The Mighty Ox
@themightyox.bsky.social
Engineer. Scholar. Entertainer. Best at at least one at any given moment. Florida Man. UCF Alum (2x!). Champion of double-spacing. Aspires to do good. IG & the bird: @TheMightyOx.
Yoink! This is good.
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yoink! This is good.
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Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
December 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Some say it is best to live without regrets, but sometimes regrets are necessary to uncover honor within yourself. We learn kindness from the example of others, but also from reflecting on times when we were unkind, regretting those moments, and vowing to do better.
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For some reason, every time I watch this commercial, I sass the aunt out loud.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
For some reason, every time I watch this commercial, I sass the aunt out loud.
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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A remake of the Tim Curry board game murder-comedy, only all the suspects and the victim were openly in one big consensual relationship unit, called Cule
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
A remake of the Tim Curry board game murder-comedy, only all the suspects and the victim were openly in one big consensual relationship unit, called Cule
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There is nothing wrong with not eating meat.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
There is nothing wrong with not eating meat.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
There is something wrong with popping into literally everyone’s replies and telling everyone to stop eating meat as a solution to all world problems.
It’s like how Christians ask you if you’ve met their friend Jesus.
Oof.
It's not just seniors anymore: now Florida is also a great place for children to live out their final years.
October 31, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oof.
Casino resorts should open spaces where gamblers can interact with live animals.
They would call it a betting zoo.
They would call it a betting zoo.
October 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Casino resorts should open spaces where gamblers can interact with live animals.
They would call it a betting zoo.
They would call it a betting zoo.
High-functioning helmet heads unite!
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
High-functioning helmet heads unite!
One day, I want to avenge Amelia Earhart by catching, killing, and eating a coconut crab.
Too soon?
Too soon?
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One day, I want to avenge Amelia Earhart by catching, killing, and eating a coconut crab.
Too soon?
Too soon?
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Game Three
🆚 UNC
⌚️ 3:30 PM
📺 Fox
🏟️ Acrisure Bounce House
📻📈🎟️ Link In Bio
🆚 UNC
⌚️ 3:30 PM
📺 Fox
🏟️ Acrisure Bounce House
📻📈🎟️ Link In Bio
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Game Three
🆚 UNC
⌚️ 3:30 PM
📺 Fox
🏟️ Acrisure Bounce House
📻📈🎟️ Link In Bio
🆚 UNC
⌚️ 3:30 PM
📺 Fox
🏟️ Acrisure Bounce House
📻📈🎟️ Link In Bio
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
Same, Ollie. Same.
every time i feel like whining about current youth being weird i need to remind myself that this was peak humor when i was 11
August 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Same, Ollie. Same.
The Tim Burton disaster movie “Mars Attacks“ was a shit film, but it did have some quotable lines.
Like this one.
“Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack”.
Like this one.
“Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack”.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Tim Burton disaster movie “Mars Attacks“ was a shit film, but it did have some quotable lines.
Like this one.
“Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack”.
Like this one.
“Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack”.
Eggs.
This is how a seal’s nose prevents water from entering its lungs.
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Eggs.
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![11-panel comic. (1) [Person approaches another person with short hair who is flying a kite with a large spool at her feet.] PERSON 1: Ooh, flying a kite? PERSON 2: Yeah. I found this big spool of fishing line in a closet. (2) [The kite is now flying far away.] (3) [Kite is even farther away.] PERSON 1: Are we allowed to fly a kite this high? Should we Google whether there are rules? PERSON 2: Eh, it’s probably fine. (4) [Kite is now off-panel.] PERSON 2: The string is really starting to sag. PERSON 1 [touching lower curve of line]: Maybe we could attach another kite? I’ll go get one. (5) [Another kite now attaches above the line, bringing the curve higher in the air.] PERSON 1: It worked! PERSON 2: Nice! (6) [Two empty spools at Person 2’s feet in addition to one in use. The kite line has a knot in it.] PERSON 1: I bought another package of string. PERSON 2: Oh good, these spools are almost empty. I think we’re in the jet stream. (7) PERSON 1: How many kites are on there now? PERSON 2: I’ve lost count. (8) [long distance shot of people with all the empty spools and beginning of the kite line] (9) [large panel showing many attached kites coming back around] PERSON 1: Uhh… (10) PERSON 1: ...Did it blow in a circle? PERSON 2: I don’t know. Lemme look up a map of where the jet stream goes. PERSON 1: Hey, do you hear sirens? (11) [Headline] *Breaking* Kite Incident Duo Speaks. [Person 2 at Podium flanked by Person 1 and a person with a ponytail carrying a briefcase] PERSON 2: On the advice of our lawyer, we would like to apologize for the events that shut down global air travel last week...](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihp4fbjmdxy5eount5rh24fdil5k6lkhi3cikcltjcidgem2x7hpm@jpeg)
July 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
Good night, California music guy.
RIP Brian Wilson.
RIP Brian Wilson.
Barenaked Ladies - Brian Wilson (Video)
YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies (official)
youtu.be
June 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Good night, California music guy.
RIP Brian Wilson.
RIP Brian Wilson.
The new pope is an American from Chicago.
There could be a joke about deep-dish Eucharist, but I’m not going to work on it.
There could be a joke about deep-dish Eucharist, but I’m not going to work on it.
May 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The new pope is an American from Chicago.
There could be a joke about deep-dish Eucharist, but I’m not going to work on it.
There could be a joke about deep-dish Eucharist, but I’m not going to work on it.
"MYTH: You should have been much, much nicer to your classmates with autism growing up.
FACT: This one checks out, actually."
You got that right, pal.
FACT: This one checks out, actually."
You got that right, pal.
May 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"MYTH: You should have been much, much nicer to your classmates with autism growing up.
FACT: This one checks out, actually."
You got that right, pal.
FACT: This one checks out, actually."
You got that right, pal.
Everyone’s been using AI to do cartoons from Ghibli Studios. I would love to see something AI can do with cartoons from Ben Garrison.
April 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Everyone’s been using AI to do cartoons from Ghibli Studios. I would love to see something AI can do with cartoons from Ben Garrison.
It’s my birthday. Anyone reading this want to say hi?
March 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It’s my birthday. Anyone reading this want to say hi?
Went where? I don't see it.
this is only tangentially related but my sister was in China last year and went here
March 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Went where? I don't see it.
SCIENCE FAIR JUDGE DUTY! Orlando Science Center. Once again holding the fates of young scientists in my capricious and dangerous hands.
Mwah-ha-ha! Seriously, though, the future is in good hands. The kids are all right.
Mwah-ha-ha! Seriously, though, the future is in good hands. The kids are all right.
March 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
SCIENCE FAIR JUDGE DUTY! Orlando Science Center. Once again holding the fates of young scientists in my capricious and dangerous hands.
Mwah-ha-ha! Seriously, though, the future is in good hands. The kids are all right.
Mwah-ha-ha! Seriously, though, the future is in good hands. The kids are all right.