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Joshua K.
@spiderkav.bsky.social
Kind gamer overseeing my own personal isle of misfit toys. You can find me as spiderkav most places. Battletag=Glarf#1492
Steam, PSN=originalglarf
Switch friend code:
SW-3895-7038-1305
XBoxLive, Discord=Spiderkav
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January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Ruin a first date:

I show up
Ruin a first date:

my specialty is blow jobs with lots of teeth
Ruin a first date:

When should I have my kids start calling you daddy?
January 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
As if we needed more reason to hate this chunky shart
January 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
@titusnation.bsky.social just found Carrying Monsters on Youtube. Thank you for another spectacular special.
January 23, 2026 at 1:27 AM
KC BBQ is one of the great things these people deserve after their ordeal.
Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul

Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.

So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
January 22, 2026 at 11:08 PM
If everyone saying maga would just die, we would be
January 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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April 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
One advantage to when I get a job is I can delete my linkedin again
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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While it made it as far as dress rehearsal, Tommy Brennan's Weekend Update desk bit on Trump's ICE deployments in his home state of Minnesota did not make it to SNL broadcast.

But they've made it available anyway. And you should watch it.
Weekend Update: Tommy Brennan on Trump's ICE Deployments in Minnesota - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 10:19 PM
What do I need to do to start a new political party?
January 22, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Boo fuckity hoo. MORE
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 22, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Muffins spelled backwards is exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Dafuq???
I've lived in Minnesota my whole life and have experienced some major cold snaps but this is the first time I've heard about exploding trees.
January 21, 2026 at 11:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MORE!
Saga halts blockchain after $7 million theft

January 21, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=saga-exploit
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 PM
This tiny human in this Culver's was gibbering and it sounded like a baby Murloc.
January 21, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Fucking good. More.
January 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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nice to know what im missing at least
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Good. More.
Crypto holder loses $283 million to scammer impersonating wallet support

January 10, 2026
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=trezor-support-scam
January 19, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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Fantastic photo from Phil Laybourne capturing the moment a Red Deer steps on some Lego.
January 18, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Hey, since you're still on the fence about leaving the Nazi kiddie-porn generator website, you can go ahead and fuck back off there. You won't have a good time here.
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I mean, I don't go there because the food sucks.
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 18, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Turning off quotes and tapping the no dogpiling/ragebaiting sign. This gets a big gore content warning and a genAI warning and all you need to do to kneecap their reach is share, block, and go about your day. Thanks for being a good Bluesky citizen. 💋
Hey cuties in the NSFW community,heads up that we got a fresh AI scraper/generator following folks in our circles. Go quietly preemptively block and move on with your lives. 🖤💋
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it.
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM