Suleikha Snyder
@suleikhasnyder.bsky.social
She/her. Erstwhile entertainment reporter (as Mala B.). Ribald romance writer (also writing as Kali Decker). Reviewer at Booklist. Occasionally serious person. https://linktr.ee/suleikhasnyder
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Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Every few weeks we gotta make posts like this”call your dem reps to tell them to not vote to allow Lord Killdude to shove people into a volcano” and then the dem reps go “we’ve made an amazing deal where Lord Killdude can have his volcano so long as he promises not to shove people into it”
I just caught myself about to go to bed without blowing out a candle. And I muttered “Oh shit, I almost pulled a Lucky Spencer!” to myself.
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I just caught myself about to go to bed without blowing out a candle. And I muttered “Oh shit, I almost pulled a Lucky Spencer!” to myself.
Just saw someone complaining that “GDT removed the homoerotic vibes.” I need an intervention. Force me to block key words. I cannot keep dealing with people who don’t understand sexual subtext unless it’s shoved into them with a lightning-powered dildo.
Frankenstein discourse is exhausting. I’m still itching to have in-depth discussions but imagine the pearl-clutching on Threads if I posited that Victor and Elizabeth’s relationships to the Creature are paternal and maternal but also violently erotic vs. innocently so.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just saw someone complaining that “GDT removed the homoerotic vibes.” I need an intervention. Force me to block key words. I cannot keep dealing with people who don’t understand sexual subtext unless it’s shoved into them with a lightning-powered dildo.
Elizabeth Amber did not write a whole series about double-dicked satyrs, starting in 2007, just for y'all to act like you invented filthy, bonkers, monsterfucking books. 😂 Put some respect and lube on her name.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Elizabeth Amber did not write a whole series about double-dicked satyrs, starting in 2007, just for y'all to act like you invented filthy, bonkers, monsterfucking books. 😂 Put some respect and lube on her name.
I swear to god, if these motherfuckers take Wynk seltzer away from me, I will riot.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I swear to god, if these motherfuckers take Wynk seltzer away from me, I will riot.
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Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products: [with alt text included]
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products: [with alt text included]
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how much of this is legal weed states pissed about it cutting into official dispensaries, i wonder
regardless: fucking lmao. firmly committed to not giving you the bread OR the circuses
regardless: fucking lmao. firmly committed to not giving you the bread OR the circuses
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how much of this is legal weed states pissed about it cutting into official dispensaries, i wonder
regardless: fucking lmao. firmly committed to not giving you the bread OR the circuses
regardless: fucking lmao. firmly committed to not giving you the bread OR the circuses
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Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
🤝
Both wrecked today
🤝
Both wrecked today
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Edmund Fitzgerald Dem Party
🤝
Both wrecked today
🤝
Both wrecked today
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Monday evening, December 15, at 7:30, do join @kerryomalley.bsky.social, Annabeth Gish, and me for In the Night. In the Dark. A Shirley Jackson Evening.
Thrills and chills guaranteed.
Details linked below.
Thrills and chills guaranteed.
Details linked below.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Monday evening, December 15, at 7:30, do join @kerryomalley.bsky.social, Annabeth Gish, and me for In the Night. In the Dark. A Shirley Jackson Evening.
Thrills and chills guaranteed.
Details linked below.
Thrills and chills guaranteed.
Details linked below.
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“I’m so relieved that the only problem I cared about - me experiencing mild social discomfort - is now over”
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“I’m so relieved that the only problem I cared about - me experiencing mild social discomfort - is now over”
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
my brother in Christ, do you want to bet
Two missed calls from BCBSIL in four days. That’s
not worrisome at ALL. Note to self: answer 773 calls whenever possible.
not worrisome at ALL. Note to self: answer 773 calls whenever possible.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Two missed calls from BCBSIL in four days. That’s
not worrisome at ALL. Note to self: answer 773 calls whenever possible.
not worrisome at ALL. Note to self: answer 773 calls whenever possible.
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I live in hopes of reveling in his downfall one day.
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I live in hopes of reveling in his downfall one day.
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I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Kara is a New Jersey resident who is seeing her healthcare costs skyrocket without the help of ACA premium tax credits.
Stories like Kara's are why we need to find a solution that will give families the healthcare relief they need and end this shutdown.
Stories like Kara's are why we need to find a solution that will give families the healthcare relief they need and end this shutdown.
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I know nothing is official yet, but I feel like I could throw up.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
Hi, this is me. 70% of my reliable teaching income next year will be eaten up by my health insurance, which I need because I'm chronically ill.
I hope those 8 dems who voted yes never have a moment's peace.
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OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
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".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
Oscar Isaac Was ‘Not So Open to Working With Disney’ After Jimmy Kimmel Suspension, Said He’d Return to ‘Star Wars’ if Disney Does ‘Not Succumb to Fascism’
Oscar Isaac was not open to working with Disney after Jimmy Kimmel's suspension and will only return to 'Star Wars' if the studio avoids fascism.
variety.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
OSCAR ISAAC, on whether he'd return to "Star Wars":
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
".. Yeah. I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great."
@variety.com $DIS
variety.com/2025/film/ne...
I hope Kim Davis is choking on her limp and unwashed hair right now.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I hope Kim Davis is choking on her limp and unwashed hair right now.
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BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
I wonder how much of the prevalence and popularity of first-person POV in current genre fiction stems from people needing things spelled out for them because drawing their own conclusions from text is too difficult.
November 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I wonder how much of the prevalence and popularity of first-person POV in current genre fiction stems from people needing things spelled out for them because drawing their own conclusions from text is too difficult.
Frankenstein discourse is exhausting. I’m still itching to have in-depth discussions but imagine the pearl-clutching on Threads if I posited that Victor and Elizabeth’s relationships to the Creature are paternal and maternal but also violently erotic vs. innocently so.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Frankenstein discourse is exhausting. I’m still itching to have in-depth discussions but imagine the pearl-clutching on Threads if I posited that Victor and Elizabeth’s relationships to the Creature are paternal and maternal but also violently erotic vs. innocently so.
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Note the timing of this Dem capitulation: Not when Americans are in food pantry lines, only when they're in TSA lines.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Note the timing of this Dem capitulation: Not when Americans are in food pantry lines, only when they're in TSA lines.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
And there it is, folks. The AA CEO made the call.
I’m watching All Her Fault on Peacock and, wow, I don’t care about these people at all. Also, I feel like the husband is in a secret throuple with his sister and her boyfriend. This man has “definitely committed Folgercest” vibes.
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I’m watching All Her Fault on Peacock and, wow, I don’t care about these people at all. Also, I feel like the husband is in a secret throuple with his sister and her boyfriend. This man has “definitely committed Folgercest” vibes.
🎵 Primary ev’ry Democrat
Fill ev’ry seat
They blew ev’ry last chance
Now’s the time to yeet🎵
Fill ev’ry seat
They blew ev’ry last chance
Now’s the time to yeet🎵
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
🎵 Primary ev’ry Democrat
Fill ev’ry seat
They blew ev’ry last chance
Now’s the time to yeet🎵
Fill ev’ry seat
They blew ev’ry last chance
Now’s the time to yeet🎵
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Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
November 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Imagine coming off an incredible Election Day mandate from coast to coast and going 'you know what voters want? to be completely sold out by a bunch of craven cowards too pathetic to hold the line against a bunch of fucking weirdos'
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The average Dem Senator vs the average Dem Voter
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The average Dem Senator vs the average Dem Voter
Weather reports say we’re getting up to 18 inches of snow accumulation tomorrow. That’s knee level for me.
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Weather reports say we’re getting up to 18 inches of snow accumulation tomorrow. That’s knee level for me.
I don't want to have to buy toothpicks for the express purpose of occasionally poking them into the center of a baked good to see if it's done.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't want to have to buy toothpicks for the express purpose of occasionally poking them into the center of a baked good to see if it's done.