Beaver
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I just wanna go to Fry's Electronics
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Here we have a box of Barnum's Animal Crackers. When consumed, these innocent-looking biscuits cause all animals within a 30 foot radius to first gain sapience for 15 minutes and then experience all of their joints cracking, all at once.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Here we have a box of Barnum's Animal Crackers. When consumed, these innocent-looking biscuits cause all animals within a 30 foot radius to first gain sapience for 15 minutes and then experience all of their joints cracking, all at once.
This wonderful object is Shem-Ha'glutide's Humongous Appetite Suppressant. When inserted into the urethra, it suppresses hunger pangs. May cause diarrhea, vomiting, or constipation. May severely increase your risk of kidney cancer, colon cancer, or pancreatitis. May double your natural climb speed.
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This wonderful object is Shem-Ha'glutide's Humongous Appetite Suppressant. When inserted into the urethra, it suppresses hunger pangs. May cause diarrhea, vomiting, or constipation. May severely increase your risk of kidney cancer, colon cancer, or pancreatitis. May double your natural climb speed.
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In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
The greatest pasta shape
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The greatest pasta shape
Oh god it's the Bristol Pusher
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh god it's the Bristol Pusher
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Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Hit That DMT Cart Til You Start Seeing Bowser
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So it’s worse than we thought
ICE’s Detention Center outside Chicago was sued on October 30 for allegedly abusing detainees. One day later, a "system crash" lost all video footage that could have shown how detainees were being treated. trib.al/QwT3aqI
November 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
So it’s worse than we thought
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The JOB of a "modern work truck" is to run over children
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The JOB of a "modern work truck" is to run over children
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I think the debate over what people "want" is a distraction given two basic facts:
1) America vastly over-provides suburbs and under-provides dense walkability;
2) Suburbs are hideously bad for the environment and harmful to numerous markers of well-being.
That's enough! We should do more density!
1) America vastly over-provides suburbs and under-provides dense walkability;
2) Suburbs are hideously bad for the environment and harmful to numerous markers of well-being.
That's enough! We should do more density!
as will notes, people tend to *say* they want suburban living. they want a big house and a big yard and etc. this is not however what is suggested by their actual purchasing practices, which invariably result in something like this:
raincitymaps.com/maps/inspect...
raincitymaps.com/maps/inspect...
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I think the debate over what people "want" is a distraction given two basic facts:
1) America vastly over-provides suburbs and under-provides dense walkability;
2) Suburbs are hideously bad for the environment and harmful to numerous markers of well-being.
That's enough! We should do more density!
1) America vastly over-provides suburbs and under-provides dense walkability;
2) Suburbs are hideously bad for the environment and harmful to numerous markers of well-being.
That's enough! We should do more density!
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"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"Greeks living in Afghanistan were Buddhist 500 years before China and a thousand years before Southeast Asia" is one of those things that sounds made up but is in fact true
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Cultural workers across the US are presenting hundreds of events this weekend as part of Fall of Freedom, from an anti-fascist zine fair in San Francisco to a Palestinian embroidery exhibition in Upstate New York.
16 Acts of Artistic Resistance Happening This Weekend
The exhibitions, performances, readings, and more are just a sliver of the more than 500 events in the nationwide Fall of Freedom series.
hyperallergic.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Cultural workers across the US are presenting hundreds of events this weekend as part of Fall of Freedom, from an anti-fascist zine fair in San Francisco to a Palestinian embroidery exhibition in Upstate New York.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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FYI, if you make less than 67K USD a year or are disabled, you can get your taxes done for free by VITA volunteers. The IRS works with them to ensure they know what they're doing. You can find your nearest one here:
https://freetaxassistance.for.irs.gov/s/sitelocator
https://freetaxassistance.for.irs.gov/s/sitelocator
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
FYI, if you make less than 67K USD a year or are disabled, you can get your taxes done for free by VITA volunteers. The IRS works with them to ensure they know what they're doing. You can find your nearest one here:
https://freetaxassistance.for.irs.gov/s/sitelocator
https://freetaxassistance.for.irs.gov/s/sitelocator
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[metroid] i love you grapple lasso
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
[metroid] i love you grapple lasso
Uhm it's called "The GIMP" and not "gimp"
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Uhm it's called "The GIMP" and not "gimp"
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By overwhelming popular demand, the Nick Fuentes x Tucker Carlson porn cut has finally been released. #ReleaseThePornCut
New It Could Happen Here 🔞
Garrison and Robert examine Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson’s debate over OnlyFans, the incel mindset, and the role of men and women in marriage during their interview.
@bishonentype.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Garrison and Robert examine Nick Fuentes and Tucker Carlson’s debate over OnlyFans, the incel mindset, and the role of men and women in marriage during their interview.
@bishonentype.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
By overwhelming popular demand, the Nick Fuentes x Tucker Carlson porn cut has finally been released. #ReleaseThePornCut
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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Beautiful tribute to Alice 💔
Remembering Alice Wong: Writer, Advocate, Friend
Though we were in frequent conversation for a decade, I only got to meet my friend Alice Wong in person just once. And when I did, I was a bundle of nerves—and that was before she cussed me out wi…
lithub.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Beautiful tribute to Alice 💔
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i would do all the same sins as my girl so we end up tortured eternally in the same circle of hell
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i would do all the same sins as my girl so we end up tortured eternally in the same circle of hell
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![Steve Hogarty @misterbrilliant
[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreihzgag5tcnviy6ohpnaokdl6jbyus6lufcrxk27xbskrzjusvybxu@jpeg)
Playing Minecraft on a private server with seasonal weather effects mostly makes me want to play Don't Starve to be honest
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Playing Minecraft on a private server with seasonal weather effects mostly makes me want to play Don't Starve to be honest