Andrew McGrae
@tgnprofessor.bsky.social
Some loser everyone hates.
If you aren't going to be riding a horse into battle wearing plate armour, you weren't actually knighted. You just indulged a senile inbred guy in his fantasy of being a fairy tale king.
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If you aren't going to be riding a horse into battle wearing plate armour, you weren't actually knighted. You just indulged a senile inbred guy in his fantasy of being a fairy tale king.
The second episode of Percy Jackson is about him achieving JK Rowling's greatest ambition.
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The second episode of Percy Jackson is about him achieving JK Rowling's greatest ambition.
My New Year’s Resolution for 2026 is to ensure I don’t break my New Year’s Resolution for 2027. My New Year’s Resolution for 2027 will be to break my 2026 resolution.
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My New Year’s Resolution for 2026 is to ensure I don’t break my New Year’s Resolution for 2027. My New Year’s Resolution for 2027 will be to break my 2026 resolution.
Dune Where's My Car.
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Dune Where's My Car.
“Caricature” here means “using the warp tool in Photoshop”. Starmer is almost unchanged, Reeves and Markle (who did nothing all year, but gotta get a shot in over diluting the blood purity of the royals) have facial features enlarged slightly. Polanski totally transformed into the Smirking Merchant.
No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Caricature” here means “using the warp tool in Photoshop”. Starmer is almost unchanged, Reeves and Markle (who did nothing all year, but gotta get a shot in over diluting the blood purity of the royals) have facial features enlarged slightly. Polanski totally transformed into the Smirking Merchant.
How I’m walking out of 2025.
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025.
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i went to the idiot bookstore and they hadn't heard of you because you're not even one of the notable idiot authors
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
i went to the idiot bookstore and they hadn't heard of you because you're not even one of the notable idiot authors
I like autism and ADHD, I cannot lie.
December 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I like autism and ADHD, I cannot lie.
Isaac Asimov's lesser-known religious anthology.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Isaac Asimov's lesser-known religious anthology.
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
To Avatar, or not to Avatar, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to Avatar
The slings and Avatars of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Avatars against a sea of Avatars
And by opposing Avatar them. To die—to Avatar,
To Avatar, or not to Avatar, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to Avatar
The slings and Avatars of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Avatars against a sea of Avatars
And by opposing Avatar them. To die—to Avatar,
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
"Avatar'll be back"
"Avatar'll be back"
December 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
To Avatar, or not to Avatar, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to Avatar
The slings and Avatars of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Avatars against a sea of Avatars
And by opposing Avatar them. To die—to Avatar,
To Avatar, or not to Avatar, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to Avatar
The slings and Avatars of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Avatars against a sea of Avatars
And by opposing Avatar them. To die—to Avatar,
Make a Bond movie casual.
Live and let live.
Live and let live.
Make a Bond movie casual
From Russia with Best Wishes
From Russia with Best Wishes
Make a Bond movie causal
The World is an Insufficient, but Necessary, Part of an Unnecessary, but Sufficient, Condition
The World is an Insufficient, but Necessary, Part of an Unnecessary, but Sufficient, Condition
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Make a Bond movie casual.
Live and let live.
Live and let live.
Jesus would have bombed Samaria. There was only one good person there, and he was a metaphor.
Jesus Christ would not bomb Nigeria or anywhere else, on any day
December 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jesus would have bombed Samaria. There was only one good person there, and he was a metaphor.
🎶Last Christmas, was one day ago,
And the very next day, was today🎶
And the very next day, was today🎶
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🎶Last Christmas, was one day ago,
And the very next day, was today🎶
And the very next day, was today🎶
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Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
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One day some racist colonialists (but I repeat myself) drew a line in an random location on a world we all share & said the people they butchered, murdered, enslaved, robbed, & pillaged needed to go through the security protocol equivalent of a sex offender to even set foot on said coloniser's land.
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
One day some racist colonialists (but I repeat myself) drew a line in an random location on a world we all share & said the people they butchered, murdered, enslaved, robbed, & pillaged needed to go through the security protocol equivalent of a sex offender to even set foot on said coloniser's land.
Fun fact about BlueSky's Official Joke of Xmas 2025: The first draft of A Christmas Carol was unclear as to whether Tiny Tim died, and test readers weren't happy. Dickens then rewrote it to be entirely clear.
December 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fun fact about BlueSky's Official Joke of Xmas 2025: The first draft of A Christmas Carol was unclear as to whether Tiny Tim died, and test readers weren't happy. Dickens then rewrote it to be entirely clear.
Definitely “AI” slop. I did a quick Google search and fully half of these appear not to exist.
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Definitely “AI” slop. I did a quick Google search and fully half of these appear not to exist.
Remember 13.7 billion BCE when no one was.
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Remember 13.7 billion BCE when no one was.
Uncle.
Other than Michael Caine, who is the best Scrooge?
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Uncle.
I don't want a lot for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas is you.
Mariah absolutely roasted you there.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Mariah absolutely roasted you there.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't want a lot for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas is you.
Mariah absolutely roasted you there.
All I want for Christmas is you.
Mariah absolutely roasted you there.
Seven swans to rule them all.
Six geese to find them.
Five gold rings to bring them all.
And in a pear tree, bind them.
Six geese to find them.
Five gold rings to bring them all.
And in a pear tree, bind them.
December 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Seven swans to rule them all.
Six geese to find them.
Five gold rings to bring them all.
And in a pear tree, bind them.
Six geese to find them.
Five gold rings to bring them all.
And in a pear tree, bind them.
🎶Last Christmas was one year ago, and the very next day, was last Boxing Day.🎶
December 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
🎶Last Christmas was one year ago, and the very next day, was last Boxing Day.🎶
And Tiny Tim, who could NOT die as long as evil remains in the hearts of men.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, blew up the Death Star.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has a machine gun now. Ho! Ho! Ho!
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And Tiny Tim, who could NOT die as long as evil remains in the hearts of men.
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Genuinely impressive that Israel has murdered over 400 Palestinians in Gaza during the ”ceasefire” (to say nothing of the West Bank) but is now accusing Hamas of ceasefire violations because a soldier was, quote, “lightly wounded” by an old, unexploded bomb in Israel-controlled territory.
December 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Genuinely impressive that Israel has murdered over 400 Palestinians in Gaza during the ”ceasefire” (to say nothing of the West Bank) but is now accusing Hamas of ceasefire violations because a soldier was, quote, “lightly wounded” by an old, unexploded bomb in Israel-controlled territory.
And Tiny Tim, who will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
December 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
And Tiny Tim, who will return in Avengers: Doomsday.