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laura, she/her, 34. contains adult content. usually fucked up over books and/or television. recovering theatre kid. 🏳️🌈
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Finally saw Wicked For Good and had to hold it together during As Long As You're Mine because all I could see was this cat.
FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK
ELPHABA:
ELPHABA:
December 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Finally saw Wicked For Good and had to hold it together during As Long As You're Mine because all I could see was this cat.
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ICE’s acting director ordered a Boston Catholic parish to tear down its Advent Nativity scene—stripped of baby Jesus and branded with the message “ICE WAS HERE.” The parish priest is refusing, citing he pope’s call to stand with migrants. It's another chapter in Kristi Noem's war on Christians.
“ICE Was Here”: Pope Leo-Inspired Nativity Scene Sparks MAGA Outrage
A Nativity scene missing Jesus — and marked with an “ICE was here” sign — has triggered cries of “politicizing Christmas.” The parish priest says he’s answering Pope Leo's call to welcome stranger.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
ICE’s acting director ordered a Boston Catholic parish to tear down its Advent Nativity scene—stripped of baby Jesus and branded with the message “ICE WAS HERE.” The parish priest is refusing, citing he pope’s call to stand with migrants. It's another chapter in Kristi Noem's war on Christians.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
one-year-old baby was crying at storytime, so I brought out the reliable dragon puppet to try and cheer her up, and she looked me dead in the eye and just said, "no."
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
one-year-old baby was crying at storytime, so I brought out the reliable dragon puppet to try and cheer her up, and she looked me dead in the eye and just said, "no."
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
I hit play on a clip from Heated Rivalry, heard the Moose and Squirrel accent that one guy is doing, and immediately burst out laughing.
December 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I hit play on a clip from Heated Rivalry, heard the Moose and Squirrel accent that one guy is doing, and immediately burst out laughing.
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In which we discuss what makes the BBC ghost stories for Christmas feel the way they do; why ghost stories are associated with Christmas; and the merits of jump scares.
Here's me on the Cinéclub podcast talking about ghost stories for Christmas with host Joe Tindall. 🎧
substack.com/@cineclub/no...
substack.com/@cineclub/no...
Episode #20 - A Ghost Story for Christmas B-sides w/ Ray Newman
The BBC’s A Ghost Story for Christmas series ran from 1971 to 1978, and there are just eight episodes.
substack.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In which we discuss what makes the BBC ghost stories for Christmas feel the way they do; why ghost stories are associated with Christmas; and the merits of jump scares.
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GOD: I have invented the sinus
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
December 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
GOD: I have invented the sinus
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
ME: haha… wait, what the fuck?
GOD: it’s a little space inside your head. Anything could get up there
ME: no…
GOD: a spider could weave its web. An evil little man could build his house
I have become so fond of my oc, who exists exclusively to be finney's weed smoking boyfriend. because he deserves it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I have become so fond of my oc, who exists exclusively to be finney's weed smoking boyfriend. because he deserves it.
you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say that Welcome to Derry has NOT earned this racist mass murder scene.
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
you know what, I'm gonna go ahead and say that Welcome to Derry has NOT earned this racist mass murder scene.
it was a fun little gag when Benoit Blanc was just listening to Sondheim in his car, but now that he's listening to Cats and playing the Phantom overture on the organ, a whole new vista of character details has opened up.
December 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it was a fun little gag when Benoit Blanc was just listening to Sondheim in his car, but now that he's listening to Cats and playing the Phantom overture on the organ, a whole new vista of character details has opened up.
something that turns up in a lot of my writing is intertextuality - often the characters will reference the books they're reading, the music they're listening to, the movies they're watching, etc. and partially that's just me namechecking my faves but also -
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
something that turns up in a lot of my writing is intertextuality - often the characters will reference the books they're reading, the music they're listening to, the movies they're watching, etc. and partially that's just me namechecking my faves but also -
you know, if Finn, Gwen, and Ernie had just had a normal session at camp instead of a ghost fight, Gwen's campers would have come home with a vocabulary that would've set their parents' ears on fire.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
you know, if Finn, Gwen, and Ernie had just had a normal session at camp instead of a ghost fight, Gwen's campers would have come home with a vocabulary that would've set their parents' ears on fire.
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An incredible piece of writing, a gift of a sort I had not known it was possible to receive
sorry I'm late! I have at last broken my silence on Pantone's Color of the Year johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/cloud-danc...
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Regarding Pantone's decision, and so on, and so forth
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
An incredible piece of writing, a gift of a sort I had not known it was possible to receive
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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An autistic woman’s ever-growing collection of enamel pin badges has reportedly formed a union to protest against poor working conditions and overcrowding.
Autistic woman’s enamel pin badges unionise
An autistic woman’s ever-growing collection of enamel pin badges has reportedly formed a union to protest against poor working conditions and overcrowding. Abeer Zaki, 24, claims she is "obsessed"…
thedailytism.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
An autistic woman’s ever-growing collection of enamel pin badges has reportedly formed a union to protest against poor working conditions and overcrowding.
oh I JUST realized that if you save an AO3 fic as a draft and then you post it, it's backdated to the date you first uploaded the draft, so it gets buried in the results unless you change the date. lesson learned!
on the one hand, no one's reading my fic. on the other hand, I have 5 kudos to 26 hits, so the people who did read it at least liked it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
oh I JUST realized that if you save an AO3 fic as a draft and then you post it, it's backdated to the date you first uploaded the draft, so it gets buried in the results unless you change the date. lesson learned!
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In the sixth month
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
In the sixth month
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
lived happily during the war
on the one hand, no one's reading my fic. on the other hand, I have 5 kudos to 26 hits, so the people who did read it at least liked it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
December 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
on the one hand, no one's reading my fic. on the other hand, I have 5 kudos to 26 hits, so the people who did read it at least liked it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Focusing on a single incident makes it resonate with the public more. It doesn't somehow justify the other killings, it illustrates the larger problem.
The right is good at this, sometimes in bad faith. For example, Laken Riley.
Basically "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
The right is good at this, sometimes in bad faith. For example, Laken Riley.
Basically "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
Once the debate centers on whether the 2nd strike was legal, the first 21 strikes have been accepted as baseline. But the murder of the two survivors doesn’t make the other 21 any more legal. Selective outrage, not silence, is how authoritarianism becomes normalized @tadstoermer.bsky.social
The Second Strike on the Caribbean Boat: A Resistance History Lesson in Normalizing Authoritarianism
youtu.be/rY-NnBst9Ik
youtu.be/rY-NnBst9Ik
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Focusing on a single incident makes it resonate with the public more. It doesn't somehow justify the other killings, it illustrates the larger problem.
The right is good at this, sometimes in bad faith. For example, Laken Riley.
Basically "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
The right is good at this, sometimes in bad faith. For example, Laken Riley.
Basically "one death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
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From the editor's mouth the contract theoretical launched the ended contract possible
How are 'taken by surprise' that she did the thing which she is most famous for?
Olivia Nuzzi and Vanity Fair Will Part Ways
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
From the editor's mouth the contract theoretical launched the ended contract possible
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My official Brokeback Mountain poster was finally approved by the studios and will be released this Friday at www.codacurates.com/collections/...
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My official Brokeback Mountain poster was finally approved by the studios and will be released this Friday at www.codacurates.com/collections/...
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really, "this character is having sex that is not really good sex because the sex you have in your freshman dorm room is never going to be good sex and also because of various trauma reasons but the fact that he's doing it at all is an important step in the recovery process -
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
really, "this character is having sex that is not really good sex because the sex you have in your freshman dorm room is never going to be good sex and also because of various trauma reasons but the fact that he's doing it at all is an important step in the recovery process -
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Netflix Producer: Guillermo…
Del Toro: No.
Producer: Please. You know it needs to change…
Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM!
Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!
Del Toro: No.
Producer: Please. You know it needs to change…
Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM!
Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!
guillermo del toro’s
“rime of the ancient mariner”
guillermo del toro’s “tintern abbey”
guillermo del toro’s “ode on a grecian urn”
“rime of the ancient mariner”
guillermo del toro’s “tintern abbey”
guillermo del toro’s “ode on a grecian urn”
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Netflix Producer: Guillermo…
Del Toro: No.
Producer: Please. You know it needs to change…
Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM!
Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!
Del Toro: No.
Producer: Please. You know it needs to change…
Del Toro: IT SAYS HERE IN THE CONTRACT THAT I HAVE ABSOLUTE DIRECTORIAL FREEDOM!
Producer: AUDIENCES ARE TOO HORNY FOR THE ALBATROSS!!!!