When they don’t give you a blanket at the sleepover…
May 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
When they don’t give you a blanket at the sleepover…
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Just to be clear: I did that because I love dancing, not because you were shooting at my feet.
April 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Just to be clear: I did that because I love dancing, not because you were shooting at my feet.
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not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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Virgo: Was it an accident that your mom shrunk your Jedi robe? Time to activate the probe droid.
May 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Virgo: Was it an accident that your mom shrunk your Jedi robe? Time to activate the probe droid.
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The average American may only have three friends but how many werewolves do they have
May 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The average American may only have three friends but how many werewolves do they have
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chekov: if a gun is present in the first act, it must be used in the third act.
judge: counsel, please remind your client AGAIN, that is not a valid defense
judge: counsel, please remind your client AGAIN, that is not a valid defense
March 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
chekov: if a gun is present in the first act, it must be used in the third act.
judge: counsel, please remind your client AGAIN, that is not a valid defense
judge: counsel, please remind your client AGAIN, that is not a valid defense
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This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
January 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This is my post-baby body (I used to be a baby)
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JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
The UK Supreme Court has unanimously decided that the definition of sex under the Equality Act 2010 refers solely to biological sex, and does not include people with a Gender Recognition Certificate.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 AM
JKR funded the campaign group behind all this btw. This is why we beg you to stop engaging with Harry Potter media.
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Virgo: A mysterious stranger will force you to square dance. Do-si-do the hell out of there.
April 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Virgo: A mysterious stranger will force you to square dance. Do-si-do the hell out of there.
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The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
April 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The hard truth is that there are some products you just can't make in America. These must be imported from elsewhere. Like chocolates, for example. American workers will always become overwhelmed by the speed of the conveyor belt. They'll end up shoving the sweets into their mouths and blouses
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," I holler as I overturn democracy and turn the United States of America into the United States of Shit
April 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," I holler as I overturn democracy and turn the United States of America into the United States of Shit
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I’m sure the tariffs aren’t helping but in this specific case it might be more because we’re locking tourists up in detention centers
Another example of how the administration ignored 2nd-order effects of its trade war:
“.. three months into the year, international arrivals are plummeting ..”
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“.. three months into the year, international arrivals are plummeting ..”
@apnews.com
apnews.com/article/tour...
April 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I’m sure the tariffs aren’t helping but in this specific case it might be more because we’re locking tourists up in detention centers
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quite the story behind this. Ms Rachel has been raising tons of money for humanitarian aid after being horrified by what is happening to kids in Gaza www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Speaking as the parent of the 2-year-old: Critical Support to Comrade Rachel
April 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
quite the story behind this. Ms Rachel has been raising tons of money for humanitarian aid after being horrified by what is happening to kids in Gaza www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
This recession is going to force me to use my stickers instead of hoarding them and buying new ones 😔
April 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This recession is going to force me to use my stickers instead of hoarding them and buying new ones 😔
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Okay maybe I won’t be catching up on my reading journal today
April 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Okay maybe I won’t be catching up on my reading journal today
Gurgi loved tombstone btw
April 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Gurgi loved tombstone btw
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April 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
April 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea
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[youth pastor voice]
you know who else pranked a bunch of his friends by faking his own death???
you know who else pranked a bunch of his friends by faking his own death???
April 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
[youth pastor voice]
you know who else pranked a bunch of his friends by faking his own death???
you know who else pranked a bunch of his friends by faking his own death???