Gᴏʀᴘ ▸ᴘᴀɴᴛsʟᴇss ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏssᴜᴍ◂
@goronic.bsky.social
Howdy howdy! I'm Gorp!
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D
• he/him • 34 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
I'm a cartoon opossum who eats garbage and draws weird animals in underpants :D
• he/him • 34 • asexual • 🔞 not for minors 🔞 •
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☕: https://ko-fi.com/goronic
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Like what I'm doing and want to send me money?
𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 what I'm doing and want to send me money?
Consider supporting me on Ko-Fi! I'd really appreciate it. :D
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𝙃𝙖𝙩𝙚 what I'm doing and want to send me money?
Consider supporting me on Ko-Fi! I'd really appreciate it. :D
ko-fi.com/goronic
yeah, IDK if I'll find the will to finish my Valentine's doodle, so we might be stuck with another sketchy unfinished cupid doodle for the 3000th year in a row. :P
February 12, 2026 at 4:11 AM
yeah, IDK if I'll find the will to finish my Valentine's doodle, so we might be stuck with another sketchy unfinished cupid doodle for the 3000th year in a row. :P
So Bluesky died for everyone and it wasn't just me this time?
February 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
So Bluesky died for everyone and it wasn't just me this time?
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dog sketch dump 🐶✨
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
dog sketch dump 🐶✨
they should invent crunchy chewing gum
i wanna crunch on stuff but i'm not hungry
i wanna crunch on stuff but i'm not hungry
February 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
they should invent crunchy chewing gum
i wanna crunch on stuff but i'm not hungry
i wanna crunch on stuff but i'm not hungry
Drivers also don't randomly scream insults at me, or blast their horns while passing me, or swerve off the road to try and hit me anymore. I thought that was just because America hates pedestrians. I didn't realize it was because I was ugly. 🙃
Maybe once I heal up and my face is only *slightly* asymmetrical, I can finally go out in public again without people gawking or miming like they're grasping tumors on their own jaws, and with fewer crying babies?? Wow!!
February 8, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Drivers also don't randomly scream insults at me, or blast their horns while passing me, or swerve off the road to try and hit me anymore. I thought that was just because America hates pedestrians. I didn't realize it was because I was ugly. 🙃
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This morning I dreamed that I DMed a friend saying that he owed the Gorpvernment an underwear tax of three (3) drawings of his fursona in briefs, and he stopped responding. I think I annoyed him to death. 😔
February 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
This morning I dreamed that I DMed a friend saying that he owed the Gorpvernment an underwear tax of three (3) drawings of his fursona in briefs, and he stopped responding. I think I annoyed him to death. 😔
I've been calling myself "Gorp" for 30,000 years, and my phone still randomly autocorrects it to "Girl" sometimes.
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I've been calling myself "Gorp" for 30,000 years, and my phone still randomly autocorrects it to "Girl" sometimes.
February 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:16 AM
February 5, 2026 at 11:25 PM
What underpant
should I draw
on Stinky Bignose Wolf
should I draw
on Stinky Bignose Wolf
February 5, 2026 at 10:34 PM
What underpant
should I draw
on Stinky Bignose Wolf
should I draw
on Stinky Bignose Wolf
I wanted to try jicama for the first time, but all of the ones at the store were Obviously Very Rotten™. I don't think root vegetables are supposed to be mushy and moldy and split in two??
February 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I wanted to try jicama for the first time, but all of the ones at the store were Obviously Very Rotten™. I don't think root vegetables are supposed to be mushy and moldy and split in two??
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i've had enough yall are getting called out
February 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
i've had enough yall are getting called out
Thinking about making the mistake of going to bed early (that's anytime before 3am), which invariably makes me take several hours to actually fall asleep and also makes me wake up 30 times per hour. :D
February 5, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Thinking about making the mistake of going to bed early (that's anytime before 3am), which invariably makes me take several hours to actually fall asleep and also makes me wake up 30 times per hour. :D
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tyberius peshrookai
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
tyberius peshrookai
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our ancient microwave has been making Sounds™ and Noises™ lately, and it just abruptly died earlier, so I guess it's time for a new one. rUDE
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
our ancient microwave has been making Sounds™ and Noises™ lately, and it just abruptly died earlier, so I guess it's time for a new one. rUDE
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underneath the robe
January 26, 2026 at 7:16 PM
underneath the robe
For some reason Bluesky isn't loading at all on my Wi-Fi, and only with data. Everything else loads on Wi-Fi, so it's not another roadwork-induced outage. >:C
February 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
For some reason Bluesky isn't loading at all on my Wi-Fi, and only with data. Everything else loads on Wi-Fi, so it's not another roadwork-induced outage. >:C
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hot kangaroos? yes please!
August 19, 2023 at 2:27 AM
hot kangaroos? yes please!
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#Commission for Anonymous (Tito, what are you doing?) #OC
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
#Commission for Anonymous (Tito, what are you doing?) #OC
i was planning on eating a fruit and/or vegetable but it seems that neither currently exists in our kitchen and IDK when the next time I'll be able to go to the store and acquire one is because they've not salted or plowed the roads yet and it's too slippery to walk or drive. 😔
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
i was planning on eating a fruit and/or vegetable but it seems that neither currently exists in our kitchen and IDK when the next time I'll be able to go to the store and acquire one is because they've not salted or plowed the roads yet and it's too slippery to walk or drive. 😔
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Trying to break an artblock, and I still had silly cupids on the mind, so here's a NEW unfinished Cupid doodle for 2024.
January 29, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Trying to break an artblock, and I still had silly cupids on the mind, so here's a NEW unfinished Cupid doodle for 2024.