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as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
as our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
– Albert Einstein, just plowing your mom's ass
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Pouring one out out for all my IT friends who got paged this morning for something that has nothing to do with them. Thanks Cloudflare.
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Pouring one out out for all my IT friends who got paged this morning for something that has nothing to do with them. Thanks Cloudflare.
I hate the smell of capitulation in the morning.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I hate the smell of capitulation in the morning.
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Sneaking into the rapture to fight god
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Sneaking into the rapture to fight god
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Regular Sunday: ugh tomorrow is Monday.
Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
August 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Regular Sunday: ugh tomorrow is Monday.
Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
Holiday Monday Sunday: I am immortal. Nothing can hurt me.
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Ruin a movie:
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
August 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ruin a movie:
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Who's Eating Gilbert Grape?
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Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry
August 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Had a really stupid idea based on another meme I just made and so i had to make this, i am sorry
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TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
August 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats
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ME: All cartoon ducks have the surname "Duck" except for Scrooge McDuck because Walt Disney was a bigot who thought it funny to promote a miserly Scottish stereotype.
MY 6 YR OLD NIECE: Why have my parents never mentioned you before?
MY 6 YR OLD NIECE: Why have my parents never mentioned you before?
August 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ME: All cartoon ducks have the surname "Duck" except for Scrooge McDuck because Walt Disney was a bigot who thought it funny to promote a miserly Scottish stereotype.
MY 6 YR OLD NIECE: Why have my parents never mentioned you before?
MY 6 YR OLD NIECE: Why have my parents never mentioned you before?
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"MICHELIN-STARRED" https://bonequest.com/9642
August 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"MICHELIN-STARRED" https://bonequest.com/9642
That scene in Brave Little Toaster when the vacuum guy chokes on his own cord warned a whole generation of the dangers of sucking your own dick.
July 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That scene in Brave Little Toaster when the vacuum guy chokes on his own cord warned a whole generation of the dangers of sucking your own dick.
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I'm here you fuck aas bitch
July 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I'm here you fuck aas bitch
If we're gonna insist on a Trade War I'm calling sniper. I had to be a medic in the War on Christmas and my K/D ratio was abysmal.
April 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
If we're gonna insist on a Trade War I'm calling sniper. I had to be a medic in the War on Christmas and my K/D ratio was abysmal.
All these years I thought Sir Mix Alot was saying Rumplesmooothskin as a cheeky nod to Rumplestiltskin. I just found out the actual lyric is rump of smooth skin and this is now my Joker orgin story.
April 10, 2025 at 1:29 PM
All these years I thought Sir Mix Alot was saying Rumplesmooothskin as a cheeky nod to Rumplestiltskin. I just found out the actual lyric is rump of smooth skin and this is now my Joker orgin story.
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hmmmm…
April 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
hmmmm…
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It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
We will go quietly into the night
We will vanish without a fight
We're not going to live on
We're going to die
Today, we celebrate our Liberation Day!
We will vanish without a fight
We're not going to live on
We're going to die
Today, we celebrate our Liberation Day!
April 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We will go quietly into the night
We will vanish without a fight
We're not going to live on
We're going to die
Today, we celebrate our Liberation Day!
We will vanish without a fight
We're not going to live on
We're going to die
Today, we celebrate our Liberation Day!