Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
Miranda Rights? Im pretty sure it’s Carrie who writes. Miranda’s a lawyer, Charlotte’s an art dealer, and Samantha’s a whore
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Miranda Rights? Im pretty sure it’s Carrie who writes. Miranda’s a lawyer, Charlotte’s an art dealer, and Samantha’s a whore
Also the director hates women from the content of it!!!!
As a horror fan I have always hated the terrifier franchise. Idk how else to put it but sometimes you watch a movie and can just tell the director hates women from the vibe of it. Like enough said.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Also the director hates women from the content of it!!!!
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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it's important to understand that when the NY Times does this - "asks a question" with no evidence behind it - it's because they want to raise the salience of the question.
They want to imply that it's a reasonable thing to ask.
They want to help the allegation stick against Ms Rachel.
They want to imply that it's a reasonable thing to ask.
They want to help the allegation stick against Ms Rachel.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it's important to understand that when the NY Times does this - "asks a question" with no evidence behind it - it's because they want to raise the salience of the question.
They want to imply that it's a reasonable thing to ask.
They want to help the allegation stick against Ms Rachel.
They want to imply that it's a reasonable thing to ask.
They want to help the allegation stick against Ms Rachel.
I really don't think this improves until people en masse start disrupting politicians' day-to-day lives.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I really don't think this improves until people en masse start disrupting politicians' day-to-day lives.
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lmao just find out whether it's true rather than accusing her of spreading misinformation, what do you think journalism is
“New York Times conducts hostile interview with children’s education influencer questioning her recognition of comprehensively documented war crimes” is not a sentence I could have imagined a few years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
lmao just find out whether it's true rather than accusing her of spreading misinformation, what do you think journalism is
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Steve Harvey: we asked 100 people this question-- what's a crafting item you don't want to see in the bedr--
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Steve Harvey: we asked 100 people this question-- what's a crafting item you don't want to see in the bedr--
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
Chuck Schumer [buzzing]: Stephen, we would like to forfeit
Harvey: uh
Chuck: we will also be taking the other family's last name and the father can fuck my wife
I dont know which i have :(
Every guy has a dick but not every guy has a cock
a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit .
ALT: a woman in a black dress is sitting at a table with a man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I dont know which i have :(
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I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.
Two dogs are laying on me and i am listening to a sentient Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper named Zara Larsson
November 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Two dogs are laying on me and i am listening to a sentient Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper named Zara Larsson
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"No one likes me, I win."
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"No one likes me, I win."
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i already like mamdani, stop making me like him more
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i already like mamdani, stop making me like him more
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
There are no words for how evil this is
“Why did you ask me for an open relationship”
Sitting to down eat and who decides to join me at the table if not the Soup Coveter himself?
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“Why did you ask me for an open relationship”
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Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump looks like Lenny after he petted the bunny rabbit too hard.
Get in girls, we’re doing jury nullification :)))
We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Get in girls, we’re doing jury nullification :)))
All’s Fair is a longform giallo piece, it will descend into madness by episode 5
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
All’s Fair is a longform giallo piece, it will descend into madness by episode 5
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lol lmfao even
"Update: The precinct with the most students in Blacksburg gave Gov-Elect Spanberger 91% of the vote and flipped the local House of Delegates seat from red to blue. Thank you @megynkelly or Kelly Megyn or whatever your name is!" - @SenLouiseLucas bluevirginia.us/2025/11/poli...
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
lol lmfao even
Ahahahahah this is iconic
November 6, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ahahahahah this is iconic
Bgb cant make mac confirmed
that means no mustard, no nutmeg, no “secrets”, maybe paprika, just good cheddar and Gruyère or fontina or something else melty. Bread crumbs are 👌
November 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bgb cant make mac confirmed
I have a lot of thoughts to express in DMs or texts
November 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I have a lot of thoughts to express in DMs or texts
The government has been closed for the longest period in american history
Johnson: When we go into the midterms, we’re very bullish on the outcome. We have an extraordinary record to run on. The first nine months of this Congress and this administration, arguably the most productive of all time.
November 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The government has been closed for the longest period in american history