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Marxian slack-key guitarist. Betty Crocker Homemaker Of Tomorrow Award winner. Holder of liberal arts and tech degrees. Parent of neurodiverse offspring.

There is no thought without emotion and no emotion without thought.
The enlisted swear to obey the presidential orders *according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice*.
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Scary
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The things he promised and is following through on don’t seem to be working for him either.
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It’s just Africa, a little continent over there somewhere …
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
As my grandfather used to say when someone asked, “How’s the fishin’?”

The fishin’ is always good, and sometimes the catchin’ is good too.
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is the way
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Umm, no thanks, I don’t believe I will click on that embedded link that’s labeled “view latest scams”
October 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m reminded of a casual dinner discussion with someone who was involved in research to improve mental acuity who, when asked how things were progressing, responded, “We’re up to about three cups of coffee.”
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
October 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Love the flowers. They reminded of Chicago 1968
October 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So, this is happening in the other room right now. My partner is rehearsing with a flautist they work with on occasion.

Lovely.

(The partially visible sign stuffed in a corner of the room I’m in reads, “Honk If You Hate Fascism”)
October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
One of life’s simple pleasures in New England—apple picking in the fall.
October 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
What’s your sign?
September 29, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We know this because the architects of the post-wwII U.S. empire wrote things down.

Foreign policy guru George Kennan, for example.
September 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Do you have an actor that you don’t track, but whenever you see them, you think, “Wow, I should look for other things they are in to binge.”
September 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Anthony Bourdain would like a word.
September 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mitigating the chronic pain (physical and political) by treating my self to an aviation cocktail.

The purple hue is from the crème de violette liqueur. Some may try to convince you it is optional, but it’s a different drink without it. And not nearly as lovely.
September 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
They don’t have to take your word for it, just read George Kennan, an architect of post WWII foreign policy responsible for our continuing elevated standard of living.
August 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM