Aaron Turner
@synfinatic.bsky.social
Coder, maker and lover of pcaps. Networks are made to be broken. Sarcasm is my lingua franca. Expressed opinions are totally that of my employer. yOuR prIvaCY iS Very iMpORtanT to uS!
Aka: @synfinatic@infosec.exchange
Aka: @synfinatic@infosec.exchange
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2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives
https://motomatters.com/analysis/2026/02/02/2026_sepang_motogp_test_monday_round_up.html
2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives …
https://motomatters.com/analysis/2026/02/02/2026_sepang_motogp_test_monday_round_up.html
2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives …
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives
https://motomatters.com/analysis/2026/02/02/2026_sepang_motogp_test_monday_round_up.html
2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives …
https://motomatters.com/analysis/2026/02/02/2026_sepang_motogp_test_monday_round_up.html
2026 Sepang MotoGP Test Monday Round Up: Silly Season Explodes, Yamaha Builds A V4, Toprak Arrives …
Poor lady. Really needs the cash.
January 30, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Poor lady. Really needs the cash.
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Moment of calm: tonight's paddle on a darkening Salish Sea.
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Moment of calm: tonight's paddle on a darkening Salish Sea.
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That was one of the most cynical and well written (in terms of dialogue) & well delivered (tho of course problematic in the usual ways) movies that I have ever seen.
And that sort of optimization behavior (X as sole goal) reminds me of www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
@jdmar3.bsky.social
And that sort of optimization behavior (X as sole goal) reminds me of www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
@jdmar3.bsky.social
www.decisionproblem.com
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 AM
That was one of the most cynical and well written (in terms of dialogue) & well delivered (tho of course problematic in the usual ways) movies that I have ever seen.
And that sort of optimization behavior (X as sole goal) reminds me of www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
@jdmar3.bsky.social
And that sort of optimization behavior (X as sole goal) reminds me of www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/
@jdmar3.bsky.social
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This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)
January 16, 2026 at 12:35 AM
This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10 (TT: katieandtatesfostermates)
Crowd has it right.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Crowd has it right.
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"Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump." (cheers)
"Fuck AI!" (big cheers)
"Free Palestine. Protect trans kids." (cheers)
"...and go New England Patriots!" (boos)
www.youtube.com/live/ZqTFIms...
"Fuck AI!" (big cheers)
"Free Palestine. Protect trans kids." (cheers)
"...and go New England Patriots!" (boos)
www.youtube.com/live/ZqTFIms...
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"Fuck ICE. Fuck Trump." (cheers)
"Fuck AI!" (big cheers)
"Free Palestine. Protect trans kids." (cheers)
"...and go New England Patriots!" (boos)
www.youtube.com/live/ZqTFIms...
"Fuck AI!" (big cheers)
"Free Palestine. Protect trans kids." (cheers)
"...and go New England Patriots!" (boos)
www.youtube.com/live/ZqTFIms...
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THREAD
Political cartoonists are not fuckin’ around this week. (thread)
1. Pat Bagley
1. Pat Bagley
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 PM
THREAD
Well if this doesn’t get him the Nobel Peace Prize I don’t know what will
January 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Well if this doesn’t get him the Nobel Peace Prize I don’t know what will
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i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
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Imagine writing a first person story about a secret affair with a member of the Kennedy Family who is currently one of the most powerful people in the country and not being able to sell a book about it to Americans
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Imagine writing a first person story about a secret affair with a member of the Kennedy Family who is currently one of the most powerful people in the country and not being able to sell a book about it to Americans
Fortune categorizes “Success” as being the child of a billionaire.
December 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Fortune categorizes “Success” as being the child of a billionaire.
Have u seen his emails? At least he’s trying.
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Have u seen his emails? At least he’s trying.
Talking to VP’s be like…
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Talking to VP’s be like…
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A group of GenXers is called a “whatever”.
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A group of GenXers is called a “whatever”.
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Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe I’ll tell y’all about Thanksgiving in Uzbekistan, where I was in the peace corps 2000-2001.
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
I lived in a town; nearest American lived in a qishloq - a true village. A few of us somehow figured out to meet there. (How? No internet, no phones. No recollection of how we planned anything.) 1/
What I really want to know is will you start referring to Ducati as a German manufacturer as the Roman Emperor of Shit Posting suggested? Because that was hilarious. :-P
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
What I really want to know is will you start referring to Ducati as a German manufacturer as the Roman Emperor of Shit Posting suggested? Because that was hilarious. :-P
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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If there was such a rich person, I run an underfunded media org that would love to be able to hire more people to cover issues related to democracy. *hint* *hint*
www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If there was such a rich person, I run an underfunded media org that would love to be able to hire more people to cover issues related to democracy. *hint* *hint*
www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
www.techdirt.com/2025/03/04/w...
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He is going to make J. Edgar Hoover's corpse have a stroke.
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He is going to make J. Edgar Hoover's corpse have a stroke.
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By Not Listening To Me, Mamdani Won The Wrong Way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
By Not Listening To Me, Mamdani Won The Wrong Way
By Ezra Klein
By Ezra Klein