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Declan Andrews
@thedecalodon.bsky.social
time person of the year 2006
posting about the Mariners, transit, and sustainable energy
he/him
when people don’t make enough joke posts on bluesky, its users have to scour other twitter clones for jokes to argue with
Newsflash, dipshit: the novel doesn't pass it either.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
in Kilkenny this afternoon and i’m horrified to find out i’m in such close proximity to Noah Smith
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Our message to Andrew Cuomo was loud & clear in June.

It’s louder & clearer tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i missed
November 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Go NEW YORK CITY ZOHRAN FOR THE PEOPLE!!🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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If Democrats brush off a Nazi tattoo as an innocent mistake, they're abandoning the ability to make effective arguments against Nazis across the aisle. It'd be an unforced error that would taint the party for generations, and rightly so.

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October 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The “residential” building code exists in the first place for very bad reasons. Don’t ever forget that. Lawrence Veiller, addressing the NAHB in 1913:
October 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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All of the pilfering, vandalism, and outright death caused by DOGE cuts, and all of the thefts from the future by illegally stopping research grants, didn't save a penny, Trump spent the money and more on corruption and incompetent ICE goons.
Total federal spending is up +7% in 2025 over 2024 year-to-date to Oct 20.

The story that the fed govt is tightening its belt is contradicted by its own real-time expenditure data. Admin spectacularly hammering some things but raising spending elsewhere.

Was -7% just after Inauguration Day.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
he is stealing your tax dollars
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
josh naylor is the only good defender in the mariners infield
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if the mariners lose this game i’m gonna look back on that interference call like super bowl 40
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Louis Varland after being pulled with Cal Raleigh coming up
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Pritzker: "Stephen Miller is clearly ordering people to break the law. So he should know that yeah, it may be three years from now that he is held accountable, but I think it's important for them to know that whatever they do now, it's not like we're going to forget."
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
He’s stealing money from the federal government. If he just wanted to make sure the military and law enforcement got paid, he could have passed the Democrats’ bill that did exactly that. He wants to do it this way because he’s stealing your tax dollars for himself
FBI agents will be paid during the shutdown, Trump says, using unspent funds to bypass frozen federal pay.
Trump Administration to Continue Paying FBI Amid Government Shutdown
www.newsweek.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I just wanted to learn about salmon spawning grounds but ok
October 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
dom canzone
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
jp didn’t hit a grand slam because i dropped chocolate on my jersey and haven’t gotten a chance to wash it yet. my bad everyone
October 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
daulton varsho just slammed into the wall at full speed trying to catch a home run 10 feet above his glove
October 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
that might be the dumbest challenge i’ve ever seen
October 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
i love the seattle mariners
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Cal Raleigh is the best player in baseball history
October 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
baseball rule change idea. if a player gets subbed out of the game and it goes into extra innings, then 9 innings after they got pulled they can come back in
October 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
ok 6:17 am, time for bed. go ms
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 AM