Be Jay, Do Crimes.
@templinjay.bsky.social
Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal.
#NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow
#NoKingsButShortKings #ButlerianJihadNow
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Recently a friend of mine cheered me up by pointing out that one of these days, I’ll buy a jug of milk and it will outlast the president.
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
I hope it’s this one!
#MaybeItWillHappenToday
As the kids say, “ZOMG! Totes adorbs!”
Imagine hearing about a deep sea cephalopod called a vampire squid (Vampyroteuthis infernalis) and thinking you're going to see some scary eldritch horror and it turns out they just look like this:
🧛🐙📷MBARI
🧛🐙📷MBARI
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 PM
As the kids say, “ZOMG! Totes adorbs!”
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The study points to using libraries and visiting museums as bringing these enormous brain health benefits ... who would have thought? Well, librarians and museum folk for a start ... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Reading and writing can lower dementia risk by almost 40%, study finds
Cognitive health in later life is ‘strongly influenced’ by lifelong exposure to intellectually stimulating environments, say researchers
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 AM
The study points to using libraries and visiting museums as bringing these enormous brain health benefits ... who would have thought? Well, librarians and museum folk for a start ... www.theguardian.com/society/2026...
Sorry, Trevor- potatoes are Indigenous. MAGA can’t have any. They get turnips.
February 12, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Sorry, Trevor- potatoes are Indigenous. MAGA can’t have any. They get turnips.
Hell, yeah. And I already know the national anthem. 🤣
I'm not saying that Canada is perfect, I'm saying that the bar is pretty low right now.
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Hell, yeah. And I already know the national anthem. 🤣
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Yikes — Epstein showing appreciation for @GovBillLee pal Betsy Devos making it harder to report sexual abuse on campuses
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Yikes — Epstein showing appreciation for @GovBillLee pal Betsy Devos making it harder to report sexual abuse on campuses
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AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
February 12, 2026 at 12:10 AM
AOC: We all saw the performance Bondi had. She was screaming and crashing, and I think it’s because she knows she is implicated in a massive cover-up to protect a ring of pedophiles through:
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👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 PAM BONDI, RESIGN BITCH.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 PAM BONDI, RESIGN BITCH.
Sharing in the hope that a bunch of guys in Florida prisons will see.
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq
A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was convicted of sexually abusing children
A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child.
n.pr
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Sharing in the hope that a bunch of guys in Florida prisons will see.
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The 6 Republicans who voted YES:
Bacon
Hurd (CO)
Fitzpatrick
Kiley (CA)
Massie
Newhouse
Two Rs didn’t vote: Moore (WV) and Murphy. The rest voted to preserve Trump’s tariffs on Canada.
The 1 Democrat who voted no: Golden (ME)
Bacon
Hurd (CO)
Fitzpatrick
Kiley (CA)
Massie
Newhouse
Two Rs didn’t vote: Moore (WV) and Murphy. The rest voted to preserve Trump’s tariffs on Canada.
The 1 Democrat who voted no: Golden (ME)
219-211, House votes to pass the resolution by @meeks.house.gov to terminate Trump's tariffs on Canada. Six Republicans join Democrats in voting YES, while one Democrat votes NO.
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
The 6 Republicans who voted YES:
Bacon
Hurd (CO)
Fitzpatrick
Kiley (CA)
Massie
Newhouse
Two Rs didn’t vote: Moore (WV) and Murphy. The rest voted to preserve Trump’s tariffs on Canada.
The 1 Democrat who voted no: Golden (ME)
Bacon
Hurd (CO)
Fitzpatrick
Kiley (CA)
Massie
Newhouse
Two Rs didn’t vote: Moore (WV) and Murphy. The rest voted to preserve Trump’s tariffs on Canada.
The 1 Democrat who voted no: Golden (ME)
What a fucking choad.
The one Democrat who voted for the SAVE Act, making this his second time voting yea for this bill in the past year, in Henry Cuellar of Texas.
clerk.house.gov
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
What a fucking choad.
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You know what we need? More Daily red pandas playing in snow :3
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
You know what we need? More Daily red pandas playing in snow :3
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Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
This man is an inspiration to me.
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This man is an inspiration to me.
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REMINDER: Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 when Jeffrey Epstein was running his child rape ring in her very state. She prosecuted many child predators but NEVER even investigated Epstein. It's clear she has been covering up Epstein's crimes for years!
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
REMINDER: Pam Bondi was Attorney General of Florida from 2011 to 2019 when Jeffrey Epstein was running his child rape ring in her very state. She prosecuted many child predators but NEVER even investigated Epstein. It's clear she has been covering up Epstein's crimes for years!
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Snake's head fritillaries: proof that nature has all the best design skills.
January 17, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Snake's head fritillaries: proof that nature has all the best design skills.
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BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
February 11, 2026 at 5:03 PM
BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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A thread on the global chaos as the Epstein files implicate world government leaders.
In India protests erupted over PM being named in the Epstein files.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
A thread on the global chaos as the Epstein files implicate world government leaders.
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🎯
February 11, 2026 at 4:10 PM
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sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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Now we learn the billionaire owner of a bridge that will compete w/the new Canada-MI bridge met with Lutnick right before Trump issued his threat to shut down the new bridge. The Trump admin is a lawless mafia gangster extortion racket existing to enrich oligarchs at our expense.
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Now we learn the billionaire owner of a bridge that will compete w/the new Canada-MI bridge met with Lutnick right before Trump issued his threat to shut down the new bridge. The Trump admin is a lawless mafia gangster extortion racket existing to enrich oligarchs at our expense.
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Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.
February 11, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Khanna: There were two rounds of redactions. There was the original FBI redactions… and they did a second round of redactions at the DOJ. What they’re showing members now is the unredacted version of the DOJ’s redactions—not the original FBI redactions. They’re in blatant violation of the law.