Stewart Horn
@thenakedpoet.bsky.social
He/they/whatever.
Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke.
My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human.
I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.
Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke.
My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human.
I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.
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There are already more than enough residential buildings to house everyone in this country.
Of course, no MP would ever suggest the banning of second and third homes as any kind of solution, because that would mean they'd lose theirs.
Of course, no MP would ever suggest the banning of second and third homes as any kind of solution, because that would mean they'd lose theirs.
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There are already more than enough residential buildings to house everyone in this country.
Of course, no MP would ever suggest the banning of second and third homes as any kind of solution, because that would mean they'd lose theirs.
Of course, no MP would ever suggest the banning of second and third homes as any kind of solution, because that would mean they'd lose theirs.
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Everyone who shares this or buys this book is helping me say "Fuck you, Satan" to Unbound.
FINAL book giveaway of the year.
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
December 9, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Everyone who shares this or buys this book is helping me say "Fuck you, Satan" to Unbound.
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So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it
"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.
If lesbians make you sad, read this one
"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.
If lesbians make you sad, read this one
It's Miserable In The Egg | Ela Bambust
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December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So I saw a comment on Reddit and had to write an essay about it
"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.
If lesbians make you sad, read this one
"You can be a girl if you want to" is useless if you don't know what wanting to be a girl looks like.
If lesbians make you sad, read this one
I love the combination of silly and creepy af.
I want to meet Megan Beaker, somewhere neutral and safe.
I want to meet Megan Beaker, somewhere neutral and safe.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I love the combination of silly and creepy af.
I want to meet Megan Beaker, somewhere neutral and safe.
I want to meet Megan Beaker, somewhere neutral and safe.
"Silliness."
What more do you want.
What more do you want.
FINAL book giveaway of the year.
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"Silliness."
What more do you want.
What more do you want.
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FINAL book giveaway of the year.
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
FINAL book giveaway of the year.
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
To enter: reply below & repost this extract.
Up for grabs:
THREE signed Villager paperbacks with free art (bookmarks & postcards) by my parents.
Enter if you enjoy
Folklore
Nature
Rivers
Hills
Social history
Lost art
Ghost
Tangled psychedelic narratives
Silliness
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It's Small Business Saturday!
We know Amazon serves up irresistible deals, but a closer look at the label reveals unsavoury ingredients - including tax avoidance, worker mistreatment, and a deeply corrosive impact on our community shops.
Avoid Amazon. Shop Small! uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
We know Amazon serves up irresistible deals, but a closer look at the label reveals unsavoury ingredients - including tax avoidance, worker mistreatment, and a deeply corrosive impact on our community shops.
Avoid Amazon. Shop Small! uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It's Small Business Saturday!
We know Amazon serves up irresistible deals, but a closer look at the label reveals unsavoury ingredients - including tax avoidance, worker mistreatment, and a deeply corrosive impact on our community shops.
Avoid Amazon. Shop Small! uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
We know Amazon serves up irresistible deals, but a closer look at the label reveals unsavoury ingredients - including tax avoidance, worker mistreatment, and a deeply corrosive impact on our community shops.
Avoid Amazon. Shop Small! uk.bookshop.org/lists/win-a-...
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Ditched Spotify & Amazon this year. This is not me preaching or signalling. It's increasingly hard to detach ourselves from all the complex forms of evil that make our lives so convenient. I'm not great at it, myself. But I want to be better & I don't want to support a system that shits on artists.
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ditched Spotify & Amazon this year. This is not me preaching or signalling. It's increasingly hard to detach ourselves from all the complex forms of evil that make our lives so convenient. I'm not great at it, myself. But I want to be better & I don't want to support a system that shits on artists.
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Avoid Amazon. Shop Small!
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. We hope you can get down to a brilliant local indie bookshop. If not, snap up a book and support indie booksellers with us - and you're in with the chance of winning a £250 Bookshop.org gift card.
Support bookshops, not billionaires.
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. We hope you can get down to a brilliant local indie bookshop. If not, snap up a book and support indie booksellers with us - and you're in with the chance of winning a £250 Bookshop.org gift card.
Support bookshops, not billionaires.
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Avoid Amazon. Shop Small!
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. We hope you can get down to a brilliant local indie bookshop. If not, snap up a book and support indie booksellers with us - and you're in with the chance of winning a £250 Bookshop.org gift card.
Support bookshops, not billionaires.
Tomorrow is Small Business Saturday. We hope you can get down to a brilliant local indie bookshop. If not, snap up a book and support indie booksellers with us - and you're in with the chance of winning a £250 Bookshop.org gift card.
Support bookshops, not billionaires.
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It's wild how some read our satire about men centering their genitals in photos & equate it to “all male nudity is banned forever.”
Relax. It's not misandry.
We’re just asking a small group of guys to stop letting their penis do the socializing.
ournaturistlife.com/2025/11/30/w...
Relax. It's not misandry.
We’re just asking a small group of guys to stop letting their penis do the socializing.
ournaturistlife.com/2025/11/30/w...
Why Men Think Their Penis Is Special (And Why No One Else Does)
We discuss why men think their penis is special. The rest of us? Not so much. A naturist comedy about ego, delusion, and why context matters.
ournaturistlife.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It's wild how some read our satire about men centering their genitals in photos & equate it to “all male nudity is banned forever.”
Relax. It's not misandry.
We’re just asking a small group of guys to stop letting their penis do the socializing.
ournaturistlife.com/2025/11/30/w...
Relax. It's not misandry.
We’re just asking a small group of guys to stop letting their penis do the socializing.
ournaturistlife.com/2025/11/30/w...
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An excellent piece by Yasmin Khan in @theguardian.com – and I’m very relieved the preposterous case against her has been dropped. www.theguardian.com/food/comment...
I called my recipe book Sabzi – vegetables. But the name was trademarked. And my legal ordeal began
The granting of patents and trademarks to foods and words from the global south is part of a long colonial grab. It’s time to realise we share what we cook, and what we call it
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
An excellent piece by Yasmin Khan in @theguardian.com – and I’m very relieved the preposterous case against her has been dropped. www.theguardian.com/food/comment...
A family friend lost their dog a couple of days ago, and I think reading this has helped.
I've taken the paywall off this eulogy I wrote for my magical, mysterious ex-stray cat George - who died last year - in case anybody would like a read.
It was very, very hard to write but I think it might be my favourite thing I’ve ever written about cats.
www.tom-cox.com/lots-of-peop...
It was very, very hard to write but I think it might be my favourite thing I’ve ever written about cats.
www.tom-cox.com/lots-of-peop...
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A family friend lost their dog a couple of days ago, and I think reading this has helped.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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The model effects in ALIENS are so effective you don't realise that they're using puppets in the final boss fight on the Sulaco. It's so well done, will pitch perfect lighting that marries the marionettes with the full-size action superbly.
These physical effects are a testament to talent.
These physical effects are a testament to talent.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The model effects in ALIENS are so effective you don't realise that they're using puppets in the final boss fight on the Sulaco. It's so well done, will pitch perfect lighting that marries the marionettes with the full-size action superbly.
These physical effects are a testament to talent.
These physical effects are a testament to talent.
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I can even write them for you! Ah g’wan! Delegate! #bsnm
PSA. Yes. I am analogue Funky MoonPig. If you live overseas (or UK) I CAN write your message and send cards direct. I’ll also doodle fun stuff on envelopes. Just write THEIR address and put your message in the notes! Useful for Valentine’s and late cards too
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#bsnm #ukgiftam
Dippyfishcards.etsy.com
#bsnm #ukgiftam
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I can even write them for you! Ah g’wan! Delegate! #bsnm
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
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I just celebrated Black Friday by cancelling my Audible membership and starting a Libro FM membership that benefits PSB.
💙📚 🎧📚
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We know that, for a ton of reasons, a lot of folks don't have as much to spend as they'd like this holiday season. Sooooooo, here's a thread of things you can do that will support your local indie bookstore or other business WITHOUT spending any more than you intended...
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I just celebrated Black Friday by cancelling my Audible membership and starting a Libro FM membership that benefits PSB.
💙📚 🎧📚
💙📚 🎧📚
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Today we mark #WorldAIDSDay. It's a day to remember the millions of lives lost to HIV and AIDS, but also to celebrate the lives saved by the scientific advancements of the last 40+ years. Compassion, science, and humanity has led the way.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Today we mark #WorldAIDSDay. It's a day to remember the millions of lives lost to HIV and AIDS, but also to celebrate the lives saved by the scientific advancements of the last 40+ years. Compassion, science, and humanity has led the way.
@profanity.accountant this seems like a fun game.
I suspect my profanity quotient has dropped a lot since I found out how to hide triggering words.
I suspect my profanity quotient has dropped a lot since I found out how to hide triggering words.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@profanity.accountant this seems like a fun game.
I suspect my profanity quotient has dropped a lot since I found out how to hide triggering words.
I suspect my profanity quotient has dropped a lot since I found out how to hide triggering words.
I've read this and it's great. Get it today before the price goes back up.
It's also £0.99 on kobo.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
It's also £0.99 on kobo.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I've read this and it's great. Get it today before the price goes back up.
It's also £0.99 on kobo.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
It's also £0.99 on kobo.
www.kobo.com/gb/en/ebook/...
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It’s never occurred to me to wonder what Edward Gorey animating the Ministry of Silly Walks would look like & now I don’t have to
@jemsmith.bsky.social and I made a 2D physics-based game in 4 days with sounds and music by Jaybooty Sutherland!
This is Fallbearers.
Here's a little clip of the other jammers playtesting it:
#gamedev #gamejam #indiegames
This is Fallbearers.
Here's a little clip of the other jammers playtesting it:
#gamedev #gamejam #indiegames
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s never occurred to me to wonder what Edward Gorey animating the Ministry of Silly Walks would look like & now I don’t have to