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Johnny Hill
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Designer / builder / birder / runner / father / other. Aspiring imperfectionist. Fighting for a better world. Building @bir.bz 🐦🍉

📍 MPLS, MN
🌐 https://www.thejohnnyhill.com
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Okay now that the flood of new followers is cooling down somewhat, wanted to take time to properly introduce myself!

👋 I'm Johnny, a lil lad livin' laughin' lovin' life in MPLS, MN. I design and build internet things by day, do a million other things by night. I post about... (cont.)
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Owámniyomni Okhódayapi just announced the Dakota-led design for the restoration of five acres at Owámniyomni (St. Anthony Falls), adjacent to the Upper Lock on the Mississippi River in Minneapolis. Project construction is targeted to begin in spring 2026. Very exciting!

owamniyomni.org/design/
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
As sad as this is, I’m really grateful to live in a darker state on this map.

Still abysmal vaccination rates across the board though, so let this be my quarterly reminder: COVID isn’t over, we’ll see another wave this winter, and the 2 simplest things you can do are get 💉‘d and mask up as needed.
About 1 in 4 American adults got a covid vaccine shot during the 2024-25 virus season, a fraction health care experts warn could be smaller this year as millions wrestle with conflicting advice from the government and trusted medical orgs about the value of a shot. kffhealthnews.org/news/article...
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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New: Google has chosen a side in Trump's mass deportation campaign. Google is hosting a CBP facial recognition app to hunt immigrants; no indication Google will remove. At same time Google takes down apps for reporting ICE sightings

“Big tech has made their choice”

www.404media.co/google-has-c...
Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump's Mass Deportation Effort
Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable gr...
www.404media.co
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
[Obligatory aurora post]
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Once again tapping the sign
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
THE BOYS* ARE BACK IN TOWN

*dark-eyed juncos
November 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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TENTATIVE AGREEMENT REACHED!!

when we fight, students win!! ✊💙
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Tired: staring anxiously into the dark abyss of the internet, waiting for electoral tabulations that may not come for hours to be pumped into your bloodshot eyes

Wired: picking beans from the vine in the crisp morning air, soaking up the last remaining nutritive rays of a waning autumnal sun
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Congrats to @sorenwithward8.bsky.social on winning MPLS Ward 8!!! Hell yeah brother 🎉🎉🎉
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Mpls Bluesky like
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dramatic reading of this testimony when and whomst
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Escaped all the stress + chaos of the world today for some fall fun in the fall sun along Winchell Trail

∼ 🌞 ∼ 🍂 ∼ 💀 ∼
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I’m raising money for Groveland Emergency Food Shelf, a South Minneapolis nonprofit that provides emergency groceries for those in need. They’re currently struggling to keep up with demand, and they’re getting their first $16k in donations matched.

I’ve got $50 on it! Can anyone match me?
Support Groveland Emergency Food Shelf on GiveMN
Groveland Food Shelf is a non-profit 501(c)(3) providing emergency groceries for those in need.
www.givemn.org
November 3, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Aaaaaand curry is made 😮‍💨 (even snuck in a door knocking shift for @omarfatehmn.com + @sorenwithward8.bsky.social while it cooked!)

Over 2 gallons of delicious, tangy, fluorescent green tomato curry to get us through the dark, cold MN winter 😋🍛
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Barf. Here's the "Team Mpls" plan to “address climate change.” No mention of getting off fossil fuels. Nothing on electrification. Nothing on renewable energy, transit or building housing near transit. Just trees and carbon capture(?). This fluff could have been written by the Koch Bros (1/2)
November 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me, handing the ER nurse a coupon for one free organ transplant: “What do you MEAN, my insurance isn’t real?!”
The fact this is even a problem shows we live in a broken society
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Great, now do @omarfatehmn.com
"I'm a senator from Minnesota and I don't usually endorse in mayor's races, but I'm super-enthusiastic about Mamdani. The way that he has mobilized voters, the way that he is unafraid to propose big ideas and big solutions ...There's a lot for us to learn from that," says @smith.senate.gov.
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Last pepper haul for the season. Had hoped to get some more color out of this batch, but will take what we can get. Just happy to have one more round of shishito pepper + red potato hash for the year. Until next summer, lil shishitos. 🫡
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Massive green tomato haul today. Sadly just wasn’t time for all these puppies to ripen (weird summer for tomatoes, this was).

But not really sad at all, because all of these will become a delicious, cozy canned green tomato curry to enjoy all winter long 😍🍛
October 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Open the page. Scroll down to the timeline. Go through the timeline.

It’s… shocking
The White House Building
Every president since John Adams has occupied the White House, and the history of this building extends far beyond the construction of its walls. From the Ground Floor Corridor rooms, transformed from...
www.whitehouse.gov
October 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Feels like we're gonna need laws about not making ads with nonconsensual AI video of your opponent, like yesterday.

I know Cuomo doesn't understand consent, but like--anyone making an AI video of another person does not understand consent.

And given how many people are doing this, that's grim.
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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a disturbance in the force is upon us
Why the MF am I on this email list?
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM