Stu West
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Stu West
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Xennial falcon
Reading a book from the 1970s where the main character has an extremely medically inaccurate stroke. I’d write to the author to complain but sadly he died in 1994 (not of a stroke)
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
She’s a heterodox thinker, she only believes in 13 of the 14 words
Marjorie Taylor Greene to Dana Bash: "You should have Nick Fuentes on your show"
November 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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People say Cancel Culture is real and then you see Lydia Tár being invited to meet the Pope. 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Superman (2025) was a fine movie but wouldve been way better if at the beginning Superman turned to the camera & said "i no longer look like Henry Cavill" & then specified the exact plot reasons why
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Angry woman at the hotel restaurant in Barcelona this morning carrying a small dog in a sling and telling the hostess "Just so you know, in Canada it would be ILLEGAL for you to deny us entry"

The US is ceding its leadership in international affairs, the Ugly Canadian is unleashed on the world
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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No, Nut November!
November 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
[spluttering awake a full year after Agatha All Along went off the air] They should have called that show The Deft Hand of Harkness
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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"You think you’ve got problems, mate - I’ve gotta go see that overhyped asshole Pagalici tonight just because the wife likes him ... Anyway, I'm writing you up some Sertraline"
October 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Hey nice black lagoon. would be a shame if someone were to find the creature from the black lagoon in it
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Hey kiddo, can't sleep? I know you're scared by these uncertain times. For $7 a month, gain access to unlimited Dad. Tuck-ins, reassurance, daily Dad games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Car salesperson: this baby can go from zero to 60 in 7 seconds

Abraham Lincoln: what

Car salesperson: zero to 3-score in under a score

Abraham Lincoln: HOLY SHIT
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Israeli rules are no rules at all
October 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Really appreciate a book cover that’s just LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BLURB WE GOT, GUYS
October 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Bari Weiss should be an inspirational figure to journalism students. You, too, can rise to the top , simply by working hard, publishing a newsletter barely anyone shares sincerely, and having a foreign army at your disposal to get rid of anyone who makes fun of you on twitter.
October 7, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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The year is 2025. There are three social networks remaining. They are run by Dweeb Lowtax, Tweaker Lowtax, and Girlboss Lowtax. You have to pick at least one.
October 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
My stomach turned. None of Greta’s jailers should be able to travel internationally ever again without fearing arrest
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Was just in a Five Guys and they played Rebel Rebel by David Bowie… don’t know if you guys have heard of this one, pretty good track
September 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"I never thought they would send ME back where I came from" sobs man who came to support the Send Them Back Where They Came From protest
September 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I always liked the bit in Network where they're making a reality tv show about the Ecumenical Liberation Army, so I'm glad someone decided to make a thriller with a lot of stoner comedy about them instead and call it One Battle After Another
September 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Good evening Riyadh! What’s the deal with women drivers?
September 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Well done to all the workers who protested this. This is huge.
Microsoft will no longer allow Israel to use its cloud services to enable its mass surveillance of occupied Palestinians – "the first known case of a US technology company withdrawing services provided to the Israeli military since the beginning of its war on Gaza"
Microsoft blocks Israel’s use of its technology in mass surveillance of Palestinians
Exclusive: Tech firm ends military unit’s access to AI and data services after Guardian reveals secret spy project
www.theguardian.com
September 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Imagine the laughs you’ll have watching [checks notes] Jimmy Carr co-headlining with [checks notes] Louis CK at the [checks notes] Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"We predict it will take 65 years for your ship to reach another solar system, going at sub-light speeds. But it could also take 61 years. Or 70."

Dialogue from THE STARS MY ESTIMATION
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM