Declan Andrews
@thedecalodon.bsky.social
time person of the year 2006
posting about the Mariners, transit, and sustainable energy
he/him
posting about the Mariners, transit, and sustainable energy
he/him
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SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
SEATTLE CULTURAL VICTORY. WOKE 1. CHUD 0.
BREAKING: I do NOT have to commit to wearing a Seahawks Santa hat every day for a year in order to see them win the super bowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
BREAKING: I do NOT have to commit to wearing a Seahawks Santa hat every day for a year in order to see them win the super bowl
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
Alt: crab dance party
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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it’s crab dance time
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 AM
it’s crab dance time
my TV just tried to turn itself off. that’s how over the game is
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
my TV just tried to turn itself off. that’s how over the game is
jason myers tackle too?
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
jason myers tackle too?
can’t vote for the best player on the seahawks for MVP so i’m voting for the guy he holds balls for
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
can’t vote for the best player on the seahawks for MVP so i’m voting for the guy he holds balls for
Cal Raleigh is watching this game like “this is your MVP 2?”
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Cal Raleigh is watching this game like “this is your MVP 2?”
never thought i’d say this but i’m low key missing my seahawks santa hat rn
February 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
never thought i’d say this but i’m low key missing my seahawks santa hat rn
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It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage.
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
It really pays to remind ourselves frequently that this whole immigration "crisis" is made up out of whole cloth. There was no emergency,danger or problem, only a demagogue stirring up racist grievances for political advantage.
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the whole point of the liberal consensus is that we don't kill each other when we don't get our way
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 AM
the whole point of the liberal consensus is that we don't kill each other when we don't get our way
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
conservatives decided a black President was too high a price to pay and said fuck it, let's go back to killing each other
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If our "environmental protection" frameworks can stop an affordable housing project but can't stop a detention center or a highway expansion we really need to start talk about ripping things up root and branch.
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 PM
If our "environmental protection" frameworks can stop an affordable housing project but can't stop a detention center or a highway expansion we really need to start talk about ripping things up root and branch.
as a long time sunday creams hater i’m incredibly excited about the @mariners.com going with the steelheads unis for sunday home games
January 31, 2026 at 9:03 PM
as a long time sunday creams hater i’m incredibly excited about the @mariners.com going with the steelheads unis for sunday home games
i just watched a driver try to accelerate through a woman in a crosswalk about 5 feet in front of me.
thankfully his auto-brakes engaged so no one was hurt, but that was really scary
thankfully his auto-brakes engaged so no one was hurt, but that was really scary
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
i just watched a driver try to accelerate through a woman in a crosswalk about 5 feet in front of me.
thankfully his auto-brakes engaged so no one was hurt, but that was really scary
thankfully his auto-brakes engaged so no one was hurt, but that was really scary
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"Here, Dovydas, please hold on to this thousand or so pounds that is earmarked for making sure that little Timmy from down the road can eat"
"No fuck you I want a new e-bike" -statements made by the utterly deranged
"No fuck you I want a new e-bike" -statements made by the utterly deranged
January 30, 2026 at 12:29 PM
"Here, Dovydas, please hold on to this thousand or so pounds that is earmarked for making sure that little Timmy from down the road can eat"
"No fuck you I want a new e-bike" -statements made by the utterly deranged
"No fuck you I want a new e-bike" -statements made by the utterly deranged
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An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
An entire community of thousands, here legally, having been demonized with deranged lies about eating pets, is about to be arbitrarily DECLARED illegal so they can be forcibly ethnically cleansed. I don’t want to hear one more fucking word about comparisons to Nazi Germany being overwrought.
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these feds view all of us as cattle and below them. they genuinely would kill more people if given the chance. these people are evil
CNN airs compilation of federal agents acting with extreme aggression towards peaceful observers.
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
these feds view all of us as cattle and below them. they genuinely would kill more people if given the chance. these people are evil
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this gives me an idea. lemme cook:
the woke fossil fuel industry is conspiring to get rid of ice
the woke fossil fuel industry is conspiring to get rid of ice
Our enemies are perpetually aggrieved and perpetually concussed. We will win
January 27, 2026 at 8:52 AM
this gives me an idea. lemme cook:
the woke fossil fuel industry is conspiring to get rid of ice
the woke fossil fuel industry is conspiring to get rid of ice
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Fundamentally the Democratic party views itself as partially responsible to make sure Trump can have a functioning government, which is a genuinely insane position
Chuck Schumer views his job as funding Donald Trump's federal government if certain conditions are met. That is why he sucks as an opposition leader.
January 27, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Fundamentally the Democratic party views itself as partially responsible to make sure Trump can have a functioning government, which is a genuinely insane position
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I just want to point out that Bovino's response to Bill gives away the underlying worldview: Sympathizing with (black and brown) immigrants over (white) American citizens makes you a (race) traitor, which makes you a part of the "problem" (and thereby deserving of same treatment as the immigrants)
Honored that in his last days of fame and fortune at CBP the disgraced Gregory Bovino chose to attack, among others, me.
January 27, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I just want to point out that Bovino's response to Bill gives away the underlying worldview: Sympathizing with (black and brown) immigrants over (white) American citizens makes you a (race) traitor, which makes you a part of the "problem" (and thereby deserving of same treatment as the immigrants)
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trump wants to kill you. whether it’s an ICE agent shooting you, a cancer drug trial being defunded, increased air pollution, or defunding safe streets funding, the one universal thread in all of their policies is that they think the very idea of making the world a better place is a liberal hoax
Moderna CEO says Trump’s policies have so curtailed vaccine market they won’t be investing in new research. So that’s awesome. Good luck when the next pandemic hits. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fWErMy/
Bloomberg Business on TikTok
Moderna CEO Stéphane Bancel said the company doesn’t plan to invest in new late-stage vaccine trials because of growing opposition to immunizations from US officials. #health #business #medicine #US #government
www.tiktok.com
January 27, 2026 at 5:24 AM
trump wants to kill you. whether it’s an ICE agent shooting you, a cancer drug trial being defunded, increased air pollution, or defunding safe streets funding, the one universal thread in all of their policies is that they think the very idea of making the world a better place is a liberal hoax
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I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
January 25, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I got fooled by someone who is famous for being a conman until it was too late. Here’s why that’s actually smarter than seeing it coming:
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.