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Mrs Dalloway said she would buy the flour herself
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The Danish Social Democrats are currently on course for their worst election result since at least the Second World War, despite their brand of far-right accommodationism being touted as a blueprint for other centre-left parties.
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
A frostpunk cold morning
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Refrigerated Kit Kat Chunkies 🫶🏻
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong

1. Baking
2. A singular wit
3. A bad back
List 3 things you think you're known for and your followers will tell you if you're right or wrong
1. Mugs
2. Valet's mug and music choices
3. Lucille Bluth gifs

What a sad little life.
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong x

1. Too many selfies
2 thirst trapper
3 always think I’m on holiday
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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You could close your eyes and stick a pin in any of this and you'd hit a lie
Check out no.6 on Starmer's pledges when he became Leader of the Labour Party.

"Defend migrants' rights" 💀
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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theres a whole bunch of cultures that don't do rings to mark marriage but do do necklaces for the purpose, so do only Christians get to keep wedding jewelry or
Ministers now appear to be confirming in broadcast interviews that they would audit and could confiscate assets (including jewellery) excepting wedding rings from the jewellery that they could confiscate.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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People are probably calling Labour racist because Labour keep being racist. If they want to stop being called racist they should stop doing racist things.
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Food Art.
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why is the world still trying to push Jack Whitehall and Kim Kardashian as actors.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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“I can’t say it impacts me." Ancient British proverb.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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less than six months to the May elections lads
Shabana Mahmood tells Sunday Times it should take 20 years for somebody granted refugee status in UK to secure permanent status (ie, reapply 6 times) if came without permission.

Paper says Denmark has toughest settlement timeline (8 years) but UK govt wants longer

www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...
Shabana Mahmood: ‘Illegal migration is tearing Britain apart’
The home secretary is planning to introduce a 20-year wait for permanent stay to end a ‘golden ticket’ for asylum seekers
www.thetimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Okay, I can't let this one go. I live in Ireland, not the UK, but the use of this image by a supposedly socialist party is so stupid and offensive, I'm going to get stuck in.

Let me explain to you why any experienced illustrator/designer could have stopped you making so many miserable mistakes. 1/
November 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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lmao

'your party' update... are they using tin cans and a bit of string for internal comms?

@agirlcalledlina.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Jeremy has lost a bezzie
Blimey. Major new split in Your Party. Blackburn MP Adnan Hussain -who is secretary of the Your Party company - says he's quitting due to "persistent infighting, factional competition, and a struggle for power, position and influence rather than a shared commitment to the common good."
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Full works at the Turkish barbers
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
We’re told NHS waiting lists are down and yet we’ve a PM and Chancellor without a spine.
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Thought for the day.
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
BOLDY
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
“And now, a reaction from Emily Maitlis…”
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 PM