Turkey Trotskyist
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Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Ha ha eat shit Brian Eno
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Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Joyce Carol Oates sitting across a desk from Kendrick Lamar:
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
"So I'm putting a team together..."
Isaac Chotiner knocks on the open door.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
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USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
Too Good To Go: End Food Waste App - App Store
Download Too Good To Go: End Food Waste by Too Good To Go on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more games like Too Good To Go:…
apps.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
USAians, if you don’t already know about Too Good To Go, you should check it out.
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
It’s a free app that works with local restaurants & bakeries to help them sell (at steep discounts) unsold food at the end of the day—and helps you find cheap good food
apps.apple.com/us/app/too-g...
This is just what she does
JCO with the windmill dunk
Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is just what she does
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Pick it up pick it up
Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pick it up pick it up
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Me, Reading Dylan Thomas:
Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight!
Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.
Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight!
Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.
February 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Me, Reading Dylan Thomas:
Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight!
Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.
Yes, haha! Don't go gently into that good night! Rage! Fight!
Me, Experiencing The Slightest Physical Discomfort: Alright, gotta go gentle mode. Time to gentle up, for sure. Good night not lookin' so bad, think imma lean into it.
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I've noticed that there isn't much talk here about the current internecine war that is unfolding on the right, spearheaded in large part by Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. I know this shit is insane and feels bad. But this is a mistake (1/)
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've noticed that there isn't much talk here about the current internecine war that is unfolding on the right, spearheaded in large part by Nick Fuentes, Tucker Carlson, and Candace Owens after the assassination of Charlie Kirk. I know this shit is insane and feels bad. But this is a mistake (1/)
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BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
BBC ANNOUNCER VOICE: Lewk. Layer. Hann. And of course Chyewbacker. You’ve seen their many travails through the coz-moss at the cinemah
Sitting on a jury has convinced me that a lot of regular people have pickled their brains on cop shows and true crime
November 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sitting on a jury has convinced me that a lot of regular people have pickled their brains on cop shows and true crime
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I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
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they're calling it the greatest friendsgiving of all time. more and more you're hearing about it
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...
bit.ly
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 PM
they're calling it the greatest friendsgiving of all time. more and more you're hearing about it
It’s not “romanticizing manual labor” to recognize that a lot of email jobs are kinda dumb. Electricians and plumbers are more important for society than brand managers and marketing email editors
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s not “romanticizing manual labor” to recognize that a lot of email jobs are kinda dumb. Electricians and plumbers are more important for society than brand managers and marketing email editors
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[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
September 17, 2023 at 2:53 PM
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
I got a friend who’s self-conscious about the faces that she makes while playing bass but honestly it’s nothing compared to the faces I make playing Dr Mario
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I got a friend who’s self-conscious about the faces that she makes while playing bass but honestly it’s nothing compared to the faces I make playing Dr Mario
Are you really a millennial if you don’t have your own harmony parts to sing along to aeroplane over the sea with
November 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Are you really a millennial if you don’t have your own harmony parts to sing along to aeroplane over the sea with
I thing I’m getting into lately is not telling someone something upsetting if they don’t need to hear it right at that moment. Like I don’t need to ruin your Saturday afternoon by having you worry about this thing I just discovered
November 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I thing I’m getting into lately is not telling someone something upsetting if they don’t need to hear it right at that moment. Like I don’t need to ruin your Saturday afternoon by having you worry about this thing I just discovered
We’re in the bad timeline from Back to the Future 2
This is Bad (source: network.fintechtakes.com/library/3d38...)
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
We’re in the bad timeline from Back to the Future 2
Honestly surprised by the number of Tony Iommi’s at the show tonight
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Honestly surprised by the number of Tony Iommi’s at the show tonight
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ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume
Ok so someone got into the Halloween candy earlier this month, but to be fair, we do have a lot of it, and he got some extra to make up for it
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Ok so someone got into the Halloween candy earlier this month, but to be fair, we do have a lot of it, and he got some extra to make up for it