The great Barbossa
@thegreatbarbossa.bsky.social
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24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
24 years old (in human years)
prolific pinkpiller, poster and public nuisance.
banned from most restaurants for loudly leaking government secrets.
Pinned
I only type in lowercase so people know I'm pleasant and soft spoken.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
I only capitalize "I" because only I am important enough to be capitalized.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
me!
oh sorry, wait that's wrong, forgot to read the second half of the question.
oh sorry, wait that's wrong, forgot to read the second half of the question.
11. Who is the coolest person in history that no one has ever heard of?
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
me!
oh sorry, wait that's wrong, forgot to read the second half of the question.
oh sorry, wait that's wrong, forgot to read the second half of the question.
just learned about that whole thing with the twitter feature that displays where account owners actually live and how most "maga posters" aren't even american.
my main takeaway here is that we need to start jq-ing about indians.
my main takeaway here is that we need to start jq-ing about indians.
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
just learned about that whole thing with the twitter feature that displays where account owners actually live and how most "maga posters" aren't even american.
my main takeaway here is that we need to start jq-ing about indians.
my main takeaway here is that we need to start jq-ing about indians.
as much as people like shit on like "vivziepop writing" or whatever, I do feel like especially nowadays, with all the sanitization of language and people having all their emails written by chatgpt, throwing some fucks in there does a good bit to establish your humaninity.
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
as much as people like shit on like "vivziepop writing" or whatever, I do feel like especially nowadays, with all the sanitization of language and people having all their emails written by chatgpt, throwing some fucks in there does a good bit to establish your humaninity.
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imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
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that makes sense, no one hates trans people like trans people
Reminder that lesbians have a more positive view of trans people than trans people do
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
that makes sense, no one hates trans people like trans people
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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prolly an unpopular opinion, but I really do not care about defending a subculture from nazis establishing themself there.
personally I'll just move on and judge people for staying.
personally I'll just move on and judge people for staying.
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
prolly an unpopular opinion, but I really do not care about defending a subculture from nazis establishing themself there.
personally I'll just move on and judge people for staying.
personally I'll just move on and judge people for staying.
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just did my injection again, yay
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
just did my injection again, yay
thanks for 9/11 followers <3
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
thanks for 9/11 followers <3
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the second I get over my crippling self-hatred, it's so damn over for yall
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the second I get over my crippling self-hatred, it's so damn over for yall
asked the other guys in the communist party what animal they think my fursona would be and they all replied with some kind of small rodent :(
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
asked the other guys in the communist party what animal they think my fursona would be and they all replied with some kind of small rodent :(
if you guys think I'm fucking insufferable now, just wait until I start my podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
if you guys think I'm fucking insufferable now, just wait until I start my podcast.
I just think I was always meant for unemployment.
it almost feels like a divine mandate.
it almost feels like a divine mandate.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I just think I was always meant for unemployment.
it almost feels like a divine mandate.
it almost feels like a divine mandate.
a few months after I came out to my mom, she ran into my childhood therapist by chance and told her about it. Apparently she got really excited and said smth along the lines of: "yes! I called it!".
I think a lot about that, cause I'm pretty sure it played a big part in making my mom support me.
I think a lot about that, cause I'm pretty sure it played a big part in making my mom support me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
a few months after I came out to my mom, she ran into my childhood therapist by chance and told her about it. Apparently she got really excited and said smth along the lines of: "yes! I called it!".
I think a lot about that, cause I'm pretty sure it played a big part in making my mom support me.
I think a lot about that, cause I'm pretty sure it played a big part in making my mom support me.
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I like spooky stories about what lurks in space or at the bottom of the ocean a lot, but my favorite kind of horror will lowkey always be "there's some fucked up shit in the woods".
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I like spooky stories about what lurks in space or at the bottom of the ocean a lot, but my favorite kind of horror will lowkey always be "there's some fucked up shit in the woods".
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once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
once again joining the many people who have observed how much of a world-historical problem it is that Trump is so fucking funny
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Gmail users!!
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
They've turned on AI scraping by default now...Here's how to turn it off.
Pass it on!!
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead:
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
average bluesky poster after pulling out the calipers like measurehead: