Avon Caulin
@spodulike.bsky.social
Gordon Fuckin-Bennett, a door-to-door door dealer. Retired spacehopper jockey from Dingdong & ambivalent Spudinist 🥔, fmr UK PM '55-57, "Not" an "AI" "😉".
🛶 🇬🇧🌹📎 💪🇺🇦 👎🇷🇺 follow><back optional. no spam,no dm unless we're friends.
🛶 🇬🇧🌹📎 💪🇺🇦 👎🇷🇺 follow><back optional. no spam,no dm unless we're friends.
First catch your wild guess. You'll need a wild guess hunting outfit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
First catch your wild guess. You'll need a wild guess hunting outfit.
If it's better than mine I'll have you thrown into the inky vacuum of space, human (or whatever benighted species you claim to be, Earth dweller). Proceed.
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If it's better than mine I'll have you thrown into the inky vacuum of space, human (or whatever benighted species you claim to be, Earth dweller). Proceed.
And a very happy #FuckOffFriday to your good self too, Prodigal Lord.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And a very happy #FuckOffFriday to your good self too, Prodigal Lord.
I'll refrain from pointing any fingers of suspicion at Dumbo if I can still complain about Bodelo being lazy & unsuitable for responsibility, like Alf Garnett going on about Cherie Blair's dad. Deal?
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I'll refrain from pointing any fingers of suspicion at Dumbo if I can still complain about Bodelo being lazy & unsuitable for responsibility, like Alf Garnett going on about Cherie Blair's dad. Deal?
Fine but you'll have to entertain a different ambassador for lunch every day or pay your own cook.
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Fine but you'll have to entertain a different ambassador for lunch every day or pay your own cook.
Oh that's a shame, he had that 'action man' type reputation, helicoptering in to a Texas disaster zone with a sack of explosives & a steely look in his eye.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh that's a shame, he had that 'action man' type reputation, helicoptering in to a Texas disaster zone with a sack of explosives & a steely look in his eye.
Of course, an esteemed diplomat of your calibre is never not au fait with les modes du jour.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Of course, an esteemed diplomat of your calibre is never not au fait with les modes du jour.
Not even tinned quail ears? Oh... Oh dear dear me...
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Not even tinned quail ears? Oh... Oh dear dear me...
Ask the police if you could use the probe afterwards (yes, after wiping it)
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ask the police if you could use the probe afterwards (yes, after wiping it)
Blimey, well remembered
November 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Blimey, well remembered
She must have been a fan.
November 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She must have been a fan.
There's something strange at the base of that stone...
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
There's something strange at the base of that stone...
Flann O'Brien never mentioned Mr Pip?
November 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Flann O'Brien never mentioned Mr Pip?
My well worn & trusty 25ml gin measure, now mothballed shortly after it's last 20,000 gallon service, sadly lying unused in a drawer due to a gastric complaint, brought on by over-use of the little plastic treasure. Probably 😭
November 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My well worn & trusty 25ml gin measure, now mothballed shortly after it's last 20,000 gallon service, sadly lying unused in a drawer due to a gastric complaint, brought on by over-use of the little plastic treasure. Probably 😭
Where's your fucking poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Where's your fucking poppy?