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The girl Barbossa
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24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Pinned
I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
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Once more for those at the back 👇
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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It's believed we've lost the true name for bear in Germanic languages - "bear" roughly means "brown one," a euphemism used instead of the true name because it was believed that saying their true name would summon the bear.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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What's kind of evil about this is that unchecking this box removes the "inbox categories" function which was the DEFAULT VIEW in Gmail for years. Deeply anti-user design!
If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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please for then love of Christ do not give some fucking British sissy £1800 a year in return for an unpaid prescription of 2mg oral
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
found an old pic of me from like 2019
so here's a before and after covid vaccine comparisson.
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
drinking poison rn so I hope the -ouch- I hope the tick -ow- the tick damge -oww- isn't too annoying.
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
getting wasted with that purple guy from ao oni rn
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
they're called elevators cause they elevate and escalators cause they escalate.
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"
January 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
people will have mental breakdowns and then just not post.
like what is wrong with you??? your mind just struck gold, you need to harvest it!!!
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
what does idk mean anyway?
November 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Fox News displaying a poll with the first age bracket for women and men being 15-44.

Once again, 15 year olds are children.

They are kids.

They are not adults, they can’t consent to sex, and pedophilia must not be normalized.
November 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
every sportswoman should just refuse awards in trans exclusionary competitions out of simple honor.
like, you haven't beaten all women, you're not the best here yet.
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).

"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'd do a timeline but I got like no pics of myself before estrogen.
and like, why should I??? I was lowkey ugly!
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 AM
remember chat.
we gotta celebrate, pre-processed women too
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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🔮 tag yourselves :3
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
it's already edible.
it's just an acquired taste, you uncultured swine.
Hear me out: edible shampoo
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Their advice is also dangerously wrong! When one group of people must carry papers on them to avoid government kidnapping and disappearing, that means *all* people must carry such papers on them. How else can you show the government you're not someone they should kidnap and disappear?
Email just went out on my campus that the Immigration Goons ("federal immigration agents") will be in town (Raleigh).

Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."

The fuck kind of country are we living in?
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Victor Frankenstein two seconds after he hits the on button on his guy stitched together out of corpses he's been working on obsessively for the last two years
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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grok how to undermine employee
grok how to undermine wife
grok how to undermine son
Krafton CEO allegedly asked AI to "brainstorm ways to avoid paying" earnout bonus to Subnautica 2 devs www.eurogamer.net/krafton-ceo-...
November 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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#SaveSpeech

starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!

stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM