Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
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Even in the most charitable interpretation, giving up Minneapolis’s prerogative to investigate the homicide seems to expose a misunderstanding of the dynamics of the situation.
Minneapolis Chief Brian O'Hara confirms that the FBI is in charge of the investigation. He says MPD role is maintain the security of the crime scene.
January 7, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Even in the most charitable interpretation, giving up Minneapolis’s prerogative to investigate the homicide seems to expose a misunderstanding of the dynamics of the situation.
She’s lying about a murder and also doing it wearing Camryn Manheim’s hat from Scary Movie 3
Kristi Noem accuses the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis of committing an act of "domestic terrorism"
January 7, 2026 at 6:22 PM
She’s lying about a murder and also doing it wearing Camryn Manheim’s hat from Scary Movie 3
The only solution is for Minneapolis PD to arrest an ICE agent for murder, which is going to be a fucking mess. It was always heading here.
January 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The only solution is for Minneapolis PD to arrest an ICE agent for murder, which is going to be a fucking mess. It was always heading here.
A thing i have missed about working is just casually doing kegels at my desk as a break from reading
January 7, 2026 at 3:11 PM
A thing i have missed about working is just casually doing kegels at my desk as a break from reading
*walks onto the skyline in a slutty cheerleader outfit* "wheeeeeennn I say fetterman you say embolism"
January 7, 2026 at 4:24 AM
*walks onto the skyline in a slutty cheerleader outfit* "wheeeeeennn I say fetterman you say embolism"
Traitors should be a game played by 16 women who look and act similar to Celia Imrie
Celebrity Traitors UK also really proving my belief that this show is made worse by all the Survivor/Big Brother gamer types 🤫🤫
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Traitors should be a game played by 16 women who look and act similar to Celia Imrie
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we’re on track to get an antipope with supporters too ignorant to understand that it’s funny
January 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
we’re on track to get an antipope with supporters too ignorant to understand that it’s funny
I need a triple feature of Under Siege (seagal on boat), Under Siege 2 (seagal and katherine heigl on train), and Sudden Death (seagal at hockey game)
UNDER SIEGE is interesting; it’s a good movie, but the charisma vacuum that is Seagal undercuts all the fun. He thinks he’s in a serious political thriller, while the rest of us are laughing. I’m curious if Seagal gave pushback to the “Someone take out my pies!” line as it’s his only fun bit.
January 7, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I need a triple feature of Under Siege (seagal on boat), Under Siege 2 (seagal and katherine heigl on train), and Sudden Death (seagal at hockey game)
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Dan D'Addario’s take on the new CBS Evening News is unflinchingly and deservedly brutal.
“… a Weissian willingness to bulldoze past that which might seem too untidy for whatever hypothetical viewer he and his editor have in mind.”
Good on him and Variety.
variety.com/2026/tv/colu...
“… a Weissian willingness to bulldoze past that which might seem too untidy for whatever hypothetical viewer he and his editor have in mind.”
Good on him and Variety.
variety.com/2026/tv/colu...
January 6, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Dan D'Addario’s take on the new CBS Evening News is unflinchingly and deservedly brutal.
“… a Weissian willingness to bulldoze past that which might seem too untidy for whatever hypothetical viewer he and his editor have in mind.”
Good on him and Variety.
variety.com/2026/tv/colu...
“… a Weissian willingness to bulldoze past that which might seem too untidy for whatever hypothetical viewer he and his editor have in mind.”
Good on him and Variety.
variety.com/2026/tv/colu...
Seeing “sextravaganza” next to ezra klein’s face has made me feel a despair i didnt know i could feel
It’s the 1000th episode of the Savage Lovecast. We invited long time friends of the show to pop on and answer some questions as well: Ezra Klein, Esther Perel, Mistress Matisse, Mike Pesca, Therapy Jeff, Doc Barak, Joan Price, and more! Thank you for listening all these years!
January 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Seeing “sextravaganza” next to ezra klein’s face has made me feel a despair i didnt know i could feel
I am still kinda reeling over a normal person saying “it’s weird to put titties on a cartoon dog in a video game character made for children” and then a bunch of people dogpiling and attacking her for saying it
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I am still kinda reeling over a normal person saying “it’s weird to put titties on a cartoon dog in a video game character made for children” and then a bunch of people dogpiling and attacking her for saying it
This is both so inappropriate and so fucking funny
January 6, 2026 at 5:40 PM
This is both so inappropriate and so fucking funny
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remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
January 6, 2026 at 7:07 AM
remember to leave bullet casings out for ashli babbitt tonight ❤️❤️✝️
Kelly Dodd Jump Scare
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Kelly Dodd Jump Scare
Mandatory Judith Butler discussion groups I’m so fucking serious
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Mandatory Judith Butler discussion groups I’m so fucking serious
Bari Weiss hires an avowed transphobe and a homophobe child of a KKK leader
January 5, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Bari Weiss hires an avowed transphobe and a homophobe child of a KKK leader
I start my new job tomorrow and I’m feeeeeeeeeeeelin good
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
I start my new job tomorrow and I’m feeeeeeeeeeeelin good
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Call me skank again and I’ll rip that nasty hair out of ya fuckin head
We're back to our regularly scheduled cinematic programming with The Fighter (streaming on Paramount+, if you wanna prep) next week.
But ICYMI — we did a little New Year's resolution bonus episode (with a game!) that you can listen to here: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
But ICYMI — we did a little New Year's resolution bonus episode (with a game!) that you can listen to here: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Call me skank again and I’ll rip that nasty hair out of ya fuckin head
🎤🎤Ann Lee / To Liboudiboo Douchoo / Ann Lee / Ann Lee Mejoo Mooooow🎤🎤
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
🎤🎤Ann Lee / To Liboudiboo Douchoo / Ann Lee / Ann Lee Mejoo Mooooow🎤🎤
I am OVERJOYED
Amy Madigan has won Best Supporting Actress for ‘WEAPONS’ at the Critics Choice Awards.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I am OVERJOYED
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I am developing a theory that everyone still on twitter has porridge brain
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I am developing a theory that everyone still on twitter has porridge brain
Show it to me Rachel
Legitimately just got back from the gym for my 10-year-old to tell me that Rubio was getting destroyed on Meet the Press.
Anyway, Ruthkanda forever
Anyway, Ruthkanda forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Show it to me Rachel