Avon Caulin
@spodulike.bsky.social
Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, door-to-door door & dormer dealer from Dingdong. Retired spacehopper jockey, ambivalent Spudinist 🥔, soap dodger & 5⭐ space cadet. "Not" an AI 😉.
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Avon Caulin
@spodulike.bsky.social
· Nov 26
"Your boundary is at hue 183, bluer than 93% of the population. For you, turquoise is green."
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January 25, 2026 at 8:28 AM
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Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Annual reminder of how many days there are in each month.
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The sea comes in about once a week here.
January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The sea comes in about once a week here.
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January 18, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Weekend timeline cleanse!
A #Greek rhyton in the shape of a #dog's head. 🐕🐶
Vessels such as this were used in drinking parties. Since they didn't have a base, their contents had to be consumed before the vessel could be put down
Dating ca. 475 BC.
📷 Museo Nazionale Etrusco di Villa Giulia 🏺
A #Greek rhyton in the shape of a #dog's head. 🐕🐶
Vessels such as this were used in drinking parties. Since they didn't have a base, their contents had to be consumed before the vessel could be put down
Dating ca. 475 BC.
📷 Museo Nazionale Etrusco di Villa Giulia 🏺
January 17, 2026 at 8:16 AM
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Block'em!
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Block'em!
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A black headed gull enjoying 'alone' time on a misty morning in Bushy Park. Relatable! 😊 @theroyalparks.bsky.social #naturephotography #BushyPark
January 16, 2026 at 8:30 AM
A black headed gull enjoying 'alone' time on a misty morning in Bushy Park. Relatable! 😊 @theroyalparks.bsky.social #naturephotography #BushyPark
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🎶 Any evenin’, any day
If you’re down Korea way
You’ll find us aaalll
Doin’ the Pyongyang Walk!
Oi!🎶
If you’re down Korea way
You’ll find us aaalll
Doin’ the Pyongyang Walk!
Oi!🎶
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
🎶 Any evenin’, any day
If you’re down Korea way
You’ll find us aaalll
Doin’ the Pyongyang Walk!
Oi!🎶
If you’re down Korea way
You’ll find us aaalll
Doin’ the Pyongyang Walk!
Oi!🎶
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One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
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Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Hats off to whoever did this (and the beautiful model).
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I once obtained a Nobel Peace prize medal by blackmail
January 16, 2026 at 9:32 AM
I once obtained a Nobel Peace prize medal by blackmail
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🎶 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBOLD 🎶
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
🎶 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBOLD 🎶
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This is truly awful prose
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This is truly awful prose
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Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Guitar Center Institutes 72-Hour Waiting Period https://theonion.com/guitar-center-institutes-72-hour-waiting-period/
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So much hard detail in this cartoon.
🔵 This week's Tom the Dancing Bug
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
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A BUSY, BUSY ICE ENFORCEMENT OPERATION
with apologies to Richard Scarry
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Brought to you by the rough and ready Inner Hive, including long-time member Brady Marsh and new member SquirrelSaver7. ( bit.ly/theInnerHive )
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READ IT RIGHT HERE👇
January 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
So much hard detail in this cartoon.
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How apt he’s MP for Newark, a place which is an anagram of ‘Wanker’.
January 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
How apt he’s MP for Newark, a place which is an anagram of ‘Wanker’.
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Maslow's hierarchy of needs
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Maslow's hierarchy of needs
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GM 🌧☕️🌞
🎨 Françoise Suzanne
🎨 Françoise Suzanne
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 AM
GM 🌧☕️🌞
🎨 Françoise Suzanne
🎨 Françoise Suzanne
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1/ Ukrainians are said to be funding their war effort by systematically fleecing billions from Russian citizens and businesses through online and phone scams. It's a hidden front of a hybrid war that employs both kinetic means on the battlefield and hacking on the home front. ⬇️
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 AM
1/ Ukrainians are said to be funding their war effort by systematically fleecing billions from Russian citizens and businesses through online and phone scams. It's a hidden front of a hybrid war that employs both kinetic means on the battlefield and hacking on the home front. ⬇️
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Hahaha! I’ e never heard that before!
The best thing about Nadhim Zahawi coming back is that we'll get to hear Nick Abbot's hilarious array of clips/samples of him.
Here's one such example that just captures how full of shite he is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J66O...
Here's one such example that just captures how full of shite he is:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J66O...
Nadhim Zahawi has the numbers for us [Nick Abbot LBC]
YouTube video by Luke
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Hahaha! I’ e never heard that before!