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Robbie Burns Day baby Justin
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Old nerd. Just four bad ideas in a trenchcoat.
Half the weirdos on Is That Some Kind of Japanimation Thing? and regular contributor to Ghost Show Press’s Everyone’s Gone to the Movies series.
They say I cannot be killed by normal means. He/him
Pinned
Scene: Star Wars rpg session

GM: it’s like a tricorder.

Me: no, it’s a do-or-do-not-corder. There is no try.
I guess the man in the army uniform must be hidden behind Christopher Walken’s Air Force Captain Koons. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Board game bliss had this at a Deep discount so I leapt at it. It says it’s compatible with fifth and sixth editions of Catan, but I’ve got fourth. Am I messed up?
February 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Since this was in a Behind the Music I always thought it was a work.
Although Devo said it was devastating, because his Devo style song ("Dare to be stupid") was such a perfect expression of everything they wanted to say that after him they didn't feel they had anything left.
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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Call me a carceral urbanist but I think that you should have to go to jail if you kill an entire family with your car.

Further, we should hold elderly drivers in particular responsible for the their actions because we need to create a deterrence effect to encourage people to stop driving.
February 15, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Our Sweet Savings Event is almost over, and it's a great time to stock up on fun games and accessories for yourself or for gifting next Valentine's Day!

bit.ly/w23valentine

#valentinesday #munchkin #cardgames #boardgames #playmunchkin #tabletopgames #dice #stevejacksongames #playsjgames
February 15, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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BONUS - Valentine's Day 🥰

For this week's #ThursdayFilmRec 🗃️🎥🍿🎬 #HATM

Watch or (Rewatch) my favorite musical "Guys And Dolls" (1955) - Dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz; Writers: Jo Swerling, Abe Burrows (based on Damon Runyon stories); Composer: Frank Loesser

Full film ⬇️

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhNW...
Guys And Dolls | Full Movie Musical | WATCH FOR FREE
YouTube video by Samuel Goldwyn Films
www.youtube.com
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
If you're in Toronto, donating to The Period Purse lets you help folks who need menstrual products. There may be a local group in your area who does something similar.
February 15, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Alright.

It's Saturday night. 💔 🥤 🎸 👾
February 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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A benefit of free buses I hadn’t heard enough about until this piece from @galvinalmanza.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Always amusing to see someone encounter the Pulververse for the first time.
February 15, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Reminder - sales visibility often comes from:

1) Promo $: These indies don't have it.
2) Authors: Many of the authors don't speak English or are recently deceased.
3) Readers: A lot of these books are new in English.

If you can help, the project is worth it. 💛

storybundle.com/translation #BookSky
February 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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Here's where I rank the "Marc Kennedy doing a little tippy-tappy a centimeter over the the hog line" big curling rules story in the grand scheme of sports infractions on a scale of "Does it meaningfully impact the game" vs. "Do the officials consistently always call a penalty"
February 14, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Post a comic cover you love.
February 14, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Passions run hot on the ice.
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!

(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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This wasn’t exactly the image I set out to find but I’m not mad at it
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Trawnna with two Ts.
What's a word that changes your opinion of someone when you hear them mis-pronounce it?

For me: 'et cetera'/'ecksetra'.
February 13, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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it's not easy breeding deer for gigantism, but that's why I make the big bucks
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Story in 5 acts...

Act 1 - Game designer: works years on a game's rules.

Act 2 - Streamer: Misunderstands and/or dislike rules.

Act 3 - Streamer: Changes rules.

Act 4 - Streamer: Don't enjoy the result.

Act 5 - Streamer: Blames the game.

🤡
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪
February 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM