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Bretwalda of the Angli.

Generous host of the Mead Hall

Lord of Wülferhampton.

Please use your Gods responsibly.

Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Pinned
I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids.
And a very happy #FuckOffFriday to your good self too, Great Lord and Enormous Muppet.
February 20, 2026 at 11:30 AM
The gorilla has multiple personality disorder.

This explains much.
February 20, 2026 at 11:29 AM
A row brews.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social is unlikely to welcome this new development. I wonder if @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social aka 'Savvy squirrel' will not be long for this World or even #Wulferhampton. Old Ironhead is a jealous Lord.
#Butterflies
February 20, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Due to scheduling conflicts, Alan Shearer is unable to present this week's Mr Pip Has Barked At.

Therefore, this week's Mr Pip Has Barked At will be presented by Mr Pip.

That is all.
February 20, 2026 at 11:26 AM
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
February 20, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Moon update.

It's still there.
February 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This week's Mr Pip Has Barked At will be presented by Alan Shearer.

That is all.
February 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Happy #FridayEve to all you non retired folk out there.
February 19, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Evisceration.

That's a nice word, isn't it children?
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February 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social, stars FDR, the voice of that Civil War documentary, Spiderman, The Big Lebowski, Whitman, Emerson and a smallish grumpy horse.
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
February 19, 2026 at 6:52 PM
The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.

Your attendance is not required.

It would be nice if you were there though.
February 19, 2026 at 6:11 PM
For your own sanity, avoid @arrdavid.bsky.social's feed.

YOU. HAVE. BEEN. WARNED!
February 19, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Can confirm.
Is this why @wulfhelm.bsky.social wears that iron codpiece?
swordfighting tactics, germany, 16th century
February 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wonder if there's a barrel of wine in the cell?
February 19, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Wordle 1,706 5/6

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February 19, 2026 at 9:22 AM
The Rookie.

Episode twenty-three gazillion and four.

Part IV.

A seemingly innocuous meeting in a coffee shop in Toronto sees Nathan Fillion inadvertently unleash the Armies of Hell against a small bookshop in Weston-super-Mare.
February 18, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Describe yourself physically and mentally.

Physically. Buddha in an armoured thong.

Mentally. Ghengis Khan without the off switch.
February 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Struggling with the friend part of this story tbh.
Called round to see a friend earlier. He wasn't in
February 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Ron-in?
Row-nin?

Please advise.
February 18, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Connections
Puzzle #983
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February 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Kylo Ren and Lord Snoak attend the opening of Selly Oak's latest charity shop.
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
≈ x 100 sheds.
Shattered his right elbow aged 12 months and just for shits and giggles did all again aged 5 . Total £7,380.00.
February 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM