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WulfHelm
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Bretwalda of the Angli.

Generous host of the Mead Hall

Lord of Wülferhampton.

Please use your Gods responsibly.

Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
I've opened a post office savings account in the name Ian Adam Martin Andrew Matthew William Anthony Neville Kelly Emerson Ripley.

It has exactly one English pound in it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Send a postal order for 78 pence to Warlord Comics.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Humg drawn and 3/16th
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Reposted by WulfHelm
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Entitled Tory voting pricks say what now?
November 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I was able to spot an elephant two times out of thirty-six which apparently puts me in the top percentile of something or other.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Quentin accurately thinks you're a cunt.
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
He died in the shitter yes?

Apt.
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Typhus, not plague.
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Graveyards are filled with the indispensable.
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If only.
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Don't I just fucking know it.

Now.
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Which bit of 'to the death' are you struggling with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Can I suggest you see an oncologist, like urgently.
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No.

That's 23.01.14.11.05.18.

And how did you get the Mead Hall door code?
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM