The Chicken Man (Exploded Arc)
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Blessed are the sleepy ones: for they shall soon nod off
He/him
He/him
Pinned
May you never have a wake up call that you are not nearly as good of a person that you've convinced yourself that you are come through you doing harm to people you care about
Communism is the moderate compromise
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Communism is the moderate compromise
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Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Bill Kezo meme to ease the pain
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
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personally I think one Bill Clinton oral sex scandal was quite enough thank you
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
personally I think one Bill Clinton oral sex scandal was quite enough thank you
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Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Olivia Nuzzi got sent in to do a profile but it turned out she wanted to fuck the subject so we sent in Jacob Bernstein to profile her and it turns out he also wants to fuck the subject
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My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
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RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RED_DR4G0N: hay sexy :]
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
willgrahamphd: Hello.
RED_DR4G0N: wanna be witness 2 a great becumming? ;)
willgrahamphd: No.
RED_DR4G0N: y not :(
RED_DR4G0N: do u not like bald guys
willgrahamphd: I am currently busy inventing a murderer in my mind.
RED_DR4G0N: o
RED_DR4G0N: wait do u like murderer guys?
Search your feelings etc etc
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Search your feelings etc etc
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Guys we might be doing Vietnam 2 because the president sucked another president’s dick
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Guys we might be doing Vietnam 2 because the president sucked another president’s dick
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The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.
Really wish I had the power to do more than than just hurt :))))
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Really wish I had the power to do more than than just hurt :))))
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While The Pee Tape was not real, spiritually, The Pee Tape was realer than we could have ever imagined.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
While The Pee Tape was not real, spiritually, The Pee Tape was realer than we could have ever imagined.
Acts of Caine
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Acts of Caine
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This is how it feels to have a slow day at work
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This is how it feels to have a slow day at work
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Here is my Bond idea: I'm imagining a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead treatment, where the Bond movie is background to two hapless MI5 newbies.
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Here is my Bond idea: I'm imagining a Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead treatment, where the Bond movie is background to two hapless MI5 newbies.
A:tLA Book 2 certainly comes to mind
Name your fav season of TV
November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A:tLA Book 2 certainly comes to mind
May you never have a wake up call that you are not nearly as good of a person that you've convinced yourself that you are come through you doing harm to people you care about
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
May you never have a wake up call that you are not nearly as good of a person that you've convinced yourself that you are come through you doing harm to people you care about
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Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Chuck Schumer is caving in on ACA extensions the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein