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The Claire Witch 🎃
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Professional sleeper
Bonnie apologist
They/them
August 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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regardless of today’s outcome, it is morally indefensible to have a court ruling on something that affects a population, using evidence and findings that did not consult a single member of that population.
April 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Men of the peeeeeeople
March 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Baby wants
March 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I could watch Kung Fu Panda every day of my life and it wouldn't be enough
February 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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What's come as a shock - to a lot of Irish ppl - in recent yrs is the realisation that we were never looking at 'wild' Irish landscapes but denuded deserts.
I won't lie: after 3 weeks of experiencing almost unimaginably abundant and diverse Costa Rican nature, returning home to the Irish ecological moonscape is a visceral gut punch.

But what Costa Rica shows is that it doesn't have to stay like this: nature CAN return.
#Rewilding 🌍
February 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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You think this is funny?
January 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Obsessed with this RTE news pic of Danny Healy-Rae where he looks like he's on the phone with Jason Bourne who has a sniper rifle trained on him.
January 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Me, whispering in Richard Boyd Barrett's ear, telling him to go further and call someone a c*nt.
January 22, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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A few weeks ago, post Luigi, CEOs were all “We’re frightened little guys and need your support”

This week, post Zuck et al, CEOs are all “Woohoo we can finally be assholes in public again! We love being assholes! Fuck you Faggot!”
January 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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The ceasefire announcement is a great thing but we should all keep boycotting israel and the brands that prop it up and fund its genocidal campaign until Palestine is free, just in case anyone isn't sure
Our work is not done!

A ceasefire is only the most important first step to end the genocide against the 2.3 million Palestinians in Gaza.
January 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Also, it's just Santas North Pole for people who want to go to Dubai
By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.
January 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Look there's a LOT wrong with sci-fi and fantasy books from the 80s and early 90s but those authors would find the thirstiest, most shameless sicko imaginable and pay him $5000 to draw the horniest, most extravagant cover art you've ever seen in your life and we need to go back to those days
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
STOP USING AI FOR YOUR BOOKS IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP
January 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
📚📖📕

1) Mistborn: The Well of Ascension- Brandon Sanderson

First book finished of the year! As gripping and thrilling as the first in the trilogy with twists that made me gasp aloud, this book had me reading under the covers like a 12 year old. Great stuff.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
January 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Are you wearing the-
Yellow corn holder boots? Yes, I am

(a lemon pig for good luck for 2025 birthed on the last day of 2024, inspired by @griffski.bsky.social)
January 1, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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this’s true across all of recorded history.

more cis women have been attacked in public restrooms by members of ‘girls aloud’ than they have been by trans women.
In 2024 more women were attacked by another woman in a public restroom than by a trans woman.

In fact I don't think any were attacked by a trans woman.
December 27, 2024 at 10:20 AM
December 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
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velma: another mystery solved gang. there's no such thing as the supernatural, just ol' fashioned trickery

scooby doo, the talking dog: rol' rashioned rickery
December 25, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Not to be a Christmas downer but also Christmas vent

My grandad is dying and everyone went to bed at 9 from being tired and stressed, but also too stressed to actually sleep, too tired for any form of entertainment.
December 26, 2024 at 12:27 AM
In my Uncle Fester era
October 22, 2023 at 5:26 PM
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embezzlement is definitely the most glamorous sounding crime based on the word alone. it should be much sexier than it really is, those double zs give it such razzle dazzle
October 5, 2023 at 8:38 PM