Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
The Ceremonial Mayor of Wülferhampton.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
February 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.
All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens
Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast
(top table only) French onion soup
Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool
Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
All things runcible
Lemon grass
The absence of toast
Glowworms
The Pillsbury doughboy
The Flemish
GK Chesterton
The Pillars of Heaven
Roughage
Rust
Plaits
Volumetric flasks
Latrine powered AI
Twiggy
Weird shaped kickballs
and
Cockburnspath.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.
(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box
Lower tables. Chocolates from said box
Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries
Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@t-rexit.bsky.social are you still hungry?
Wülferhampton's new monkey enclosure is happy to welcome its new head keeper.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
@t-rexit.bsky.social are you still hungry?
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.
(top table only) OOPL TMNI
Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA
Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy
AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social
(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas
Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo
Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles
Gammon by the leopards gate
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Ever wonder about the dynamic between @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social and @wulfhelm.bsky.social.
(Just a theory.)
(Just a theory.)
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Ever wonder about the dynamic between @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social and @wulfhelm.bsky.social.
(Just a theory.)
(Just a theory.)
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles.
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 AM
A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.
(top table only) Pectin
Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream
Inbox. Spam, spam and spam
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
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February 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland
(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks
Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette
Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma
Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals.
(top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints
Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad
Cheetos by the leopard gate
Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals.
(top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints
Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad
Cheetos by the leopard gate
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals.
(top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints
Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad
Cheetos by the leopard gate
Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals.
(top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints
Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad
Cheetos by the leopard gate
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing
(top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch
Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino
Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico
Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing
(top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch
Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino
Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico
Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing
(top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch
Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino
Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico
Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing
(top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch
Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino
Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico
Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats
(top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹
Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice
Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever.
¹Not RSPCA approved
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats
(top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹
Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice
Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever.
¹Not RSPCA approved
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats
(top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹
Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice
Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever.
¹Not RSPCA approved
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats
(top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹
Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice
Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever.
¹Not RSPCA approved
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Unopened whisky
Downpipes
The clouds that lour'd upon our house
Filigree
Man buns
A shrike
Cerise toner
Daguerreotypes
Flumes
The Caelian Hill
Ferns
Quilters
One out of three Spidermans
Variegation
Cola cubes
Chilblains
and,
Kidderminster.
Unopened whisky
Downpipes
The clouds that lour'd upon our house
Filigree
Man buns
A shrike
Cerise toner
Daguerreotypes
Flumes
The Caelian Hill
Ferns
Quilters
One out of three Spidermans
Variegation
Cola cubes
Chilblains
and,
Kidderminster.
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Unopened whisky
Downpipes
The clouds that lour'd upon our house
Filigree
Man buns
A shrike
Cerise toner
Daguerreotypes
Flumes
The Caelian Hill
Ferns
Quilters
One out of three Spidermans
Variegation
Cola cubes
Chilblains
and,
Kidderminster.
Unopened whisky
Downpipes
The clouds that lour'd upon our house
Filigree
Man buns
A shrike
Cerise toner
Daguerreotypes
Flumes
The Caelian Hill
Ferns
Quilters
One out of three Spidermans
Variegation
Cola cubes
Chilblains
and,
Kidderminster.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Goodnight #Wülferhampton
River levels are high near us again, and for many others too.
Stay safe everyone.
River levels are high near us again, and for many others too.
Stay safe everyone.
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February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Goodnight #Wülferhampton
River levels are high near us again, and for many others too.
Stay safe everyone.
River levels are high near us again, and for many others too.
Stay safe everyone.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Mr Pip likes,
Sleeping
Getting up
Walks
Sticks
Balls
Grass
Wet grass
Sleeping
Squirrels, the chasing thereof
Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago
Cheese
Glittering sunbeams
Steak night
Sleeping
Whatever the cats are eating
Sniffs
Sleeping
Cheese
Sleeping
Sleeping
Getting up
Walks
Sticks
Balls
Grass
Wet grass
Sleeping
Squirrels, the chasing thereof
Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago
Cheese
Glittering sunbeams
Steak night
Sleeping
Whatever the cats are eating
Sniffs
Sleeping
Cheese
Sleeping
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Mr Pip likes,
Sleeping
Getting up
Walks
Sticks
Balls
Grass
Wet grass
Sleeping
Squirrels, the chasing thereof
Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago
Cheese
Glittering sunbeams
Steak night
Sleeping
Whatever the cats are eating
Sniffs
Sleeping
Cheese
Sleeping
Sleeping
Getting up
Walks
Sticks
Balls
Grass
Wet grass
Sleeping
Squirrels, the chasing thereof
Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago
Cheese
Glittering sunbeams
Steak night
Sleeping
Whatever the cats are eating
Sniffs
Sleeping
Cheese
Sleeping
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland
(top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC
Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland
(top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC
Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland
(top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC
Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland
(top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC
Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.