Monstro Elisabethshu
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a woman People Magazine once called “an unnamed friend of the deceased”
Dr Fartmeund Freud
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Dr Fartmeund Freud
Remember when he, as the parent of a gay child, allowed his campaign manager to use overt homophobic ballot measures to juice the evangelical vote so that he could get re-elected? Anyways let’s dance
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Remember when he, as the parent of a gay child, allowed his campaign manager to use overt homophobic ballot measures to juice the evangelical vote so that he could get re-elected? Anyways let’s dance
Well the Scream 7 trailer is out
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Well the Scream 7 trailer is out
Isaac Chotiner dismantling Karine Jean-Pierre?
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Isaac Chotiner dismantling Karine Jean-Pierre?
mood post layoff
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
mood post layoff
Me saying “no stop dont quit” like willy wonka saying it to a kid who is about to be fatally injured
October 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Me saying “no stop dont quit” like willy wonka saying it to a kid who is about to be fatally injured
Im very real, she cant be forgiven
October 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Im very real, she cant be forgiven
Democrats: “we must remove tax credits for parents and slash obamacare to appeal to the middle of the country”
The middle of the country:
The middle of the country:
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Democrats: “we must remove tax credits for parents and slash obamacare to appeal to the middle of the country”
The middle of the country:
The middle of the country:
lets get that existential dread
October 3, 2025 at 11:56 AM
lets get that existential dread
Opening scruff stories
October 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Opening scruff stories
regaling beanbag with stories of when he was a puppy, including the time he took a running leap into the bay at fire island and i had to fish him out because he was bobbing around, head-side down, like a cauliflower
October 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
regaling beanbag with stories of when he was a puppy, including the time he took a running leap into the bay at fire island and i had to fish him out because he was bobbing around, head-side down, like a cauliflower
Happy spooky season from my inspiration
October 1, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Happy spooky season from my inspiration