The girl Barbossa
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The girl Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
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24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
can't believe the entire navi seals copypasta is on that image and I didn't see it.
thanks for the alt text :)
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
sounds parasocial.
I'm in!
November 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"will this this ice cube warm me up?"
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
who dares to call upon me?
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
pretty sure it was als summer when the picture was taken.
and I was visiting my grandma. she gifted me the shirt so iirc I wanted her to see me wear it.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it's enough for like 10 years worth of vials.
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
wait, what are you even paying for if hormones aren't included?
pronoun pins?
November 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
car bulls, actually.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
actually that one just has a zipper, which is open.
my massive shoulders are hiding the hood.
November 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
where?
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
kissing a woman???
but girls are gross!!
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
is that slang for "mad at me"???? sorry sorry sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I did always sit gayly, should've know sooner tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
it also made me a lot funnier ofc
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I got that too tho.
can't stand being around losers!
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
it's mainly cause here cheeks are really contoured
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
all the gay men are turning into wo men?!?!?!?!?
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM