thanks a lot

oh no!

The opportunity cost of keeping the hate and domination machines going is fucking staggering.

I would simply implode into a tiny black hole

"I read your columns" is Chotinese for "I called your tailor."

This feels like a cheat code for extending the SoL indefinitely. Am I reading that right? I guess at some point a judge could finally decide to dismiss with prejudice.

fuck yeah

"Listening to a book" is more verbose, and also people are just used to "reading" as the word for taking in a book.

I say "I heard about [x]" or "I talked to [y]" all the time even when those were actually text-based communications with no aural component. Seems similar.

I was sure that was a young Abe Vigoda

"How are you doing, fellow Americans?"

I thought you meant Pritzker for a minute there

There, uh. There sure is.

People got fired for saying less about Charlie Kirk

Stuff that's cool to read about in the history books as long as you didn't have to actually live through it

oh my GOD

Chat, is it good for the economy when people can't get jobs out of college?

Yeah. To them, everyone would do it if they could get away with it. Or at least every "real man."