If you think about it, death is the ultimate way of logging in from a new device

Discourage medical pedants from writing to you about your novel by having the main character say "I’m having a modified stroke"

I would give her a Nazi score of 87 out of 88

(I think they’re talking about the play)

Hope you enjoy it!

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HANMUNTER (1986)

Well was it… excellent?

Wait, did you actually see the show?

I only ever see that show when I’m in the dentist’s chair so there are now five different episodes where I’ve got quite invested but the checkup ended before I found out if they sold the house or not

This is like when one of my aunts bought me the Stinkor toy that looked like a skunk and had the special ability to be a bit smelly for roughly two weeks after taking it out of the packaging

Disappointing lack of a flaming arse