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Museum Nerd, Deadhead, and Dork Lord of the Sith. Master Gardener. Hunter. Jack of all trades. Veteran of the War on Drugs. Gizzard King of the Gizzard King Cabal.
#NoKingsButShortKings
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November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Well done, Britain!
"We cannot trust you."
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can confirm.
my wife is a witch 😏 sometimes they’re pretty warm
I can't really tell you how cold it is outside since I've never felt a witches tit
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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This is the easiest case for understanding gerrymandering. Salt Lake City, in the center of the state, is the only Dem leaning area in Utah. So GOPers divided the state into 4 districts, radiating out from SLC, cutting it into four quadrants, preventing the city from electing a Rep of their choice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It’s #MossyMonday? Well, then- check out this delightful little guy Ï found while on a hunting trip this weekend…
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If Johnson calls the House back, representatives should refuse to vote until the duly elected member from Arizona is sworn in.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
These motherfuckers really are just straight up trying to kill women.
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov is just another case of “fuck you, I got mine.” He’s fine with YOUR loved ones dying of a stroke.

Just goes to show- with enough brain damage, anybody can support the MAGA agenda.
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
These guys are a riot! 🤣
SNL these two are likely the best joke writers in the history of the show 💯🎯
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Chris Cuomo looks like if Gavin Newsom and RFK Jr had a baby and sent it to Mother Trump’s Finishing School.
Chris Cuomo is trying to make this atrocious little mustache happen even though it looks like he drew it on with a ballpoint pen
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
“Oh, is that racist? I had NO idea!” 😏
-some racist working at Amazon
Reported! Still there.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
@mcclellan.house.gov This is your chance to try to mitigate the damage @kaine.senate.gov did by kowtowing to Trump. He’s hoping we’ll forget before 2030. I don’t think we will, and I KNOW we won’t forget before you have to stand for reelection…
Jeffries is whipping NO votes in the House on the shutdown deal. From Jake Sherman at Punchbowl:
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you see this post your bird art!
#blockprint #heron #bird #art
After a photo by Carl Bovis, with permission.
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
To be fair, this is not the first time Massachusetts Puritans have attacked Christmas!
By the time they got here, Virginia had already celebrated 13 Christmases and the First Thanksgiving.
Massachusetts Republicans are so cooked that they're trying to attack Michelle Wu for "wasting" taxpayer money by visiting Nova Scotia to pick up Boston’s annual Christmas tree.

Now who's waging a War on Christmas, huh?
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"Babe wake up, it's the 50th anniversary of the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald!
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
>guffaw<
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Uh yeah
November 10, 2025 at 10:33 PM
He’s right, though.
no quote about the US political system has ever gone harder than this one
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM