Donaeld the Unready
@donaeldtheunready.bsky.social
Unreadier than ever, but still Making Mercia Geat Again! Draining the fens into my hoard.
They can't televise these by law, it's all got to be done through a courtroom artist.
Bring back televised sheepdog trials
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
They can't televise these by law, it's all got to be done through a courtroom artist.
There be Wutherin' in them there Heights.
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 AM
There be Wutherin' in them there Heights.
And so another festival of big men in small shorts kicks off, and I am here for it.
February 5, 2026 at 8:11 PM
And so another festival of big men in small shorts kicks off, and I am here for it.
Modern fairy tales: The Princess and the Peadophile
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Modern fairy tales: The Princess and the Peadophile
So what first attracted you to billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
So what first attracted you to billionaire pedophile Jeffrey Epstein?
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We saw a ghost the other night, Tâf and I, out on the footpath.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
February 2, 2026 at 7:08 PM
We saw a ghost the other night, Tâf and I, out on the footpath.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Well. She saw a ghost. I didn’t see anything.
I felt them, though, knew they were there.
Just a straightforward shagging weekend
as a foreigner I’m unfamiliar with this idiom. anyone care to explain?
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Just a straightforward shagging weekend
I'm not having the easiest of Mondays but at least I've not sat down and given an interview to Isaac Chotiner.
Absolutely brutal interview
February 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
I'm not having the easiest of Mondays but at least I've not sat down and given an interview to Isaac Chotiner.
Ah yes, the 26 genders.
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Ah yes, the 26 genders.
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just choked on my beverage
January 29, 2026 at 11:19 PM
just choked on my beverage
How far we have fallen from God's Grace since.
![An extract from Peter Marshall's book Storm's Edge: Life, Death and Magic in the Islands of Orkney, transposed into a WhatsApp message. It reads:
"Bishop Graham [of Kirkwall] however thought people should fear confessing their sins no more than a man suffering from urinary stones should 'be ashamed to discover his private parts to another to shoot up his finger through his fundament to grip the stone.' The bishop supposedly made his point by 'acting it in the pulpit with a filthy demonstration'."
What a place Orkney was in the 17th century](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ppkomzxjvodsmmy5escpnsab/bafkreifsrx55j54sys63rdx34jnxc74qt6v4thbtshexuj75uea3qxkj3y@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
How far we have fallen from God's Grace since.
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Also, yah boo sucks to Sex Matters and their mysterious bottomless pockets of their anonymous backers. You're weird! Nobody likes you! Go away and find a hobby that isn't picking on a marginalised community, and get some therapy while you're there. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Judge blocks charity’s challenge over trans people’s use of Hampstead ponds single-sex facilities
Judge says claim brought by Sex Matters should be made instead by individual who says they have faced discrimination
www.theguardian.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Also, yah boo sucks to Sex Matters and their mysterious bottomless pockets of their anonymous backers. You're weird! Nobody likes you! Go away and find a hobby that isn't picking on a marginalised community, and get some therapy while you're there. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
The overnight ferry from Kirkwall to Aberdeen was particularly splashy today and as ever I'm amazed by all the non-seafarers who insist on sitting towards the pointy end and then get surprised when they get seasick. There's a reason everyone with offshore experience is hunkered down at the stern.
January 29, 2026 at 8:43 AM
The overnight ferry from Kirkwall to Aberdeen was particularly splashy today and as ever I'm amazed by all the non-seafarers who insist on sitting towards the pointy end and then get surprised when they get seasick. There's a reason everyone with offshore experience is hunkered down at the stern.
Somewhere a toddler vampire is having a full meltdown because their juice has bits in it.
blood clots are just boba for vampires.
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Somewhere a toddler vampire is having a full meltdown because their juice has bits in it.
Shame they couldn't tempt Bobson Dugnutt away from IYKYK-9 over in Wichita. You've just not got a full commentariat without Dugnutt.
The new CBS contributors:
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Shame they couldn't tempt Bobson Dugnutt away from IYKYK-9 over in Wichita. You've just not got a full commentariat without Dugnutt.
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God, tired of working in mysterious ways:
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
God, tired of working in mysterious ways:
Oh, so you don't like dog whistles now?
Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh, so you don't like dog whistles now?
Oh boo hoo the poor Deep-Friedkorps.
BASH: It feels as though you're blaming the victim here
BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
BOVINO: The victims are the Border Patrol agents. I'm not blaming the Border Patrol agents. The victims are the Border Patrol agents.
January 25, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Oh boo hoo the poor Deep-Friedkorps.
This by-election has John Ashworth beaten into 6th by Monster Raving Loony Party written all over it.
NEW: Andy Burnham *blocked* from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on NEC group was 8-1 against him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:37 PM
This by-election has John Ashworth beaten into 6th by Monster Raving Loony Party written all over it.
This isn't to be confused with his podcast on the best ways to cook roast dinners, Get 'Bird In
I just learned that this exists and now I have to share it with you all because I don't even listen to podcasts, but just knowing that this is a thing has unironically increased my overall happiness and wellbeing:
January 25, 2026 at 12:19 PM
This isn't to be confused with his podcast on the best ways to cook roast dinners, Get 'Bird In
"A vote for me is a vote for Nuclear Winter"
Reform UK:
Demonises migrants seeking work as an “invasion”.
Celebrates threat of an actual military invasion of a NATO ally.
Demonises migrants seeking work as an “invasion”.
Celebrates threat of an actual military invasion of a NATO ally.
January 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
"A vote for me is a vote for Nuclear Winter"
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"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
ICE executes ICU nurse in broad daylight
"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
www.laura-bassett.com
January 24, 2026 at 9:26 PM
"Boo hoo," one agent said after he and a gang of colleagues murdered 37-year-old Alex Pretti, who died trying to help a woman who was being assaulted.
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
A sobering piece from @lebassett.bsky.social
www.laura-bassett.com/p/ice-execut...
Idly wondering whether Bovino's weird little Sturmabteilung costume also came with one of the little cyanide ampules.
Bovino shamelessly lies: "This looks like a situation where an individual wanted to do maximum damage and massacre law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Idly wondering whether Bovino's weird little Sturmabteilung costume also came with one of the little cyanide ampules.
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now - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why
I attempted to go to an ICE patrol training here in LA this morning and they had to turn most of us away because of capacity issues and even as I was leaving I saw a ton more folks showing up
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
so that’s how well their attempts to scare everyone away are going, even in the face of murder
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
now - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why
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Here is a directory of places that you can donate to as a way to help activists in Minnesota, including the Immigrant Rapid Response fund:
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Here is a directory of places that you can donate to as a way to help activists in Minnesota, including the Immigrant Rapid Response fund:
www.standwithminnesota.com
www.standwithminnesota.com