WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
Velocity
Crumbs
Anything with retractable claws
Mrs Slocombe's Pussy
Branston's anything
The Votadini
Plus Fours
Grantchester
H5N1
Hygge
Comedy national dishes
Lutefisk (see above)
The Danish
Block paving
Ichabod Crane
Slurpees
and
Thirsk.
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
November 14, 2025 at 8:08 AM
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
Gleefully evil is a hard act to pull off.
Trust me, I know.
Trust me, I know.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gleefully evil is a hard act to pull off.
Trust me, I know.
Trust me, I know.
Mr Pip requires six units of metacalm daily due to compressed spinal disks.
This is served in a dollop of ice cream.
Captain Dash, who has fuck all wrong with him, also gets a dollop of ice cream.
Otherwise, I get 'the look'.
This is served in a dollop of ice cream.
Captain Dash, who has fuck all wrong with him, also gets a dollop of ice cream.
Otherwise, I get 'the look'.
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Mr Pip requires six units of metacalm daily due to compressed spinal disks.
This is served in a dollop of ice cream.
Captain Dash, who has fuck all wrong with him, also gets a dollop of ice cream.
Otherwise, I get 'the look'.
This is served in a dollop of ice cream.
Captain Dash, who has fuck all wrong with him, also gets a dollop of ice cream.
Otherwise, I get 'the look'.
There's a legend (that I just made up) that dogs with white eyebrows can see the wind.
This is bad news for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is having beans on toast for brunch.
This is bad news for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is having beans on toast for brunch.
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
There's a legend (that I just made up) that dogs with white eyebrows can see the wind.
This is bad news for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is having beans on toast for brunch.
This is bad news for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is having beans on toast for brunch.
This week's spot the ball competition features Middlesbrough vs Birmingham in today's Championship clash.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This week's spot the ball competition features Middlesbrough vs Birmingham in today's Championship clash.
19. YES!
THIS PICTURE!
Alt.
THIS PICTURE!
Alt.
November 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
19. YES!
THIS PICTURE!
Alt.
THIS PICTURE!
Alt.
Things were different back in the day.
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Things were different back in the day.
Two bastards,
Alike in sleepiness,
In fair Wülferhampton,
Where we lay our scene.
Alike in sleepiness,
In fair Wülferhampton,
Where we lay our scene.
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Two bastards,
Alike in sleepiness,
In fair Wülferhampton,
Where we lay our scene.
Alike in sleepiness,
In fair Wülferhampton,
Where we lay our scene.
Is it two or three years since @mrjamesob.bsky.social screwed #Whamageddon for everyone?
November 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Is it two or three years since @mrjamesob.bsky.social screwed #Whamageddon for everyone?
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Beat boxing
Serialised stories
The Trinovantes
What Rough Beast
Influenza
Clod hopping
Wicker
Spatchcocking
Toast racks
Flamingos
Kevin the Chaffinch
Dust jackets
Semaphore
Slide wearers
Toiletry gift packs
Wassailers
and
Pontypridd (th)
Beat boxing
Serialised stories
The Trinovantes
What Rough Beast
Influenza
Clod hopping
Wicker
Spatchcocking
Toast racks
Flamingos
Kevin the Chaffinch
Dust jackets
Semaphore
Slide wearers
Toiletry gift packs
Wassailers
and
Pontypridd (th)
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Beat boxing
Serialised stories
The Trinovantes
What Rough Beast
Influenza
Clod hopping
Wicker
Spatchcocking
Toast racks
Flamingos
Kevin the Chaffinch
Dust jackets
Semaphore
Slide wearers
Toiletry gift packs
Wassailers
and
Pontypridd (th)
Beat boxing
Serialised stories
The Trinovantes
What Rough Beast
Influenza
Clod hopping
Wicker
Spatchcocking
Toast racks
Flamingos
Kevin the Chaffinch
Dust jackets
Semaphore
Slide wearers
Toiletry gift packs
Wassailers
and
Pontypridd (th)
Side effects to follow.
November 7, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Side effects to follow.
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
November 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
Some good news at last.
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Some good news at last.
