Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is auditioning for the Auf Wiedersehen, Pet remake
(top table only) Vegan Spam Stotties
Lower tables. Spam Tacos
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Bean Burrito with Caramelised Onions and Chipotle Mayo
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is auditioning for the Auf Wiedersehen, Pet remake
(top table only) Vegan Spam Stotties
Lower tables. Spam Tacos
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Bean Burrito with Caramelised Onions and Chipotle Mayo
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is auditioning for the Auf Wiedersehen, Pet remake
(top table only) Vegan Spam Stotties
Lower tables. Spam Tacos
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Bean Burrito with Caramelised Onions and Chipotle Mayo
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is auditioning for the Auf Wiedersehen, Pet remake
(top table only) Vegan Spam Stotties
Lower tables. Spam Tacos
Vegetarian/vegan option. Black Bean Burrito with Caramelised Onions and Chipotle Mayo
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
The Forest Kingdom of Walthamstow has invented the saxophone.
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The Forest Kingdom of Walthamstow has invented the saxophone.
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has a James Mason lookalike gig
(top table only) Melted part worn van tyre on Sourdough Toast
Lower tables. 1980s Vintage Creme Egg
Vegetarian/vegan option. Truffle and Wild Mushroom Royale Pizza
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has a James Mason lookalike gig
(top table only) Melted part worn van tyre on Sourdough Toast
Lower tables. 1980s Vintage Creme Egg
Vegetarian/vegan option. Truffle and Wild Mushroom Royale Pizza
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has a James Mason lookalike gig
(top table only) Melted part worn van tyre on Sourdough Toast
Lower tables. 1980s Vintage Creme Egg
Vegetarian/vegan option. Truffle and Wild Mushroom Royale Pizza
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social has a James Mason lookalike gig
(top table only) Melted part worn van tyre on Sourdough Toast
Lower tables. 1980s Vintage Creme Egg
Vegetarian/vegan option. Truffle and Wild Mushroom Royale Pizza
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is chucking an ex ambassidor into the landfill
(top table only) Pair of Mr Brains Meaty Festicles and Peas
Lower tables. Wagon Wheel à La Carte
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine and Tomato Caponata
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is chucking an ex ambassidor into the landfill
(top table only) Pair of Mr Brains Meaty Festicles and Peas
Lower tables. Wagon Wheel à La Carte
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine and Tomato Caponata
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is chucking an ex ambassidor into the landfill
(top table only) Pair of Mr Brains Meaty Festicles and Peas
Lower tables. Wagon Wheel à La Carte
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine and Tomato Caponata
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is chucking an ex ambassidor into the landfill
(top table only) Pair of Mr Brains Meaty Festicles and Peas
Lower tables. Wagon Wheel à La Carte
Vegetarian/vegan option. Aubergine and Tomato Caponata
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Green still isn't a creative colour.
Good afternoon, Comrade. Life is a series of meetings & partings, as noted revolutionary Kermit the Frog said.
December 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Green still isn't a creative colour.
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about.
And also, what @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is up to and his new nut gathering robot.
Let's see who's about.
And also, what @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is up to and his new nut gathering robot.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about.
And also, what @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is up to and his new nut gathering robot.
Let's see who's about.
And also, what @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social is up to and his new nut gathering robot.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is "finalising serfs" on his list
(top table only) Durian Durian: Hungry Like a Wülf
Lower tables. Spamdau Ballet and a Gold Bar
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roger's Meatless Meatballs+Eggplant Parmesan
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is "finalising serfs" on his list
(top table only) Durian Durian: Hungry Like a Wülf
Lower tables. Spamdau Ballet and a Gold Bar
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roger's Meatless Meatballs+Eggplant Parmesan
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is "finalising serfs" on his list
(top table only) Durian Durian: Hungry Like a Wülf
Lower tables. Spamdau Ballet and a Gold Bar
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roger's Meatless Meatballs+Eggplant Parmesan
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is "finalising serfs" on his list
(top table only) Durian Durian: Hungry Like a Wülf
Lower tables. Spamdau Ballet and a Gold Bar
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roger's Meatless Meatballs+Eggplant Parmesan
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about.
N̵e̵e̵d̵ ̵a̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵u̵g̵h̵t̵f̵u̵l̵ ̵J̵a̵p̵a̵n̵e̵s̵e̵ ̵q̵u̵o̵t̵e̵.̵
今日はカエルが上司です
Let's see who's about.
N̵e̵e̵d̵ ̵a̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵u̵g̵h̵t̵f̵u̵l̵ ̵J̵a̵p̵a̵n̵e̵s̵e̵ ̵q̵u̵o̵t̵e̵.̵
今日はカエルが上司です
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about.
N̵e̵e̵d̵ ̵a̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵u̵g̵h̵t̵f̵u̵l̵ ̵J̵a̵p̵a̵n̵e̵s̵e̵ ̵q̵u̵o̵t̵e̵.̵
今日はカエルが上司です
Let's see who's about.
N̵e̵e̵d̵ ̵a̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵u̵g̵h̵t̵f̵u̵l̵ ̵J̵a̵p̵a̵n̵e̵s̵e̵ ̵q̵u̵o̵t̵e̵.̵
今日はカエルが上司です
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is breaking the internet.
(top table only) Honey Glazed Decorators Caulk
Lower tables. Fish Stick: niether fish or a stick
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Carrots with Farro & Herbed Crème Fraîche
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is breaking the internet.
(top table only) Honey Glazed Decorators Caulk
Lower tables. Fish Stick: niether fish or a stick
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Carrots with Farro & Herbed Crème Fraîche
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is breaking the internet.
(top table only) Honey Glazed Decorators Caulk
Lower tables. Fish Stick: niether fish or a stick
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Carrots with Farro & Herbed Crème Fraîche
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is breaking the internet.
(top table only) Honey Glazed Decorators Caulk
Lower tables. Fish Stick: niether fish or a stick
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Carrots with Farro & Herbed Crème Fraîche
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever.
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶.
"You could leave life right now. Let that determine what you do and say and think."
- Marcus Aurelius
What helps with public speaking? Existential dread.
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶.
"You could leave life right now. Let that determine what you do and say and think."
- Marcus Aurelius
What helps with public speaking? Existential dread.
December 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶.
"You could leave life right now. Let that determine what you do and say and think."
- Marcus Aurelius
What helps with public speaking? Existential dread.
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶s̶m̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶o̶u̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶q̶u̶o̶t̶e̶.
"You could leave life right now. Let that determine what you do and say and think."
- Marcus Aurelius
What helps with public speaking? Existential dread.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is giving away counterfeit potatoes
(top table only) Monsieur Tête de Patate en Plastique
Lower tables. Scrabble
Vegetarian/vegan option. Mushroom & Red Wine Pithivier
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is giving away counterfeit potatoes
(top table only) Monsieur Tête de Patate en Plastique
Lower tables. Scrabble
Vegetarian/vegan option. Mushroom & Red Wine Pithivier
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is giving away counterfeit potatoes
(top table only) Monsieur Tête de Patate en Plastique
Lower tables. Scrabble
Vegetarian/vegan option. Mushroom & Red Wine Pithivier
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is giving away counterfeit potatoes
(top table only) Monsieur Tête de Patate en Plastique
Lower tables. Scrabble
Vegetarian/vegan option. Mushroom & Red Wine Pithivier
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is critiquing movies
(top table only) Baked Salmon with Lemon and Herbs (or the Mystery Box)
Lower tables. Black Jack, Fruit Salad and Diabetes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Hoisin Seitan Ch'kn Bao
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is critiquing movies
(top table only) Baked Salmon with Lemon and Herbs (or the Mystery Box)
Lower tables. Black Jack, Fruit Salad and Diabetes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Hoisin Seitan Ch'kn Bao
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is critiquing movies
(top table only) Baked Salmon with Lemon and Herbs (or the Mystery Box)
Lower tables. Black Jack, Fruit Salad and Diabetes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Hoisin Seitan Ch'kn Bao
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is critiquing movies
(top table only) Baked Salmon with Lemon and Herbs (or the Mystery Box)
Lower tables. Black Jack, Fruit Salad and Diabetes
Vegetarian/vegan option. Vegan Hoisin Seitan Ch'kn Bao
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Legend
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Legend
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
Let's see who's about?
December 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
Let's see who's about?
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching a never ending movie.
(top table only) T̶i̶p̶e̶x̶ Pritsick
Lower tables. Lá Trine's Festive Choco Log
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower and Lentil Tacos with Creamy Chipotle Sauce
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching a never ending movie.
(top table only) T̶i̶p̶e̶x̶ Pritsick
Lower tables. Lá Trine's Festive Choco Log
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower and Lentil Tacos with Creamy Chipotle Sauce
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching a never ending movie.
(top table only) T̶i̶p̶e̶x̶ Pritsick
Lower tables. Lá Trine's Festive Choco Log
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower and Lentil Tacos with Creamy Chipotle Sauce
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is watching a never ending movie.
(top table only) T̶i̶p̶e̶x̶ Pritsick
Lower tables. Lá Trine's Festive Choco Log
Vegetarian/vegan option. Roasted Cauliflower and Lentil Tacos with Creamy Chipotle Sauce
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
With special guest, Jake the Temple Meads cat.
"Tuna Tuesday is not a day. It is a mindset."
Let's see who's about?
With special guest, Jake the Temple Meads cat.
"Tuna Tuesday is not a day. It is a mindset."
a cat wearing a mask and a necklace is standing on a bed surrounded by money
ALT: a cat wearing a mask and a necklace is standing on a bed surrounded by money
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Good morning #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
With special guest, Jake the Temple Meads cat.
"Tuna Tuesday is not a day. It is a mindset."
Let's see who's about?
With special guest, Jake the Temple Meads cat.
"Tuna Tuesday is not a day. It is a mindset."
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying to find the owner a parakeet.
(top table only) Prawn crackers and a can of Haitai Grape Bon Bon.
Lower tables. 9. Golden Dragon Feast
Vegetarian/vegan option. 88. Jade Garden Banquet
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying to find the owner a parakeet.
(top table only) Prawn crackers and a can of Haitai Grape Bon Bon.
Lower tables. 9. Golden Dragon Feast
Vegetarian/vegan option. 88. Jade Garden Banquet
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Had a blue parakeet with a red bill visit our garden for the last five days. It has a red ring on its right leg, so it's an escape, someone loves it.
Contacted the local RSPCA and posted on the neighbourhood, but no response.
Anyone know if there's a lost parakeet organisation?
Contacted the local RSPCA and posted on the neighbourhood, but no response.
Anyone know if there's a lost parakeet organisation?
December 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying to find the owner a parakeet.
(top table only) Prawn crackers and a can of Haitai Grape Bon Bon.
Lower tables. 9. Golden Dragon Feast
Vegetarian/vegan option. 88. Jade Garden Banquet
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
Because @wulfhelm.bsky.social is trying to find the owner a parakeet.
(top table only) Prawn crackers and a can of Haitai Grape Bon Bon.
Lower tables. 9. Golden Dragon Feast
Vegetarian/vegan option. 88. Jade Garden Banquet
Gammon by the leopards gate as ever
🎶 Last Christmas
When buying some Spam
I heard George Michael
And knew it was Wham
This year, to save me from tears
I baught some of my shopping online
(Online) 🎶
When buying some Spam
I heard George Michael
And knew it was Wham
This year, to save me from tears
I baught some of my shopping online
(Online) 🎶
December 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
🎶 Last Christmas
When buying some Spam
I heard George Michael
And knew it was Wham
This year, to save me from tears
I baught some of my shopping online
(Online) 🎶
When buying some Spam
I heard George Michael
And knew it was Wham
This year, to save me from tears
I baught some of my shopping online
(Online) 🎶
Good morning, afternoon or something #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶
The Brotschneidemaschine is the best thing since sliced bread.
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶
The Brotschneidemaschine is the best thing since sliced bread.
a close up of a dog 's face with a piece of bread in front of it .
ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with a piece of bread in front of it .
media.tenor.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Good morning, afternoon or something #Wülferhampton!
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶
The Brotschneidemaschine is the best thing since sliced bread.
Let's see who's about?
N̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶r̶a̶p̶ ̶f̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶b̶o̶d̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶e̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶
The Brotschneidemaschine is the best thing since sliced bread.
Reposted by Mayor Rob the Gorilla
A Christmas Fox
YouTube video by PsychicSquirrel
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM