#TeamCheeseburger
@tealdeer.bsky.social
AKA TooManyJens
I'm so, so tired.
I'm so, so tired.
Trek fans in 1995: We need to learn from this so we never have the Bell Riots
Trek fans in 2025: God, I wish we’d had the Bell Riots
Trek fans in 2025: God, I wish we’d had the Bell Riots
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Trek fans in 1995: We need to learn from this so we never have the Bell Riots
Trek fans in 2025: God, I wish we’d had the Bell Riots
Trek fans in 2025: God, I wish we’d had the Bell Riots
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I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I think it’s pretty clear at this point that one of the main impacts of LLMs is to disrupt thinking: to make it so that far too many people never properly learn how to do it, and then to control the output so there are thoughts that people never learn how to think.
"It's just about using our energy as efficiently as possible for the revolution, but women who dance are all like this."
yeah this pleasant individual is staying blocked, but uh. I have several printers and I printed to saturation in a week, it has been several weeks and the initial Whistle Drop(tm) has not been fully run through, I think it's okay to have a few colors
"men with 3D printers are all like this"
"men with 3D printers are all like this"
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"It's just about using our energy as efficiently as possible for the revolution, but women who dance are all like this."
There was a fish in the percolator, Charlie Brown
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There was a fish in the percolator, Charlie Brown
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here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
here you go, enjoy this leaf sheep of good luck and success
I wonder why they even published that information in the first place. What did they *think* would happen?
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I wonder why they even published that information in the first place. What did they *think* would happen?
Why did English have a Great Vowel Shift, anyway? Were the vowels not OK?
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why did English have a Great Vowel Shift, anyway? Were the vowels not OK?
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only 98 democrats are not absolute cowards and can explain that to their constituents, all the others need to go, and ofc all GOPers, thats 75% of the House that are gaslighting grifters
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
only 98 democrats are not absolute cowards and can explain that to their constituents, all the others need to go, and ofc all GOPers, thats 75% of the House that are gaslighting grifters
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
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Vance shares a strange immunity with Trump.
The press cannot or will not pierce through his rhetoric to see the what-should-be-obvious danger of the man.
This includes:
1. Vance follows lots of neo-Nazis on X
2. His championing of Germany's far right
3. HE'S WELCOMING HITLER LOVERS INTO THE GOP
The press cannot or will not pierce through his rhetoric to see the what-should-be-obvious danger of the man.
This includes:
1. Vance follows lots of neo-Nazis on X
2. His championing of Germany's far right
3. HE'S WELCOMING HITLER LOVERS INTO THE GOP
JD Vance now leads the GOP. And he wants the party to welcome Hitler lovers.
And the press refuses to reckon with what this means.
www.thefarce.org
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Vance shares a strange immunity with Trump.
The press cannot or will not pierce through his rhetoric to see the what-should-be-obvious danger of the man.
This includes:
1. Vance follows lots of neo-Nazis on X
2. His championing of Germany's far right
3. HE'S WELCOMING HITLER LOVERS INTO THE GOP
The press cannot or will not pierce through his rhetoric to see the what-should-be-obvious danger of the man.
This includes:
1. Vance follows lots of neo-Nazis on X
2. His championing of Germany's far right
3. HE'S WELCOMING HITLER LOVERS INTO THE GOP
no way
We're debating on the government funding package right now and every single Republican voted against a Democratic amendment to pass a clean, one-year extension of the ACA tax credits.
Republicans just don't care about your health care.
Republicans just don't care about your health care.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
no way
If you're the GOP, you gotta love not only the cave itself, but also the way that the story has now become about "Democratic infighting" rather than Republicans hurting people
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
If you're the GOP, you gotta love not only the cave itself, but also the way that the story has now become about "Democratic infighting" rather than Republicans hurting people
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Every disaffected Dem & swing focus group we do begins with people asking what's real. They hear, at times, this is authoritarian takeover threatening lives & livelihoods. But perceive most "leaders" not acting as if this were so.
November 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every disaffected Dem & swing focus group we do begins with people asking what's real. They hear, at times, this is authoritarian takeover threatening lives & livelihoods. But perceive most "leaders" not acting as if this were so.
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the story of this shutdown is that Trump and the Republicans have played the politics significantly worse than Chuck Schumer and folks that's a genuine accomplishment
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
the story of this shutdown is that Trump and the Republicans have played the politics significantly worse than Chuck Schumer and folks that's a genuine accomplishment
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Folks, this is not MTG becoming more reasonable, this is not reaching across the aisle, this is a slap at Mike Johnson for being too incompetent to deliver what she expected.
You do not, under any circumstances, etc.
You do not, under any circumstances, etc.
Greene: "I will praise Nancy Pelosi. She had an incredible career for her party. I served under her speakership in my first term in Congress and I'm very impressed at her ability to get things done. I wish we could get things done for our party like Nancy Pelosi was able to deliver for her party."
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Folks, this is not MTG becoming more reasonable, this is not reaching across the aisle, this is a slap at Mike Johnson for being too incompetent to deliver what she expected.
You do not, under any circumstances, etc.
You do not, under any circumstances, etc.
Judge, sighing: no, you can't return a verdict of "What the everloving fuck?" go back and try again
The jury has not reached a verdict in the DC Sandwich Guy case and the judge is sending them home. We'll be back in court tomorrow!
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Judge, sighing: no, you can't return a verdict of "What the everloving fuck?" go back and try again
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Imagine if Schumer dies and you know about it precisely when it happens because a racist married couple from Long Island starts talking in your head and saying that since Chuck died you're responsible for them now
November 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Imagine if Schumer dies and you know about it precisely when it happens because a racist married couple from Long Island starts talking in your head and saying that since Chuck died you're responsible for them now
My tea journey this afternoon:
1. Boil water, forget about it.
2. Boil water, forget about it.
3. Boil water, put tea bag in, set timer. I'm so organized! Surely this time I'll end up with tea.
4. Timer goes off while I'm in the middle of writing an email. Shut timer off.
1. Boil water, forget about it.
2. Boil water, forget about it.
3. Boil water, put tea bag in, set timer. I'm so organized! Surely this time I'll end up with tea.
4. Timer goes off while I'm in the middle of writing an email. Shut timer off.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My tea journey this afternoon:
1. Boil water, forget about it.
2. Boil water, forget about it.
3. Boil water, put tea bag in, set timer. I'm so organized! Surely this time I'll end up with tea.
4. Timer goes off while I'm in the middle of writing an email. Shut timer off.
1. Boil water, forget about it.
2. Boil water, forget about it.
3. Boil water, put tea bag in, set timer. I'm so organized! Surely this time I'll end up with tea.
4. Timer goes off while I'm in the middle of writing an email. Shut timer off.
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The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The USDA sent an email to grocery stores telling them they are prohibited from offering special discounts to customers affected by the SNAP funding lapse.
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
I'm aware of at least 2 stores that had offered struggling customers a discount, then withdrew it after receiving this email
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*ushering a group of tourists into the next room of their Vatican tour*
"and here is the largest collection of sports jerseys ever assembled"
"were these donated by some wealthy collector?"
"nah, everyone just thought it was funny to troll Leo"
"and here is the largest collection of sports jerseys ever assembled"
"were these donated by some wealthy collector?"
"nah, everyone just thought it was funny to troll Leo"
October 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
*ushering a group of tourists into the next room of their Vatican tour*
"and here is the largest collection of sports jerseys ever assembled"
"were these donated by some wealthy collector?"
"nah, everyone just thought it was funny to troll Leo"
"and here is the largest collection of sports jerseys ever assembled"
"were these donated by some wealthy collector?"
"nah, everyone just thought it was funny to troll Leo"
This should get him on the no-fly list
"I’ve seen people walk in socks in the bathroom... I always pee on the floor to make sure if you walk in in socks, you’re getting urine on your feet.”
bit.ly/4p2iZsT
bit.ly/4p2iZsT
Mark Schlereth: 'I always pee on the floor'
Fox Sports NFL analyst Mark Schlereth reveals he always urinated on the floor of airplanes to discourage people from being barefoot.
bit.ly
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
This should get him on the no-fly list
How the actual fuck did I get subscribed to Shaun King's Substack? It just showed up in my inbox, make it stop
October 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How the actual fuck did I get subscribed to Shaun King's Substack? It just showed up in my inbox, make it stop
"Understanding the American Voter"
Application - The Survey Center on American Life
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
"Understanding the American Voter"
The entire rest of the world on Nov. 5, 2024:
We can now watch the United States explode and sink beneath the ocean live!
Sinking of SS United States to be livestreamed using drones and underwater cameras
The historic ship will be sunk off the Florida panhandle by the end of the year, but no date has been set.
www.phillyvoice.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The entire rest of the world on Nov. 5, 2024: