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Spidergravy
@spidergravy.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, reader.
ADHD, autism, hot air balloonist, glass artist. Mostly tired, generally cheerful.
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When using a public toilet I always try to get out as quickly as possible without touching anything. Never have I wondered what anyone else’s genitals looked like while doing that. Trans rights are human rights.
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Just had a nap and in my dream, Aqua had released a new song with the lyrics:

🎶
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
Have you had a trip or fall
Here's a number you should call
It's a personal injury lawyer
🎶

Which, for a dream, are quite fucking good lyrics.
February 16, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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Canary Worf.
February 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I'm a hopeless romantic (90% of me just hopeless, I grant you) and I love you all, here's a black squirrel mummy folding up her baby like a fluffy carrier bag for ease of travel.

Sound up for very cute squirrel noises 🖤❤️
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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"The free version of the new #AI app FuKLIFE can take your daily walk, or attend a concert, for you. But subscribers can also send FuKLIFE on holiday in their stead. The app's clever algorithm sends AI-generated photos of the moments you might have experienced and tells you how you feel about them."
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
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essential infographic
November 25, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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I changed the audio
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Look at this beauty, all framed. Thank you, @400footghost.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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sorry hi yeah just one question about the starters
February 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂

Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 1:03 PM
My hard boiled egg spent the day leaning against a teabag. I think that surprised him.
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Look at my beautiful new profile picture, drawn by @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
My shrimp is moulting. Happy Tuesday night
February 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Bollards save lives AND bring immense joy and happiness to the world.
#WorldBollardAssociation
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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Do you want to know if you can watch a film on the BBC tonight?
IS THERE'S A FILM ON THE BBC AROUND 9PM TONIGHT?
A simple way to see if there’s a film on the BBC around 9pm tonight.
istheresafilmonthebbcaround9pmtonight.robmanuel.workers.dev
January 30, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Happy National Draw a Dinosaur Day. My colleagues are all raking it very seriously. #DinosaurFriday
January 30, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Astonishing thread. But completely unsurprising.
I think I might take one of these "under 20 minutes" AI skills courses the UK Govt. seems very keen on everyone doing and live-post it here... Maybe we can all learn something together! The press release sends me to aiskillshub.org.uk/aiskillsboost/ - let's go and see!
AI Skills Boost - AI Skills Hub
aiskillshub.org.uk
January 29, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
i don’t need a cleaner i need to hire someone to remove all the flat surfaces from my house
January 28, 2026 at 9:52 PM
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Looking at what the Americans are up to today…
January 28, 2026 at 7:04 PM
We had some students in today. Sorted out their ID badges. We had a Miss Walker, first name Skye. She will be Luke to me for the rest of the term.
January 28, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Men, if you see a lady crying, ask her if it's because of her haircut. Women love a man who pays attention.
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM