Stewart Horn
@thenakedpoet.bsky.social
He/they/whatever.
Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke.
My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human.
I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.
Musician, writer, poet, photographer, naturist, gay, married, campervanner, atheist, BN members. Proudly woke.
My work may be mediocre but at least I'm human.
I enjoy nature, travel, books, films, good food and wine, preferably naked.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The fire looks so cosy I thought I'd take a video, and got photobombed by Toby.
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The fire looks so cosy I thought I'd take a video, and got photobombed by Toby.
The inside looks like this.
And we're cosy.
And we're cosy.
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 AM
The inside looks like this.
And we're cosy.
And we're cosy.
If the outside of our flat looks like this...
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
If the outside of our flat looks like this...
November 18, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Two from this morning's walk.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Two from this morning's walk.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Behold the intelligence of antivaxxers!
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Behold the intelligence of antivaxxers!
Having to throw this out because we forgot we had it. 🤷♀️
October 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Having to throw this out because we forgot we had it. 🤷♀️
And when I do remember to take a picture, I don't post it.
This is a courgette, feta and mint soup from a few days ago. I only remembered when I looked at my gallery for tonight's dinner.
#foodsky #rubbishatsocialmedia
This is a courgette, feta and mint soup from a few days ago. I only remembered when I looked at my gallery for tonight's dinner.
#foodsky #rubbishatsocialmedia
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And when I do remember to take a picture, I don't post it.
This is a courgette, feta and mint soup from a few days ago. I only remembered when I looked at my gallery for tonight's dinner.
#foodsky #rubbishatsocialmedia
This is a courgette, feta and mint soup from a few days ago. I only remembered when I looked at my gallery for tonight's dinner.
#foodsky #rubbishatsocialmedia
Tonight's dinner was leftover veg (courgette, cauliflower and celery) thrown in a pan with good olive oil, garlic and chorizo.
#Spanish #foodsky #recipesareforlosers
#Spanish #foodsky #recipesareforlosers
October 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Tonight's dinner was leftover veg (courgette, cauliflower and celery) thrown in a pan with good olive oil, garlic and chorizo.
#Spanish #foodsky #recipesareforlosers
#Spanish #foodsky #recipesareforlosers
It's Rob's birthday so he got a nice dinner.
The best fish I've ever tasted comes from The Pier fish shop in Troon.
#foodsky #doesthathashtagexist
The best fish I've ever tasted comes from The Pier fish shop in Troon.
#foodsky #doesthathashtagexist
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's Rob's birthday so he got a nice dinner.
The best fish I've ever tasted comes from The Pier fish shop in Troon.
#foodsky #doesthathashtagexist
The best fish I've ever tasted comes from The Pier fish shop in Troon.
#foodsky #doesthathashtagexist
Last night's conversation about comfort food somehow missed french toast.
Quick and easy and so tasty
Quick and easy and so tasty
September 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Last night's conversation about comfort food somehow missed french toast.
Quick and easy and so tasty
Quick and easy and so tasty
Chez Horn esta noche.
We cooked some veg last night and had leftovers, so I reheated it, added some wee tomatoes and spinach and dumped it on some salad. A wee drizzle of alioli and a bit of pepper.
There was also some lightly toasted sourdough.
And a nice French syrah.
We cooked some veg last night and had leftovers, so I reheated it, added some wee tomatoes and spinach and dumped it on some salad. A wee drizzle of alioli and a bit of pepper.
There was also some lightly toasted sourdough.
And a nice French syrah.
September 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Chez Horn esta noche.
We cooked some veg last night and had leftovers, so I reheated it, added some wee tomatoes and spinach and dumped it on some salad. A wee drizzle of alioli and a bit of pepper.
There was also some lightly toasted sourdough.
And a nice French syrah.
We cooked some veg last night and had leftovers, so I reheated it, added some wee tomatoes and spinach and dumped it on some salad. A wee drizzle of alioli and a bit of pepper.
There was also some lightly toasted sourdough.
And a nice French syrah.
No comment necessary.
September 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No comment necessary.
Apparently there are strict rules about sexual activity on the Arran ferry.
September 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Apparently there are strict rules about sexual activity on the Arran ferry.
Nature is gradually reclaiming our unused outhouse.
September 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nature is gradually reclaiming our unused outhouse.
Esta noche en la casa de las reinas.
I had some fish bits left over, so I made a stock. It would have made a fabulous seafood risotto but there was no seafood left, so we had a veg risotto with a strong fishy flavour.
I started eating it then remembered to take a photo.
I had some fish bits left over, so I made a stock. It would have made a fabulous seafood risotto but there was no seafood left, so we had a veg risotto with a strong fishy flavour.
I started eating it then remembered to take a photo.
September 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Esta noche en la casa de las reinas.
I had some fish bits left over, so I made a stock. It would have made a fabulous seafood risotto but there was no seafood left, so we had a veg risotto with a strong fishy flavour.
I started eating it then remembered to take a photo.
I had some fish bits left over, so I made a stock. It would have made a fabulous seafood risotto but there was no seafood left, so we had a veg risotto with a strong fishy flavour.
I started eating it then remembered to take a photo.
Last night at Chez Horn. Swordfish steaks (on special offer at the fishmonger just now), with a side of steamed broad beans and kale.
September 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Last night at Chez Horn. Swordfish steaks (on special offer at the fishmonger just now), with a side of steamed broad beans and kale.
Sometimes all you need for contentment is a tasty young claret.
September 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sometimes all you need for contentment is a tasty young claret.
This is of course wishful thinking. I will never age as beautifully as this.
September 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This is of course wishful thinking. I will never age as beautifully as this.
August 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM