Ewan McDonald
@spreeeeeeeeeeee.bsky.social
mempis | #leftisbest | solidarity forever
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I tried warning him. I said “Henry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment
November 30, 2023 at 5:29 AM
I tried warning him. I said “Henry, you’re much too old to take a Pedigree from Triple H.” But he wouldn’t listen. The man was just too committed to sports entertainment
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what working with jon is like
November 14, 2023 at 6:52 PM
what working with jon is like
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Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back
November 9, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Trying to have sex in the cybertruck and accidentally getting your virginity back
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They made me cut it because the source didn't want to use their name, but a Smithsonian official told me they didn't want these monuments because "museums aren't America's attic for its racist shit."
October 27, 2023 at 11:39 AM
They made me cut it because the source didn't want to use their name, but a Smithsonian official told me they didn't want these monuments because "museums aren't America's attic for its racist shit."
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what the christ is the matter with the phillies, bob
October 23, 2023 at 11:49 PM
what the christ is the matter with the phillies, bob
best cover songs of all time GO
i'll start: alien ant farm is the fucking shit
open.spotify.com/track/5z6xHj...
i'll start: alien ant farm is the fucking shit
open.spotify.com/track/5z6xHj...
Smooth Criminal
Alien Ant Farm · Song · 2001
open.spotify.com
September 6, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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“The Dem’s position right now, it’s like the 1992 Celtics, all right? Their star is over the hill, and the bench is empty. So you’re either try for one more run with your big guy, or you wait 4 years for Antoine Walker.”
August 22, 2023 at 5:12 PM
“The Dem’s position right now, it’s like the 1992 Celtics, all right? Their star is over the hill, and the bench is empty. So you’re either try for one more run with your big guy, or you wait 4 years for Antoine Walker.”
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"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
Musk is a fucking Danny McBride character
August 21, 2023 at 9:03 PM
"check this shit out" [I close my eyes and ram an embankment with my shitty McLaren F1, it's not clear what move I was trying to do] "this isn't insured,"
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@vintagedior.bsky.social no DMs here though
August 8, 2023 at 3:53 PM
@vintagedior.bsky.social no DMs here though
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"People just want to get back to work!...People? Just want to get back to work....People *just* want to get back to work....Look, people just want to get back to work"
August 5, 2023 at 3:42 PM
"People just want to get back to work!...People? Just want to get back to work....People *just* want to get back to work....Look, people just want to get back to work"
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robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude
July 26, 2023 at 10:37 PM
robocop hitting mitch mcconnell with his ford taurus and he just bursts into liquid like that toxic waste dude
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This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.
July 26, 2023 at 8:55 PM
This is the most diabolic sentence in the history of the written word.
derbil mcdilbit
July 25, 2023 at 10:43 PM
derbil mcdilbit
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Imagine falling down these stairs to your death
July 3, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Imagine falling down these stairs to your death
This site is too horny
July 20, 2023 at 7:03 PM
This site is too horny
