Monstro Elisabethshu
@pschlarm.bsky.social
a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Call me skank again and I’ll rip that nasty hair out of ya fuckin head
We're back to our regularly scheduled cinematic programming with The Fighter (streaming on Paramount+, if you wanna prep) next week.
But ICYMI — we did a little New Year's resolution bonus episode (with a game!) that you can listen to here: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
But ICYMI — we did a little New Year's resolution bonus episode (with a game!) that you can listen to here: podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/b...
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Call me skank again and I’ll rip that nasty hair out of ya fuckin head
🎤🎤Ann Lee / To Liboudiboo Douchoo / Ann Lee / Ann Lee Mejoo Mooooow🎤🎤
January 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
🎤🎤Ann Lee / To Liboudiboo Douchoo / Ann Lee / Ann Lee Mejoo Mooooow🎤🎤
I am OVERJOYED
Amy Madigan has won Best Supporting Actress for ‘WEAPONS’ at the Critics Choice Awards.
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I am OVERJOYED
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I am developing a theory that everyone still on twitter has porridge brain
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I am developing a theory that everyone still on twitter has porridge brain
Show it to me Rachel
Legitimately just got back from the gym for my 10-year-old to tell me that Rubio was getting destroyed on Meet the Press.
Anyway, Ruthkanda forever
Anyway, Ruthkanda forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Show it to me Rachel
In an act of unimaginable cruelty, i married my ex’s ex
Topped my ex’s ex, x^2 call that shit a parabola
January 4, 2026 at 2:31 PM
In an act of unimaginable cruelty, i married my ex’s ex
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Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician
everyone on the tv wants you to know that this is good actually
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Compare this to Biden leaving Afghanistan & think about what the incentives are for every American politician
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etc
January 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
etc
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
Feeling very Anya/Halfrek today
January 3, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Feeling very Anya/Halfrek today
Tony Doukopil’s Patriotism Tour will continue until morale improves
Now more than ever it’s imperative that our national media head to diners in counties that voted overwhelmingly for trump and report in edward r murrow voice that real americans trust the president’s handling of the war and the east wing renovation
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Tony Doukopil’s Patriotism Tour will continue until morale improves
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You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.
Like…if your fridge or dishwasher was somehow generating screen images of CSAM, the FBI would be raiding the manufacturer but here we are…
Kind of incredible that people are still justifying being on X, a site that is creating content that, if it were on your hard drive or something you sent in an email attachment, would get you a visit from the FBI.
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Like…if your fridge or dishwasher was somehow generating screen images of CSAM, the FBI would be raiding the manufacturer but here we are…
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Kind of incredible that people are still justifying being on X, a site that is creating content that, if it were on your hard drive or something you sent in an email attachment, would get you a visit from the FBI.
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Kind of incredible that people are still justifying being on X, a site that is creating content that, if it were on your hard drive or something you sent in an email attachment, would get you a visit from the FBI.
How ‘bout a hot dog for this ravenous gal
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
How ‘bout a hot dog for this ravenous gal
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this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read from McMegan, I think, which is a remarkable achievement
This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.
December 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
this is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read from McMegan, I think, which is a remarkable achievement
I refuse to believe that Song Sung Blue is real
December 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I refuse to believe that Song Sung Blue is real
The cottage industrial complex of fitness influencers whose only beat is to ask their gay followers whether they should shave their chest or not
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The cottage industrial complex of fitness influencers whose only beat is to ask their gay followers whether they should shave their chest or not
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as we watch the ny times rehab marjorie taylor greene, if only we had some kind of template for this kind of behavior in the recent past
December 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
as we watch the ny times rehab marjorie taylor greene, if only we had some kind of template for this kind of behavior in the recent past
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Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Disappointed to see Jon Stewart & co joke about masking in public. I do it for my medically fragile daughter (Batten Disease). People not masking properly led to her getting pneumonia, which led to her being on life support, which led to me getting price quotes on her cremation just in case.
lets get slutty today
December 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
lets get slutty today
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.