Rich
@techguy3.bsky.social
Autistic dad nerd. Democrat. Disabled.
We are in this together! 🤝
📍Nashville, TN.
I post a mix of silliness/local/political stuff.
I never claimed to be funny. Some content may not be appropriate for all readers. Reader discretion is advised.
We are in this together! 🤝
📍Nashville, TN.
I post a mix of silliness/local/political stuff.
I never claimed to be funny. Some content may not be appropriate for all readers. Reader discretion is advised.
lol @jcsalterego.bsky.social , timeline so awkward that I am not going to say a thing except…
(Thanos is real and we are all absolutely fucked if he finds me)
(Thanos is real and we are all absolutely fucked if he finds me)
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
lol @jcsalterego.bsky.social , timeline so awkward that I am not going to say a thing except…
(Thanos is real and we are all absolutely fucked if he finds me)
(Thanos is real and we are all absolutely fucked if he finds me)
Be me. Technology nerd. Biggest there ever was. When most people were learning to read, I was learning to code. Where most people were playing outside, I was learning to build computers.
Also, TIL I can just simply tell siri to start a workout on my watch rather than opening the app. 🤣
Also, TIL I can just simply tell siri to start a workout on my watch rather than opening the app. 🤣
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Be me. Technology nerd. Biggest there ever was. When most people were learning to read, I was learning to code. Where most people were playing outside, I was learning to build computers.
Also, TIL I can just simply tell siri to start a workout on my watch rather than opening the app. 🤣
Also, TIL I can just simply tell siri to start a workout on my watch rather than opening the app. 🤣
Here is an odd one for tonight: I wish they had CPAP for dogs. Our poor pup.
November 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Here is an odd one for tonight: I wish they had CPAP for dogs. Our poor pup.
Describes fatherhood as well. ❤️
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Describes fatherhood as well. ❤️
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reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby-Doo! mystery together
October 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
reverse cowgirl, so we can solve this Scooby-Doo! mystery together
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*summons a demon*
<dial tone> all our demons are busy haunting other summoners. Your summoning is very important to us.
<dial tone> all our demons are busy haunting other summoners. Your summoning is very important to us.
October 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*summons a demon*
<dial tone> all our demons are busy haunting other summoners. Your summoning is very important to us.
<dial tone> all our demons are busy haunting other summoners. Your summoning is very important to us.
uh…
I would rather tell people I'm on the Epstein list.
why would you admit to this?
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
uh…
YES please. When the simulation was created, everyone’s bad luck got dumped on me, and good god…so much bad luck…
This actually resets the simulation back to factory settings. We’ve been looking for it — please flip asap
i just realized there’s a switch on my living room wall i literally stopped mid sentence to go “there’s a switch on the wall”
October 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
YES please. When the simulation was created, everyone’s bad luck got dumped on me, and good god…so much bad luck…
Well, I guess you are right if you put it like that…🤔
October 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Well, I guess you are right if you put it like that…🤔
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avril latrine: thread
October 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
avril latrine: thread
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The “baby back ribs” song starts in a kind of dark place
October 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The “baby back ribs” song starts in a kind of dark place
Is it odd that this reminds me of Final Fantasy 8, except the boss is protecting the people? 🤣
October 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Is it odd that this reminds me of Final Fantasy 8, except the boss is protecting the people? 🤣
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*stares in 90s kid*
This was a superpower.
October 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
🤣
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we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
we are the sons of the hamburgers you could not help
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Many people have forgotten how to be kind. Even fewer rewind.
October 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Many people have forgotten how to be kind. Even fewer rewind.
Thanks to a fellow Bluesky person, I now feel an overwhelming urge to dip my (American) Thanksgiving turkey in Canadian Maple syrup. 🤤
October 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Thanks to a fellow Bluesky person, I now feel an overwhelming urge to dip my (American) Thanksgiving turkey in Canadian Maple syrup. 🤤
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Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."
The lady means EXACTLY what she says, and nothing more...perverts.
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The lady means EXACTLY what she says, and nothing more...perverts.
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thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard
October 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
thousands of tomatoes had to die for your ketchup you bastard
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when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
when shitposters get married, a reply guy has to be the best man. i don't make the rules
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and for the rest of us? 😉
I'll bet some of you aren't as stupid as you sound
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
and for the rest of us? 😉
Nothing is burning. The fall photos the locals are taking are fantastic. It is one of the top cities I want to visit. Also a guy in a lizard costume made a bunch of guys employed by ICE shit their pants. Portland is Portland-ing.
If I lived in Portland I’d be filming daily videos of the reality there and sending them to every single person in my contacts.
October 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nothing is burning. The fall photos the locals are taking are fantastic. It is one of the top cities I want to visit. Also a guy in a lizard costume made a bunch of guys employed by ICE shit their pants. Portland is Portland-ing.
I am not a doctor or a lawyer, however I am giving both legal and medical advice when I say: THIS. 🤣
if you're still offline, stay offline
October 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I am not a doctor or a lawyer, however I am giving both legal and medical advice when I say: THIS. 🤣