Amber
@thatsnotamber.bsky.social
I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.
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Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.
December 1, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Some amazing animals have evolved to emit light through a chemical reaction called bioluminescence! None of ours though.
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New year. New ewe.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
New year. New ewe.
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I just saw a post- the top 10 song of the year you turned 10 is going to be your 2026. "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips was my result so I guess buckle up?
December 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I just saw a post- the top 10 song of the year you turned 10 is going to be your 2026. "Hold on" by Wilson Phillips was my result so I guess buckle up?
They say you get "nose blindness " to your home, but let me tell you- having 2 out of 3 dogs having farts/diarrhea, you absolutely do not. I'm fully aware of what it smells like here.
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They say you get "nose blindness " to your home, but let me tell you- having 2 out of 3 dogs having farts/diarrhea, you absolutely do not. I'm fully aware of what it smells like here.
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Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Yes, it's ok to wish our animals a merry Christmas, except the meerkats who are agnostic or angry believers, condemned to a life lived underground, far from God's light.
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I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I don't have any news to counteract the terrible news of the last few days, so here is a thread of cute animals eating things, with most with crunchy cromchy sounds.
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Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Oh, my God, it's the eggnog! It's in the eggnog!
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
I got the job! 🍾
Update-I got a call for an interview for a research nurse position for interventional cardiology next week! I love and am passionate about my current job, but going into research and clinical trials is the natural progression for my career. Fingers crossed,
I also didn't get a job I was really looking forward too. I did however get a call from the director saying she was keeping my resume at hand for another research position- but secretly I'm hoping the person they offered the job to declines and/or is in a lion attack
December 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I got the job! 🍾
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
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♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
♫
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they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
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A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
A nutritionist, personal chef, personal trainer, therapist, life coach, financial advisor, and concierge general surgeon could fix me
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
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Veteran of criminal law here
My advice to women
If your man has been violent to you
Walk away
No apologies accepted
No second chance
No looking back
This is not fixable
A line has been crossed
If you normalize this
You ll be hurt more and more
I have seen violence I still have nightmares about
My advice to women
If your man has been violent to you
Walk away
No apologies accepted
No second chance
No looking back
This is not fixable
A line has been crossed
If you normalize this
You ll be hurt more and more
I have seen violence I still have nightmares about
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Veteran of criminal law here
My advice to women
If your man has been violent to you
Walk away
No apologies accepted
No second chance
No looking back
This is not fixable
A line has been crossed
If you normalize this
You ll be hurt more and more
I have seen violence I still have nightmares about
My advice to women
If your man has been violent to you
Walk away
No apologies accepted
No second chance
No looking back
This is not fixable
A line has been crossed
If you normalize this
You ll be hurt more and more
I have seen violence I still have nightmares about
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Here is a terrific goat eating hay weirdly
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here is a terrific goat eating hay weirdly
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it’s true, i looked
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
it’s true, i looked
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“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
November 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“This isn’t funny, Frank. Turn the lights back on.”
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
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Up close with 2-year-old Willow, the muskox munching on some tasty lichen! Beneath that fuzzy, shaggy coat, muskoxen have a super-soft underlayer called qiviut, one of the warmest natural fibers in the world.
📹: Keeper Russell
📹: Keeper Russell
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Up close with 2-year-old Willow, the muskox munching on some tasty lichen! Beneath that fuzzy, shaggy coat, muskoxen have a super-soft underlayer called qiviut, one of the warmest natural fibers in the world.
📹: Keeper Russell
📹: Keeper Russell
Update-I got a call for an interview for a research nurse position for interventional cardiology next week! I love and am passionate about my current job, but going into research and clinical trials is the natural progression for my career. Fingers crossed,
I also didn't get a job I was really looking forward too. I did however get a call from the director saying she was keeping my resume at hand for another research position- but secretly I'm hoping the person they offered the job to declines and/or is in a lion attack
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Update-I got a call for an interview for a research nurse position for interventional cardiology next week! I love and am passionate about my current job, but going into research and clinical trials is the natural progression for my career. Fingers crossed,
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The only time I've reacted the same way as the reactor is reacting in his reaction video.
(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The only time I've reacted the same way as the reactor is reacting in his reaction video.
(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
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We should all get paid for being our own caregivers
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We should all get paid for being our own caregivers
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your god can’t save you now
October 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
your god can’t save you now