Rach, Esq.
@thebgcomplex.bsky.social
Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her)
📍Boston
📍Boston
Pinned
A unicycle is permanently poppin’ a wheelie. Peak clown energy.
September 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
A unicycle is permanently poppin’ a wheelie. Peak clown energy.
Who is Labubu and why do you people keep dragging me into it
July 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Who is Labubu and why do you people keep dragging me into it
First radiation scan just dropped. I look like one of those bad dog drawings where the artist has never seen a dog.
July 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
First radiation scan just dropped. I look like one of those bad dog drawings where the artist has never seen a dog.
Turns out “Groundbreaking” is an inspiring word for a startup but devastating one for an overweight stranger.
The more you know.
The more you know.
July 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Turns out “Groundbreaking” is an inspiring word for a startup but devastating one for an overweight stranger.
The more you know.
The more you know.
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[me, changing the oven light bulb] Guess I'm an electrician now.
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
[me, changing the oven light bulb] Guess I'm an electrician now.
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High waisted < high and wasted
March 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
High waisted < high and wasted
Who else avoids checking their email until they’re ready to be depressed?
June 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Who else avoids checking their email until they’re ready to be depressed?
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A "break from reality" is probably less relaxing than it sounds
June 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
A "break from reality" is probably less relaxing than it sounds
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“It’s all good,” I say, adjusting my Burger King crown.
June 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
“It’s all good,” I say, adjusting my Burger King crown.
War, heatwaves, and corrupt elections just aren’t sparking joy like they used to
June 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
War, heatwaves, and corrupt elections just aren’t sparking joy like they used to
Next person to call me “brave” or “strong” gets to see just how strong my throat punch is.
June 14, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Next person to call me “brave” or “strong” gets to see just how strong my throat punch is.
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You’re trying to get a foot in the door.
I have one foot out the door.
I guess no one is getting in or out of this convenience store.
I have one foot out the door.
I guess no one is getting in or out of this convenience store.
June 13, 2025 at 10:14 AM
You’re trying to get a foot in the door.
I have one foot out the door.
I guess no one is getting in or out of this convenience store.
I have one foot out the door.
I guess no one is getting in or out of this convenience store.
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“Still punk as fuck” I say as I refill my bird feeders every day at 7am
June 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
“Still punk as fuck” I say as I refill my bird feeders every day at 7am
“I asked grok” “I asked ChatGPT”
I asked my elected official. I’m now in a basement with fluorescent lighting and no concept of time. Send help.
I asked my elected official. I’m now in a basement with fluorescent lighting and no concept of time. Send help.
June 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“I asked grok” “I asked ChatGPT”
I asked my elected official. I’m now in a basement with fluorescent lighting and no concept of time. Send help.
I asked my elected official. I’m now in a basement with fluorescent lighting and no concept of time. Send help.
Happy last chemo! 🎈🥂🎈
June 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Happy last chemo! 🎈🥂🎈
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this rice cake tastes more like death than it does rice or cake
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
this rice cake tastes more like death than it does rice or cake
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Murder, she cross-stitched
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Murder, she cross-stitched
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I put my thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
This was not covered by insurance.
This was not covered by insurance.
June 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I put my thing down, flipped it, and reversed it.
This was not covered by insurance.
This was not covered by insurance.
Being in your 30s is accidentally getting horny looking at new Zillow listings
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Being in your 30s is accidentally getting horny looking at new Zillow listings
Hiking alone, whispering “Is it tree you’re looking for?”
No response. Rude.
No response. Rude.
May 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hiking alone, whispering “Is it tree you’re looking for?”
No response. Rude.
No response. Rude.
Therapist waived my late cancelation fee. Pretty sure I just unlocked “favorite client” status.
May 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Therapist waived my late cancelation fee. Pretty sure I just unlocked “favorite client” status.
LinkedIn is just Facebook for when I want to feed my depression
May 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
LinkedIn is just Facebook for when I want to feed my depression
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i'd describe my summer body as spongy. just getting that out there now.
May 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i'd describe my summer body as spongy. just getting that out there now.