Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.
For the win
I have just found these in a kitchen cupboard. I neither bought nor requested these. If I eat them will I die?
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For the win
In @wulfhelm.bsky.social's absence, should probably do the food.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Spam
Lower tables. Walls Balls, Alphabites, Peas and Artic Roll.
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Smoked aubergine ravioli in a velvet porcini cognac sauce.
Gammon by the lepeord gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Spam
Lower tables. Walls Balls, Alphabites, Peas and Artic Roll.
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Smoked aubergine ravioli in a velvet porcini cognac sauce.
Gammon by the lepeord gate as ever.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In @wulfhelm.bsky.social's absence, should probably do the food.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Spam
Lower tables. Walls Balls, Alphabites, Peas and Artic Roll.
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Smoked aubergine ravioli in a velvet porcini cognac sauce.
Gammon by the lepeord gate as ever.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Spam
Lower tables. Walls Balls, Alphabites, Peas and Artic Roll.
Vegetarian/vegan option.
Smoked aubergine ravioli in a velvet porcini cognac sauce.
Gammon by the lepeord gate as ever.
Hope you're OK @wulfhelm.bsky.social.
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Hope you're OK @wulfhelm.bsky.social.
To keep Mercia at the forefront, your Bank has been investing in Æthelric’s Intellect, a contraption forged by the Alchemists of Mercia at the behest of the Dear Leader himself.
AI sits in The Vaults Annex, producing cryptic pronouncements (“Thou hast insufficient potatoes for that transaction”).
AI sits in The Vaults Annex, producing cryptic pronouncements (“Thou hast insufficient potatoes for that transaction”).
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social fans!
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social fans!
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
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Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
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Don't read this.
It's probably shite.
It's probably shite.
It could do with attention of an editor, or at least me when I'm sober. The blog was *very* short lived about 15 years ago.
rantitch.blogspot.com/2010/12/chri...
rantitch.blogspot.com/2010/12/chri...
Christmas
I was going to have a rant about Christmas this time, but something inspired me to write this instead. I haven't proof read it so feel free ...
rantitch.blogspot.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Don't read this.
It's probably shite.
It's probably shite.
@meadhallrofficer.bsky.social, just some admin because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is terrible at passing messages on.
2 candidates are on sick leave. Leofwine is feeling a bit lightheaded and Sigbright is getting sharp pains in his groin.
Ceolnoth is still taking part, despite the dodgy stomach.
2 candidates are on sick leave. Leofwine is feeling a bit lightheaded and Sigbright is getting sharp pains in his groin.
Ceolnoth is still taking part, despite the dodgy stomach.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!
THE APPROVED CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON IS AS FOLLOWS.
1. Wulfhelm the merciful. Incumbent.
2. Leofwine the dismembered.
3. Ceolnoth the eviscerated.
4. Sigbright the repeatedly stabbed.
THAT IS ALL.
THE APPROVED CANDIDATE LIST FOR THE UPCOMING ELECTION OF THE BRETWALDASHIP OF WÜLFERHAMPTON IS AS FOLLOWS.
1. Wulfhelm the merciful. Incumbent.
2. Leofwine the dismembered.
3. Ceolnoth the eviscerated.
4. Sigbright the repeatedly stabbed.
THAT IS ALL.
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
@meadhallrofficer.bsky.social, just some admin because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is terrible at passing messages on.
2 candidates are on sick leave. Leofwine is feeling a bit lightheaded and Sigbright is getting sharp pains in his groin.
Ceolnoth is still taking part, despite the dodgy stomach.
2 candidates are on sick leave. Leofwine is feeling a bit lightheaded and Sigbright is getting sharp pains in his groin.
Ceolnoth is still taking part, despite the dodgy stomach.
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Actual photo of Bard's kettle.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Actual photo of Bard's kettle.
Without context
November 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Without context
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On Squigg's desk today ......
October 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
On Squigg's desk today ......
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This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Bradawlas
Trifle moulds
Septuagenarians
Long chain polymers
Slight of hand
Immelmann turns
Bladderwrack
Tumuli
GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRABS
The letter G
and
The number 14
Blondel
Herpetologists
Mangetout
The sky
Glaswegians
and
Pimlico.
Bradawlas
Trifle moulds
Septuagenarians
Long chain polymers
Slight of hand
Immelmann turns
Bladderwrack
Tumuli
GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRABS
The letter G
and
The number 14
Blondel
Herpetologists
Mangetout
The sky
Glaswegians
and
Pimlico.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Bradawlas
Trifle moulds
Septuagenarians
Long chain polymers
Slight of hand
Immelmann turns
Bladderwrack
Tumuli
GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRABS
The letter G
and
The number 14
Blondel
Herpetologists
Mangetout
The sky
Glaswegians
and
Pimlico.
Bradawlas
Trifle moulds
Septuagenarians
Long chain polymers
Slight of hand
Immelmann turns
Bladderwrack
Tumuli
GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRABS
The letter G
and
The number 14
Blondel
Herpetologists
Mangetout
The sky
Glaswegians
and
Pimlico.
What it's like in my head at this exact moment in time.
October 31, 2025 at 8:43 AM
What it's like in my head at this exact moment in time.
25 mins.
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
, @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is he gonna be on time? Will there be a potato? Place your bets now.
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
, @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is he gonna be on time? Will there be a potato? Place your bets now.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 AM
25 mins.
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
, @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is he gonna be on time? Will there be a potato? Place your bets now.
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
, @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is he gonna be on time? Will there be a potato? Place your bets now.
I love Thin Lizzy.
October 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I love Thin Lizzy.
@wulfhelm.bsky.social, what's stopping you from doing this?
CNC Lathe Datumed and Zeroed and moving to where it's told!
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@wulfhelm.bsky.social, what's stopping you from doing this?
@infinitescream.bsky.social I'm now a doctor I decided. Say aah.
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
@infinitescream.bsky.social I'm now a doctor I decided. Say aah.
I thought WulfHelm treated them to a luxury cruise on the Witanic. They never did send me a postcard. They must be having a great time.
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
I had the Witan desolved some years ago.
I can still hear their screams.
I had the Witan desolved some years ago.
I can still hear their screams.
Esme works for me and it's W-I-T-A-N.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I thought WulfHelm treated them to a luxury cruise on the Witanic. They never did send me a postcard. They must be having a great time.
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM