Donaeld the Unready
@donaeldtheunready.bsky.social
Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.
"Ah look, it's Batcat being a dickhead once again, how novel."
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
"Ah look, it's Batcat being a dickhead once again, how novel."
Was just thinking that the worst thing that would come up if my Whatsapp messages were leaked would be the frequency with which I am sarcastic/dismissive in response to yet another cat photo from my partner and then realised that to a section of society that is worse than paedophila.
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Was just thinking that the worst thing that would come up if my Whatsapp messages were leaked would be the frequency with which I am sarcastic/dismissive in response to yet another cat photo from my partner and then realised that to a section of society that is worse than paedophila.
Apparently Starmer is going to appoint a more reliable advisor. You wouldn't know him though, he stands outside a different school.
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
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February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Apparently Starmer is going to appoint a more reliable advisor. You wouldn't know him though, he stands outside a different school.
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welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 PM
welp, this destroyed me first thing upon waking up
They can't televise these by law, it's all got to be done through a courtroom artist.
Bring back televised sheepdog trials
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
They can't televise these by law, it's all got to be done through a courtroom artist.
He came here to manage City and be a grumpy thirst trap in a long puffy coat, and he's all out of City to manage.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
He came here to manage City and be a grumpy thirst trap in a long puffy coat, and he's all out of City to manage.
Ah that's the one that goes round in ever decreasing circles I believe. Probably a stuck rudder.
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Ah that's the one that goes round in ever decreasing circles I believe. Probably a stuck rudder.
Exceptional work
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Exceptional work
The less than hydrodynamic HMS Cumbernauld.
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The less than hydrodynamic HMS Cumbernauld.
The Mary Tequila Rose.
February 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
The Mary Tequila Rose.
HMS Dreadsomethings
February 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
HMS Dreadsomethings
There be Wutherin' in them there Heights.
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
There be Wutherin' in them there Heights.
A friend comments: "No Peace Prize awarded beforehand though, so clearly rugby just hates peace."
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
A friend comments: "No Peace Prize awarded beforehand though, so clearly rugby just hates peace."
And so another festival of big men in small shorts kicks off, and I am here for it.
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
And so another festival of big men in small shorts kicks off, and I am here for it.
Modern fairy tales: The Princess and the Peadophile
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Modern fairy tales: The Princess and the Peadophile
So what first attracted you to billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So what first attracted you to billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
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We saw a ghost the other night, Tâf and I, out on the footpath.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We saw a ghost the other night, Tâf and I, out on the footpath.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Just a straightforward shagging weekend
as a foreigner I’m unfamiliar with this idiom. anyone care to explain?
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Just a straightforward shagging weekend
I'm not having the easiest of Mondays but at least I've not sat down and given an interview to Isaac Chotiner.
Absolutely brutal interview
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I'm not having the easiest of Mondays but at least I've not sat down and given an interview to Isaac Chotiner.
Flag X is popular
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Flag X is popular
That's flag Z
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
That's flag Z
Very telling that on this gender spectrum there are two main groupings: one group with Flag Z flapping wildly and a second who have Flag X nailed resolutely to a flagpole, although not necessarily their own flagpole.
January 30, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Very telling that on this gender spectrum there are two main groupings: one group with Flag Z flapping wildly and a second who have Flag X nailed resolutely to a flagpole, although not necessarily their own flagpole.
Ah yes, the 26 genders.
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Ah yes, the 26 genders.