Mayor Rob the Gorilla
@hendos.bsky.social
Lifeboat maintainer and sponsor, painter, decorator and occasional T-shirt designer.
Congratulations to the winner of last week's spot the ball competition.
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Congratulations to the winner of last week's spot the ball competition.
... but when DHMIS told us green wasn't a creative colour!
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
... but when DHMIS told us green wasn't a creative colour!
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social fans!
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@ladyesmerelda72.bsky.social fans!
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
Meet Hug-Me-Esmo! 🫶💖🤗
The plush toy that knows it's royalty, offering "kind" words of wisdom to the common folk while lost in its own enchanted mushroom kingdom. Give it a squeeze and it will remind you that ignorance really is bliss. 🫶✨️
Batteries not included.
... possibly today 🫶🍷🥰
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
... possibly today 🫶🍷🥰
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Was expecting Richard Madeley tbh.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Was expecting Richard Madeley tbh.
Now I remember why I hate AI
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Now I remember why I hate AI
That might not be the full story...
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
That might not be the full story...
So you ripped his top off and tied him down...
As long as it's consensual and you're all having fun.
As long as it's consensual and you're all having fun.
November 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So you ripped his top off and tied him down...
As long as it's consensual and you're all having fun.
As long as it's consensual and you're all having fun.
Ever since we p̵r̵e̵s̵s̵u̵r̵e̵d̵ politely asked @wulfhelm.bsky.social to tell us about crustacean saga, he has been a bit elusive.
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ever since we p̵r̵e̵s̵s̵u̵r̵e̵d̵ politely asked @wulfhelm.bsky.social to tell us about crustacean saga, he has been a bit elusive.
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
November 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Difficult roads lead to beautiful places.
Clearly never been on the A38M.
Clearly never been on the A38M.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Difficult roads lead to beautiful places.
Clearly never been on the A38M.
Clearly never been on the A38M.
I...
KNOW...
MY...
TAXONOMY...
While you're all proud to have a genetic link to Gorillas (because we don't fuck everything up like you lot), which genetic link do you think we'd rather associate with?
a.) Hoomans.
b.) Bananas.
"High intelligence", sure you'll get it right.
Just sayin' bro!
KNOW...
MY...
TAXONOMY...
While you're all proud to have a genetic link to Gorillas (because we don't fuck everything up like you lot), which genetic link do you think we'd rather associate with?
a.) Hoomans.
b.) Bananas.
"High intelligence", sure you'll get it right.
Just sayin' bro!
November 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I...
KNOW...
MY...
TAXONOMY...
While you're all proud to have a genetic link to Gorillas (because we don't fuck everything up like you lot), which genetic link do you think we'd rather associate with?
a.) Hoomans.
b.) Bananas.
"High intelligence", sure you'll get it right.
Just sayin' bro!
KNOW...
MY...
TAXONOMY...
While you're all proud to have a genetic link to Gorillas (because we don't fuck everything up like you lot), which genetic link do you think we'd rather associate with?
a.) Hoomans.
b.) Bananas.
"High intelligence", sure you'll get it right.
Just sayin' bro!
I'm on a quest.
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I'm on a quest.
Actual photo of Bard's kettle.
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Actual photo of Bard's kettle.