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@starfisher.bsky.social
Marxian slack-key guitarist. Betty Crocker Homemaker Of Tomorrow Award winner. Holder of liberal arts and tech degrees. Parent of neurodiverse offspring.
There is no thought without emotion and no emotion without thought.
There is no thought without emotion and no emotion without thought.
Pinned
I fat fingered “mathematics” and it autocorrected to “ mayhem ethics” which is a decent band name, imo.
It should be illegal to build, rebuild, renovate or redecorate public buildings with private funds. Full stop.
November 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It should be illegal to build, rebuild, renovate or redecorate public buildings with private funds. Full stop.
What’s the taxpayer bill for a military jet flyover of a pro football game? Does the NFL reimburse us?
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What’s the taxpayer bill for a military jet flyover of a pro football game? Does the NFL reimburse us?
My favorite military campaign moniker is “Operation Just Cause” because you can give it real explanatory power by adding a single apostrophe.
Operation Just ‘Cause
Operation Just ‘Cause
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My favorite military campaign moniker is “Operation Just Cause” because you can give it real explanatory power by adding a single apostrophe.
Operation Just ‘Cause
Operation Just ‘Cause
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Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Please stop using language that suggests that people with criminal records are appropriate targets for this administration's violence. One in three adults has a criminal record. Stop playing sacrifice games with fascists. Stop surrendering entire categories of people in your own mind.
It’s gonna be sweet when an OpenAI machine figures out the solution to climate is 42.
November 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
It’s gonna be sweet when an OpenAI machine figures out the solution to climate is 42.
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So yeah, sometimes when people bring up pre-modern traditions of slavery, including in Africa, and the role of Africans in the Atlantic slave trade, its clear where they are going politically and its more useful to shut that shit down.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
So yeah, sometimes when people bring up pre-modern traditions of slavery, including in Africa, and the role of Africans in the Atlantic slave trade, its clear where they are going politically and its more useful to shut that shit down.
Loving the ice hotel in the latest Pluribus episode because I have purposely camped in the White Mountains in winter for fun and my favorite backyard fire pit season in New England is winter.
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Loving the ice hotel in the latest Pluribus episode because I have purposely camped in the White Mountains in winter for fun and my favorite backyard fire pit season in New England is winter.
On my list of radical acts: don’t watch copaganda entertainment.
Baby steps.
Baby steps.
November 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
On my list of radical acts: don’t watch copaganda entertainment.
Baby steps.
Baby steps.
OK, Drew Maye is the real deal. It’s going to be fun to watch him get even better.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
OK, Drew Maye is the real deal. It’s going to be fun to watch him get even better.
It Epstein were only into “barely legal,” he wouldn’t have had so many legal problems.
Barely legal means very recently reached the age of majority. And I think Kelly is purposely using the phrase to create that association in viewer’s minds.
Barely legal means very recently reached the age of majority. And I think Kelly is purposely using the phrase to create that association in viewer’s minds.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It Epstein were only into “barely legal,” he wouldn’t have had so many legal problems.
Barely legal means very recently reached the age of majority. And I think Kelly is purposely using the phrase to create that association in viewer’s minds.
Barely legal means very recently reached the age of majority. And I think Kelly is purposely using the phrase to create that association in viewer’s minds.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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The White House wants everyone to know that Trump has nothing to hide with regard to his longtime connection to Epstein, but also that republicans had better keep hiding information if they know what’s good for them.
www.axios.com/2025/11/12/e...
www.axios.com/2025/11/12/e...
Trump pressures Boebert, Mace to back down on Epstein files
If any GOP member were to remove their name, the petition would no longer have the necessary support.
www.axios.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The White House wants everyone to know that Trump has nothing to hide with regard to his longtime connection to Epstein, but also that republicans had better keep hiding information if they know what’s good for them.
www.axios.com/2025/11/12/e...
www.axios.com/2025/11/12/e...
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"Fascism is the opiate of the Elite."
—K.D. Katrak
Indo-English poet. don't know anything about him really, but that's a banger of a line.
—K.D. Katrak
Indo-English poet. don't know anything about him really, but that's a banger of a line.
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Fascism is the opiate of the Elite."
—K.D. Katrak
Indo-English poet. don't know anything about him really, but that's a banger of a line.
—K.D. Katrak
Indo-English poet. don't know anything about him really, but that's a banger of a line.
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In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
November 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
In the US, law enforcement isn't just legally allowed to lie to you, they're ENCOURAGED to. OTOH, your lawyer is legally prohibited from lying to you and can lose her license for it.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
Which of those professions, though, do you reflexively associate more with lying?
You're not immune to copaganda.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
I got nothin’ …
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I got nothin’ …
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
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Please keep your violent fantasies out of my mentions. I promise you, my social media is being monitored. You are telegraphing that shit to the feds, and I don't want to be part of those communications.
November 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Please keep your violent fantasies out of my mentions. I promise you, my social media is being monitored. You are telegraphing that shit to the feds, and I don't want to be part of those communications.
One of the best things about being a retired movie/entertainment fan who worked 60+ hours/wk for decades, is the amount of time I have to just binge content.
A personal prejudice I’ve developed is that actors who are great at comedy have a head start at being great dramatic actors.
A personal prejudice I’ve developed is that actors who are great at comedy have a head start at being great dramatic actors.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
One of the best things about being a retired movie/entertainment fan who worked 60+ hours/wk for decades, is the amount of time I have to just binge content.
A personal prejudice I’ve developed is that actors who are great at comedy have a head start at being great dramatic actors.
A personal prejudice I’ve developed is that actors who are great at comedy have a head start at being great dramatic actors.
There’s a surfeit (to my taste) of sardonic/ironic posting re: Epstein and sexual trafficking appearing in my skyline that’s causing me question the pattern of my follows.
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
There’s a surfeit (to my taste) of sardonic/ironic posting re: Epstein and sexual trafficking appearing in my skyline that’s causing me question the pattern of my follows.
Scenario: the epstein files are damning enough that some republican house members on the record as wanting them released are going to be offered top shelf perks/concessions to change their vote.
My money’s on a few of them doing so.
My money’s on a few of them doing so.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scenario: the epstein files are damning enough that some republican house members on the record as wanting them released are going to be offered top shelf perks/concessions to change their vote.
My money’s on a few of them doing so.
My money’s on a few of them doing so.
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Surely if the longest-serving republican speaker of the house was a convicted pedophile we’d mention that
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Surely if the longest-serving republican speaker of the house was a convicted pedophile we’d mention that
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Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Great piece by Zadie Smith. When the right talks about classics or "Western" culture, these works are only important to the extent that it demonstrates their superiority, they have no interest in art in and of itself beyond that www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
