WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Pinned
WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
· Mar 14
The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
If @bsky.app would get its shit together, I could do polls.
Rosie and Jim vs the Hittites.
Bungle vs the Phoenicians.
Postman Pat vs the Olmecs.
Basil Brush vs the Golden Hoard.
Rosie and Jim vs the Hittites.
Bungle vs the Phoenicians.
Postman Pat vs the Olmecs.
Basil Brush vs the Golden Hoard.
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
If @bsky.app would get its shit together, I could do polls.
Rosie and Jim vs the Hittites.
Bungle vs the Phoenicians.
Postman Pat vs the Olmecs.
Basil Brush vs the Golden Hoard.
Rosie and Jim vs the Hittites.
Bungle vs the Phoenicians.
Postman Pat vs the Olmecs.
Basil Brush vs the Golden Hoard.
Still struggling to sleep.
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Still struggling to sleep.
To explain the O'Brien effect.
Again.
Again.
Back in the chair tomorrow.
January 4, 2026 at 9:41 PM
To explain the O'Brien effect.
Again.
Again.
Hamlet. Act 1, scene 4.
a man in a striped shirt is making a face and says well obviously
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is making a face and says well obviously
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Hamlet. Act 1, scene 4.
I'm basically Adzo at the end of The Name of The Rose but at least I knew her name was Kimberly so I'm one up on that twat Christian Slater.
Tonsured prick.
Tonsured prick.
January 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I'm basically Adzo at the end of The Name of The Rose but at least I knew her name was Kimberly so I'm one up on that twat Christian Slater.
Tonsured prick.
Tonsured prick.
Schiphol to Mexico City.
But yes.
But yes.
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Schiphol to Mexico City.
But yes.
But yes.
Reposted by WulfHelm
🎵All the food is beige,
And the sky is gray,
I've been for a walk,
To the commode,
On a winter's day🎵
And the sky is gray,
I've been for a walk,
To the commode,
On a winter's day🎵
January 4, 2026 at 6:03 PM
🎵All the food is beige,
And the sky is gray,
I've been for a walk,
To the commode,
On a winter's day🎵
And the sky is gray,
I've been for a walk,
To the commode,
On a winter's day🎵
Sunday dinner post stroke.
a silhouette of a man with the words hello darkness my old friend i 've come to talk with you again below it
ALT: a silhouette of a man with the words hello darkness my old friend i 've come to talk with you again below it
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Sunday dinner post stroke.
Reposted by WulfHelm
My fellow photoframes
Yesterday whilst miming on the High Street, I was approached by goblins dressed as cheese.
They said one day I would be recognised as a true genius.
They were right. My genius is unique.
And made entirely out of rigatoni.
May squirrels Morris dance for you.
God save wool
Yesterday whilst miming on the High Street, I was approached by goblins dressed as cheese.
They said one day I would be recognised as a true genius.
They were right. My genius is unique.
And made entirely out of rigatoni.
May squirrels Morris dance for you.
God save wool
January 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
My fellow photoframes
Yesterday whilst miming on the High Street, I was approached by goblins dressed as cheese.
They said one day I would be recognised as a true genius.
They were right. My genius is unique.
And made entirely out of rigatoni.
May squirrels Morris dance for you.
God save wool
Yesterday whilst miming on the High Street, I was approached by goblins dressed as cheese.
They said one day I would be recognised as a true genius.
They were right. My genius is unique.
And made entirely out of rigatoni.
May squirrels Morris dance for you.
God save wool
A Man for All Seasons - The Devil Speech
YouTube video by dniete97
youtu.be
January 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Pitch.
Ken Stott travels the world being slightly confused and/or irritated by quaint local customs.
CC @colken.bsky.social
Ken Stott travels the world being slightly confused and/or irritated by quaint local customs.
CC @colken.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Pitch.
Ken Stott travels the world being slightly confused and/or irritated by quaint local customs.
CC @colken.bsky.social
Ken Stott travels the world being slightly confused and/or irritated by quaint local customs.
CC @colken.bsky.social
Ooh rabbit.
I haven't had rabbit in a while.
Rabbit.....
I haven't had rabbit in a while.
Rabbit.....
January 3, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Ooh rabbit.
I haven't had rabbit in a while.
Rabbit.....
I haven't had rabbit in a while.
Rabbit.....
Reposted by WulfHelm
Lord SouthHelm’s uplifting and optimistic New Year’s message follows:
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the USA is on the verge of its second civil war, not its second.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that the USA is on the verge of its second civil war, not its second.
Edited highlights.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Edited highlights.
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that Wülferhampton Wanderers have defeated Wasting Pork Botherers by a massive three kerplunks to nil at that there kickball, this mighty victory catapults them to twentieth in the Premier Inn League.
Well done, lads.
Well done, lads.
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Your Bretwalda is pleased to announce that Wülferhampton Wanderers have defeated Wasting Pork Botherers by a massive three kerplunks to nil at that there kickball, this mighty victory catapults them to twentieth in the Premier Inn League.
Well done, lads.
Well done, lads.
Moon update.
Yep, it's still there.
Yep, it's still there.
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Moon update.
Yep, it's still there.
Yep, it's still there.
I'm beginning to suspect this Donald Trump chap might be a bit of a cad.
January 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I'm beginning to suspect this Donald Trump chap might be a bit of a cad.