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Marxian slack-key guitarist. Betty Crocker Homemaker Of Tomorrow Award winner. Holder of liberal arts and tech degrees. Parent of neurodiverse offspring.

There is no thought without emotion and no emotion without thought.
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I fat fingered “mathematics” and it autocorrected to “ mayhem ethics” which is a decent band name, imo.
Some of my biggest eye rolls are reserved for cheerleaders for “Digital Native” culture who claim that it requires one to be a more creative problem solver than in the analogue past. Honestly, I don’t know where to start. For me it’s a “if you believe that, I don’t know what to tell you” situation.
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Finally a word-of-the-day that’s new to me.

Ultracrepidarian

1. (adj) Expressing opinions on matters outside the scope of one's knowledge or expertise

2. (noun) A person who expresses opinions on matters outside the scope of their knowledge or expertise
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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People: We need to know what is going on here. youtube.com/shorts/epT5g...
Prospera: Why Billionaires Built a Private City in Honduras
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The fact that Jeffries likes the idea of “strong floor, no ceiling” shows a rejection of the idea that inequality as a problem.

Extreme wealth corrodes democracy and makes a “strong floor” harder to achieve.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I can’t remember the last time I saw a quarterback called for an illegal forward pass because they were past the line of scrimmage. Should’ve been a three-four yard gain instead of third and twenty. The QB is rattled.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I just posted a football tweet that got an instantaneous like from an account with zero follows and followers whose one and only post was twelve minutes ago …

Blocked.
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just watched a broken play in which the QB fumbled the snap and had to scoop it up and fall forward to prevent a turnover. Announcers were busy doing “color” and never mentioned it, even during the reply. Briefly referred to the play as a “carry.” 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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A key thing is that it's not focused grouped (good) it's something he internalized from a venture capitalist donor (bad).

Nearly all messaging problems are actually policy and political economy problems.
“Strong floor, no ceiling” is absolutely the type of slogan that a focus group of swing voters will tell you they find appealing after it has been a whole hour and they just want to go home.

It’s a slogan for people convinced this country *really* wants a Mike Bloomberg presidential campaign.
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It is not the number of “taps” that determines whether killing people whole destroying a small boat in international waters is a crime.

It will be difficult for me to vote for anyone who casually drops such language (double tap) into public discourse.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What’s your favorite foodie film that isn’t Babette’s Feast?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0092...
Babette's Feast (1987) ⭐ 7.8 | Drama
1h 43m | G
www.imdb.com
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Seems like an appropriate moment to recall that among the charges levied against Nazi defendants in Nuremberg, at the insistence of U.S. prosecutors, was the planning and waging of “aggressive war.”
November 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m so old that when I read a post in which someone writes, “I was approached” I assume they mean in the physical world, else they would have added “on here” or some such.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
What are they going to call what’s happening with markets now given that “irrational exuberance” is already taken?
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you’re up for a blood-pressure-raising limited series about a culture that insulates powerful men from the consequences of sexual assault beginning at an early age, may I recommend Anatomy Of A Scandal?
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I learned in my casual study of human psychology to support my primary areas of undergraduate study (economics, anthropology) that it does not qualify me
to diagnose specific mental illness in individuals.

I don’t know specifically what's up with Stephen Miller but I know he’s an evil fucker.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This feels like a day when I should spend more time in my astronomy feed.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I’m an ovo-lacto-fisho-turkey-sandwich-with-miracle-whip-on-white-bread-the-day-after-thanksgiving vegetarian.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A pox on any streaming service that sticks one their in house productions on my watch queue and disables the remove function.
November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Maybe the next generation will set its sights on solving systemic problems instead of “My burrito is at a restaurant, but I’m all cozy here so, can a guy with a medical degree from another country bring it to me.” We’ve got that covered, and then some.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Now that both Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are history, do we still hate the Patriots for winning?
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I have a visitor consumes significant amounts of attention recounting minor details of their show biz adjacent life in Los Angeles and a remedy I have stumbled on is to start talking about the details of mine. They find something that requires their attention elsewhere in fairly short order.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Beware anyone who loudly labels themselves a "truth-teller."
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
As an old who got comfortable with tech back in the 80s, a thing I do not understand is that people who are apple users and for whom I’ve set up an “integrated device environment” refuse to answer a phone call on their Mac. They will leave their laptop/desktop to search for a ringing phone. 🤷
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM