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hendos.bsky.social
Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
The Ceremonial Mayor of Wülferhampton.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is getting ready for lunar new year.

All tables. Chicken Dumplings, Whole Fish and Longevity Noodles

Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Moss with Mushrooms and Bamboo Shoots with Stir Fried Greens

Lucky claw machines by the leopards gate.
February 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Goodnight #Wülferhampton

Hope you all have a great week.
February 15, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has toast

(top table only) French onion soup

Lower tables. Une torsade de réglisse et un bâton de sucre d'orge de Blackpool

Vegetarian/vegan option. Thai green curry with aubergine and coconut rice

Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at

All things runcible

Lemon grass

The absence of toast

Glowworms

The Pillsbury doughboy

The Flemish

GK Chesterton

The Pillars of Heaven

Roughage

Rust

Plaits

Volumetric flasks

Latrine powered AI

Twiggy

Weird shaped kickballs

and

Cockburnspath.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is having a feast (chocolates) for Odin.

(top table only) Hotel Chocolat heart shape chocolate box

Lower tables. Chocolates from said box

Vegetarian/vegan option. Creamy Lemon Linguine with Artichoke

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social

(top table only) A pack of tripple-A batteries

Lower tables. Sausage and Mash in Onion Gravy

Vegetarian/vegan option.
Black beans, mushrooms and poblano pepper filling in plant-based enchiladas.

Gammon by the leopard gate as ever.
February 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Goodnight #Wülferhampton.

Before I go, let's see who's about.
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
@t-rexit.bsky.social are you still hungry?
Wülferhampton's new monkey enclosure is happy to welcome its new head keeper.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching classic Countdown with Carol Vorderman.

(top table only) OOPL TMNI

Lower tables. MAPS REFTTIRR, MHAS NAD SBLTEEEGVA

Vegetarian/vegan option. Chestnut Mushroom Bourguignon in Red Wine Gravy

AOGNMM by the leopard gate as ever
February 12, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

cc: @wulfhelm.bsky.social

(top table only) Black country style meatballs and peas

Lower tables. Donner kebab and garlic mayo

Vegetarian/vegan option. Homemade pizza with tomato+garlic sauce, vegan cheese, and marinated tempeh crumbles

Gammon by the leopards gate
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Ever wonder about the dynamic between @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social and @wulfhelm.bsky.social.

(Just a theory.)
February 11, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
A get well card for @frmo.bsky.social. Too soon? In bad taste? If so, then it's very on brand for everybody's favourite Uncle Knuckles.
February 11, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is writing a screenplay.

(top table only) Pectin

Lower tables. Marmalade on Cheesy Toast +Marmite

Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower Tacos with Chipotle Cream

Inbox. Spam, spam and spam

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is looking for reindeer in Iceland

(top table only) 1 pack of Iceland's Extra Lean Venison Steaks

Lower tables. Spam and Cheese Stuffed Omelette

Vegetarian/vegan option. Sweet Potato and Spinach Korma

Gammon by the leopard gate as ever
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Good evening #Wülferhampton!

Let's see who's about.
February 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Pending @wulfhelm.bsky.social's remittance approvals.

(top table only) Fried egg and oven chips then Imperial Mints

Lower tables. Pot Noodle on toast then Angel Delight

Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegetable stir fry then Fruit Salad

Cheetos by the leopard gate
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Goodnight #Wülferhampton

Hope you have a restful Sunday 💞
February 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying microdosing

(top table only) Eggs Cumberbatch

Lower tables. Eggs Florentine and Cuppachino

Vegetarian/vegan option. Orecchiette Con Cime Di Rapa with Querciabella Chianti Classico

Prosciutto crudo by the leopards gate as ever
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social¹ is maybe being ravaged by cats

(top table only) Gunsmoke blackened rice¹

Lower tables. Fish, chips +mushy peas.

Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan potato curry with cocanut rice

Gammon¹ by the leopards¹ gate as ever.

¹Not RSPCA approved
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
This week, Mr Pip has barked at

Unopened whisky

Downpipes

The clouds that lour'd upon our house

Filigree

Man buns

A shrike

Cerise toner

Daguerreotypes

Flumes

The Caelian Hill

Ferns

Quilters

One out of three Spidermans

Variegation

Cola cubes

Chilblains

and,

Kidderminster.
February 6, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Good morning #Wülferhampton

Hope you're all well 💞

Let's see who's about.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Goodnight #Wülferhampton

River levels are high near us again, and for many others too.

Stay safe everyone.
a brown and white dog is laying on a couch with the words " stay safe " above it
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February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Mr Pip likes,

Sleeping

Getting up

Walks

Sticks

Balls

Grass

Wet grass

Sleeping

Squirrels, the chasing thereof

Guarding the tree that a squirrel was in five hours ago

Cheese

Glittering sunbeams

Steak night

Sleeping

Whatever the cats are eating

Sniffs

Sleeping

Cheese

Sleeping
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu

Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social loves Poland

(top table only) 2x Doktorska Sausages that have been annihilated in the LHC

Lower tables. Peppa Pig Pasta Shapes + Sausage in Sauce

Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Lasagne with Red Wine

Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM