The great Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
|⚧| kirkgender
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Pinned
I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
dude it's still january what the fuck
January 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
dude it's still january what the fuck
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This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
January 27, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This Postman Situation is CONCERNING
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listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
listen here you stupid leftoid, if you just voted blue in 2024, ICE would be ruining the lives of immigrant families quietly and efficiently in a way where we wouldn't have to hear about it on the news
yesterday while I was walking home and old guy stopped to ask me for directions but as I answered his question I got super distracted cause he had really weird teeth.
and idk that really stuck with me cause his incisors where like completely flat at the top and basically shaped like cylinders.
and idk that really stuck with me cause his incisors where like completely flat at the top and basically shaped like cylinders.
January 28, 2026 at 12:59 AM
yesterday while I was walking home and old guy stopped to ask me for directions but as I answered his question I got super distracted cause he had really weird teeth.
and idk that really stuck with me cause his incisors where like completely flat at the top and basically shaped like cylinders.
and idk that really stuck with me cause his incisors where like completely flat at the top and basically shaped like cylinders.
in my free time I like to mix a random assortment of various liquids, that I find in my kitchen, in a big bubbling cauldron while cackling maniacly.
January 27, 2026 at 10:00 PM
in my free time I like to mix a random assortment of various liquids, that I find in my kitchen, in a big bubbling cauldron while cackling maniacly.
might've posted about it before, but smth that I think a lot about is that time I saw a super vocal terf on tumblr and, being curious, I checked out her profile.
she was 14 and her latest post at the time was a rant about how cringe people who drink coffee are.
she was 14 and her latest post at the time was a rant about how cringe people who drink coffee are.
January 27, 2026 at 9:54 PM
might've posted about it before, but smth that I think a lot about is that time I saw a super vocal terf on tumblr and, being curious, I checked out her profile.
she was 14 and her latest post at the time was a rant about how cringe people who drink coffee are.
she was 14 and her latest post at the time was a rant about how cringe people who drink coffee are.
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Some 17yo: i loved the latest film aimed at my demographic
Some clinically depressed weed addicted 39yo: then youre an idiot because it sucked
Some clinically depressed weed addicted 39yo: then youre an idiot because it sucked
February 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Some 17yo: i loved the latest film aimed at my demographic
Some clinically depressed weed addicted 39yo: then youre an idiot because it sucked
Some clinically depressed weed addicted 39yo: then youre an idiot because it sucked
seeeeee!!!! it's totally intentional! I can do a short wing if I want, I just don't wanna.
January 26, 2026 at 9:37 PM
seeeeee!!!! it's totally intentional! I can do a short wing if I want, I just don't wanna.
one thing I like about death note is how light very clearly thinks he's some kind of chosen one and that there's some cosmic reason behind everything that's happening and ryuk, at every chance he gets, tells him in response to that: "nah dude you're not special"
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 PM
one thing I like about death note is how light very clearly thinks he's some kind of chosen one and that there's some cosmic reason behind everything that's happening and ryuk, at every chance he gets, tells him in response to that: "nah dude you're not special"
the great thing about modern politics is that a political party can just say "we plan to stop being against torture" and the media will act like we just can't say if they're evil or not.
wait did I say "great"? I meant "horrible"
wait did I say "great"? I meant "horrible"
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 PM
the great thing about modern politics is that a political party can just say "we plan to stop being against torture" and the media will act like we just can't say if they're evil or not.
wait did I say "great"? I meant "horrible"
wait did I say "great"? I meant "horrible"
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“When your only tool is a gun everything looks like a dog in a gravel pit”
-Kristi Noem memo to ICE Jan. 2026
-Kristi Noem memo to ICE Jan. 2026
January 26, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“When your only tool is a gun everything looks like a dog in a gravel pit”
-Kristi Noem memo to ICE Jan. 2026
-Kristi Noem memo to ICE Jan. 2026
said genocide is also her fault btw.
January 26, 2026 at 2:18 PM
said genocide is also her fault btw.
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it's so funny bsky banned her for this because if the ban had been rightful, you let it stay up for almost 2 months babes... that's a really long time to do moderation??? and, again, you didnt even do it right??
Joe Biden died, it’s joever
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
it's so funny bsky banned her for this because if the ban had been rightful, you let it stay up for almost 2 months babes... that's a really long time to do moderation??? and, again, you didnt even do it right??
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Comedy is now illegal
January 26, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Comedy is now illegal
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The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
January 25, 2026 at 6:11 PM
The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon.
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
wapo.st/49Zqv1L
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drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
drew an ice agent crying and pissing himself to feel something
*holding back tears* n-no I actually just love doing over the top wings for my eyeliner, I don't just keep adding to it to correct asymmetry.
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 AM
*holding back tears* n-no I actually just love doing over the top wings for my eyeliner, I don't just keep adding to it to correct asymmetry.
let's ask some questions that actually matter:
does skibidi toilet pass the bechdel test?
does skibidi toilet pass the bechdel test?
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 AM
let's ask some questions that actually matter:
does skibidi toilet pass the bechdel test?
does skibidi toilet pass the bechdel test?
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"AI has feelings and is sad." good maybe it will learn its lesson for trying to threaten us with that roko's basilisk shit. who's trapped in the torment nexus now, idiot?
January 26, 2026 at 6:50 AM
"AI has feelings and is sad." good maybe it will learn its lesson for trying to threaten us with that roko's basilisk shit. who's trapped in the torment nexus now, idiot?
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when you've lost r/dragonsfuckingcars
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 AM
when you've lost r/dragonsfuckingcars
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“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.
Before speaking with two armed men at the Pretti vigil last night, a man approached & asked if I was going to tell the truth. I said yes. He told me how frustrated he was at the media & the harm it’s causing to his community.
I asked if he wanted to share words for the media on camera, & he did:
I asked if he wanted to share words for the media on camera, & he did:
January 26, 2026 at 12:40 AM
“He’s killing us in the streets and we still have to pay our taxes in April” is an incredibly compelling point.
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Imagine insisting on kids first over politics.
January 26, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Imagine insisting on kids first over politics.
they should invent like a reverse medicine that gives you the disease rather than curing it.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
they should invent like a reverse medicine that gives you the disease rather than curing it.
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