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mid-20s | she | mdni | dyke lover | cig hater | mopey lil bike fucker with bags under her eyes, likes books more than people
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i think dr manhattan is supposed to seem distant from humanity which is nuts to me because working retail during the holidays got me wishing i could do this literally constantly
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
i think dr manhattan is supposed to seem distant from humanity which is nuts to me because working retail during the holidays got me wishing i could do this literally constantly
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All Landlords Are Bad
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
All Landlords Are Bad
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Here we have a box of Barnum's Animal Crackers. When consumed, these innocent-looking biscuits cause all animals within a 30 foot radius to first gain sapience for 15 minutes and then experience all of their joints cracking, all at once.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Here we have a box of Barnum's Animal Crackers. When consumed, these innocent-looking biscuits cause all animals within a 30 foot radius to first gain sapience for 15 minutes and then experience all of their joints cracking, all at once.
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we have the technology
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
we have the technology
maybe im just Cursed but this video is crazy to me because i grew up in a part of pennsylvania that occasionally stops feeling like suburbs and starts feeling like breath of the wild and i’ve NEVER seen a deer not halt in its fuckin tracks when it sees you only to leap away and vanish a second later
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
maybe im just Cursed but this video is crazy to me because i grew up in a part of pennsylvania that occasionally stops feeling like suburbs and starts feeling like breath of the wild and i’ve NEVER seen a deer not halt in its fuckin tracks when it sees you only to leap away and vanish a second later
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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upsetting everyone at the function by calling rocky horror "boomer era baby queer media that's more about straight people than it is about the lives of queer people"
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
upsetting everyone at the function by calling rocky horror "boomer era baby queer media that's more about straight people than it is about the lives of queer people"
no, real shit. games are one of the few forms of what i like to call “active consumption” - they stop happening if you stop engaging, so you have to have your brain on to engage with them, so you can’t be thinking about The Horrors
UNPOPULAR OPINION: Spending hours gaming is better for your mental health than hours of doom scrolling through social media. Games give you critical thinking, strategy, stories, goals and actual dopamine, as opposed to anxiety.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
no, real shit. games are one of the few forms of what i like to call “active consumption” - they stop happening if you stop engaging, so you have to have your brain on to engage with them, so you can’t be thinking about The Horrors
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need to be milked until i’m whining and crying uncontrollably
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
need to be milked until i’m whining and crying uncontrollably
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"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
Poets are now cybersecurity threats: Researchers used 'adversarial poetry' to trick AI into ignoring its safety guard rails and it worked 62% of the time
Hacking the planet with florid verse.
www.pcgamer.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Our society might have stumbled into the most embarrassing possible cyberpunk dystopia, but—as of today—it's at least one in which wordwizards who can mesmerize the machine mind with canny verse and potent turns of phrase are now a pressing cybersecurity threat."
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
www.pcgamer.com/software/ai/...
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I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I just want to say this right now, if a person demands to see my or anyone else's genitals in the bathroom i'm putting their face in the nearest toilet and flushing
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now this is a protagonist
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
now this is a protagonist
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"romantasy reader" is a bit like "gamer" in that there is nothing *inherently* wrong with the media itself, but the second someone starts using their consumption of it as an identity it epigenetically activates all of their body's bigot cells at once.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"romantasy reader" is a bit like "gamer" in that there is nothing *inherently* wrong with the media itself, but the second someone starts using their consumption of it as an identity it epigenetically activates all of their body's bigot cells at once.
what the fuck you mean they stopped makin pennies
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
what the fuck you mean they stopped makin pennies
back in 2021 before i started transitioning i was extremely depressed so i watched at the time all of that invasively obsessive chris-chan “documentary” on youtube (again: extremely depressed) and when i finished it my immediate reaction was. oh the dude who made that’s like. a stalker, right?
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 AM
back in 2021 before i started transitioning i was extremely depressed so i watched at the time all of that invasively obsessive chris-chan “documentary” on youtube (again: extremely depressed) and when i finished it my immediate reaction was. oh the dude who made that’s like. a stalker, right?
cte stands for curinary tract enfection
November 22, 2025 at 1:10 AM
cte stands for curinary tract enfection
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They're called deviled eggs because when you see them, a devil shows up on your shoulder and says "you should eat 25 of them"
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
They're called deviled eggs because when you see them, a devil shows up on your shoulder and says "you should eat 25 of them"
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I really need a second ps5 controller but god like it’s insane that controllers are 80 dollars these days presumably because sometimes they go “clank” when you use a sword
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I really need a second ps5 controller but god like it’s insane that controllers are 80 dollars these days presumably because sometimes they go “clank” when you use a sword
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no offense to ur white american politics or whatever but the temperature on islamophobia—heated for decades by racist republicans and democrats alike, against Mamdani even—dropping off a cliff, is a huge relief for muslims and people who get mistaken for muslim—like me and every other MENA minority.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
no offense to ur white american politics or whatever but the temperature on islamophobia—heated for decades by racist republicans and democrats alike, against Mamdani even—dropping off a cliff, is a huge relief for muslims and people who get mistaken for muslim—like me and every other MENA minority.
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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"i only want to spend time around people i can get what i want from" ok deep throat a gun :3
feeling deeply resentful of how transactional things seem to be for so many people today
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"i only want to spend time around people i can get what i want from" ok deep throat a gun :3
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Me taking 10 photos of my cat sleeping
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Me taking 10 photos of my cat sleeping