WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Pinned
WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
· Mar 14
The sun will rise in the East tomorrow.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
Your attendance is not required.
It would be nice if you were there though.
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You thought the Detectorists were what?
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You thought the Detectorists were what?
'I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father'
Works as long as you know who your Father was, your judgmental prick.
Works as long as you know who your Father was, your judgmental prick.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
'I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father'
Works as long as you know who your Father was, your judgmental prick.
Works as long as you know who your Father was, your judgmental prick.
The Rookie.
Episode 123, 742, 816.
After the tragic death of Freddie Mercury, Nathan Fillion agrees to do vocals on Queen's last album.
Episode 123, 742, 816.
After the tragic death of Freddie Mercury, Nathan Fillion agrees to do vocals on Queen's last album.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Rookie.
Episode 123, 742, 816.
After the tragic death of Freddie Mercury, Nathan Fillion agrees to do vocals on Queen's last album.
Episode 123, 742, 816.
After the tragic death of Freddie Mercury, Nathan Fillion agrees to do vocals on Queen's last album.
The Detectorists vs The Good Life.
In a fight to the death.
Who wins?
In a fight to the death.
Who wins?
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The Detectorists vs The Good Life.
In a fight to the death.
Who wins?
In a fight to the death.
Who wins?
Constant Billy would be done for stalking these days.
These days.....
These days.....
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Constant Billy would be done for stalking these days.
These days.....
These days.....
Re reading the Count Of Monte Christo for the first time in a while.
The plot holes.
The plot holes.
a woman in a floral dress stands in front of a white board that says big and huge
ALT: a woman in a floral dress stands in front of a white board that says big and huge
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Re reading the Count Of Monte Christo for the first time in a while.
The plot holes.
The plot holes.
I'd watch that.
You could sort out Songs of Praise. No songs and just 45 minutes of people praising you.
a man in a superman suit is surrounded by a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a superman suit is surrounded by a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'd watch that.
Current beard status.
Radagast goes hipster.
Radagast goes hipster.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Current beard status.
Radagast goes hipster.
Radagast goes hipster.
Due to circumstances beyond your Bretwalda's control, your beloved Bretwalda was unable to make his monthly state visit to the local tip.
Subsequently, your ever munificent Bretwalda's state coach is currently filled with cardboard, unidentifiable electrical cables, and fourteen penguins.
Subsequently, your ever munificent Bretwalda's state coach is currently filled with cardboard, unidentifiable electrical cables, and fourteen penguins.
a man in a suit and tie is saying true story .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying true story .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Due to circumstances beyond your Bretwalda's control, your beloved Bretwalda was unable to make his monthly state visit to the local tip.
Subsequently, your ever munificent Bretwalda's state coach is currently filled with cardboard, unidentifiable electrical cables, and fourteen penguins.
Subsequently, your ever munificent Bretwalda's state coach is currently filled with cardboard, unidentifiable electrical cables, and fourteen penguins.
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) double jumbo sausage n chippie chips with a gravy thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Lower tables. Spam thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Allison Pearson.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Allison Pearson.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) double jumbo sausage n chippie chips with a gravy thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Lower tables. Spam thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Allison Pearson.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Lower tables. Spam thick enough to be called Allison Pearson.
Vegetarian/vegan option. Allison Pearson.
Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.
Gleefully evil is a hard act to pull off.
Trust me, I know.
Trust me, I know.
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Gleefully evil is a hard act to pull off.
Trust me, I know.
Trust me, I know.
After due consideration, your Bretwalda has turned down the BBC DG gig.
It's not politics.
It's the requirement not to slaughter the smug wankers of Ambridge and plough their land with salt that put me off.
It's not politics.
It's the requirement not to slaughter the smug wankers of Ambridge and plough their land with salt that put me off.
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
After due consideration, your Bretwalda has turned down the BBC DG gig.
It's not politics.
It's the requirement not to slaughter the smug wankers of Ambridge and plough their land with salt that put me off.
It's not politics.
It's the requirement not to slaughter the smug wankers of Ambridge and plough their land with salt that put me off.
Strictly Come Dancing's new presenters?
Your Bretwalda understands that the dream team of Johnny Vagas and Emma Barnett is still in consideration.
Your Bretwalda understands that the dream team of Johnny Vagas and Emma Barnett is still in consideration.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Strictly Come Dancing's new presenters?
Your Bretwalda understands that the dream team of Johnny Vagas and Emma Barnett is still in consideration.
Your Bretwalda understands that the dream team of Johnny Vagas and Emma Barnett is still in consideration.
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a man in a suit and tie is jumping in the air while watching a soccer game .
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media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI.
Except... it's bollocks.
Thou shalt have a fishie,
On a little dishie,
When the U Boat comes in.
Karl Dönitz.
On a little dishie,
When the U Boat comes in.
Karl Dönitz.
November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Thou shalt have a fishie,
On a little dishie,
When the U Boat comes in.
Karl Dönitz.
On a little dishie,
When the U Boat comes in.
Karl Dönitz.
Michael Benteen's potty time, but it's the fall of the house of Wessex.
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Michael Benteen's potty time, but it's the fall of the house of Wessex.
Nurse!
NURSE!
NURSE!
"Where Solo Seagulls Dare Too Far, Mr Bond"?
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Nurse!
NURSE!
NURSE!