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you ever see a take so bad you have to hit the back button to before you even opened the website before closing the tab, just to be sure
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i forgot where i found this reddit comment lol
January 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“my daughter was killed by a drunk driver. here’s why i think children shouldn’t be allowed to leave their homes”
“well, are YOU gonna tell a grieving mother she’s wrong?”

lmao yes? because that’s an insane position to take?
Do you not think it's bizarre to have strangers on the internet decide they know better than Brianna's own loved ones on what is or isn't insulting to her memory?

I've got no time for Rosie Duffield, but she turned up at a drop-in event in Parliament and that's been the limit of her involvement.
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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It is very hard to dismiss the fact that senate democrats caving was an intentional gift to Donald Trump. He went to the Supreme Court trying to starve 42 million Americans and we all saw it. And as people fought that, they caved. They are not merely collaborators but wolves in sheep’s clothing.
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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[Guy who borrows and then absolutely wrecks your car]: Ah, but the highway. The highway is still there.
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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transition is not something that just magically happens to you. you have to be an active participant in creating your own future
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i'm crying at this message my orchi surgeon just sent me bro can you maybe phrase it differently
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The point of transition isn’t to become an uwu beautiful uwu lady or hunk of a man (it’s nice if that happens tho). The life of an ugly and Whole woman is worth living. It is misogyny to believe that only the life of a beautiful woman is worth living. You have to become Whole.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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liberals: we can't really do anything unless we have a majority of 70%

conservative: we snuck one guy through the air vents and long hair is illegal now
January 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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smh the hoops i have to jump through to get healthcare, i can't get my rabies shot until the vet tech thinks i look enough like a dog that he wants to fuck me
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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i started making fun of Jeremy Renner as a bit on the show years ago. didn't have any reason to think he was an awful person, just felt like he was up his own ass enough to be funny.

anyway turns out he's an actual monster. i take back my apology over making fun of his weird snowplow accident.
November 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp
November 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Very very stressy today
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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If you tell your constituents that there are people you are willing to throw away, on some level they are hearing that, under future circumstances, they can be thrown away too. It’s abuser manipulation and there’s already a political party for people who want to live with that way.
For @msnbc.com I wrote about how Tuesday's election gives Democrats the blueprint for overcoming Republican anti-trans attacks and how thus should settle all the talk about throwing trans people under the bus.

www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
Opinion | Democrats’ election wins showed they don't need to hide their support for trans rights
Republicans repeated Trump's anti-trans strategy from 2024 and lost big. This should be instructive for Democrats.
www.msnbc.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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DROMAEOSAURS. the ´raptor´ theropod dinosaur family🦅 this poster is also now available for prints and more at redbubble/people/mariolanzas #dromaeosaurs #paleoart #velociraptor #theropoda #dinosaurs #utahraptor #achillobator
November 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i didn't become a different person and i didn't stop being the person i was. i became more of the person i always was, just no longer afraid of letting people see her
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Nothing scares establishment Dems more than the sight of success. The thought of voters who know they can demand more than a corporate mouthpiece is existentially terrifying to them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
me 3 months into prog: "huh i'm honestly a bit disappointed, my libido's back a little but i'm not really ferally horny the way everyone says they are"

me 4 months into prog: "i need to be clicker trained with a replica C4 detonator like a Metal Gear Solid character"
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM